So the boss is in a meeting about quarterly synergy or whatever, and I'm here pretending to update spreadsheets. Reality? I'm thinking about Jade's ridiculously plump ass. This game, it's a futa revenge fantasy dressed up in a college setting, and honestly the writing is about as subtle as a brick through a window. But you don't come here for subtle. You come for the scene where Jade, our newly empowered she-dick protagonist, corners some cheating brat in the locker room. The groping starts slow, just a handful of those massive tits through a school uniform, the fabric sounds all crinkly and wrong in the 3DCG. It's that specific plastic-y render style where skin looks a bit too glossy, like everyone's been oiled up for a competition nobody announced.

The dialogue is pure cheese. One of the anti-futa activists literally gives a speech about "traditional values" five minutes before Jade's rearranging her guts in a supply closet. I wish they'd leaned harder into the absurd humor of that, but the game plays it weirdly straight sometimes. The oral sex animations are janky, mouths don't quite line up, but the sound design... look, I don't know why the wet noises are mixed so loud. It's like someone dropped a microphone into a bowl of macaroni. You'll hear it over the music. You'll hear it over your own thoughts.

Then there's the harem element. It's messy. Girls just sort of fall into bed with Jade after one conversation, which, fine, it's a porn game, but the cheating tag gets applied with zero drama. Someone's girlfriend is eating Jade out in the library and the boyfriend never finds out, it's just a thing that happens and then we move on. The creampie scenes are generous, maybe too generous, physics-defying amounts of the stuff. There's this one sequence with a teacher where the vaginal sex just keeps going, looped animation style, and I swear I zoned out and forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Like right now, actually. I should probably check if Jenkins from accounting is looking over the cubicle wall. He always has that stupid smirk. Anyway, the game's about forgiveness or revenge but really it's about how many positions they can render that one giant futa cock in before the runtime budget exploded. Probably a lot. Probably still rendering somewhere.