The main guy here is the classic punching bag loser, but the game has fun turning that into a weird power fantasy with way more horny side quests than it first looks. He starts out getting bullied at school, hiding his eyes, acting like a wet towel, all that. Then one thing goes wrong, then another, and before you even notice you’re suddenly in this loop where he’s training, fighting, and at the same time getting “help” from women who are way too hot and way too interested in a dude who can’t even look them in the face at the start. The school hallways feel like a battlefield and a porn set at the same time. One moment he’s getting his face shoved into a locker, next moment he’s in the nurse’s office with her “checking” his injuries by slowly unzipping his pants like that’s just normal medical procedure. I laughed, not gonna lie.

What sells it is how the women don’t act like background trophies, they’re all poking at him, teasing him, testing him. There’s this older woman with huge tits who pretends she’s helping him study, sitting way too close, pressing those breasts on his arm, asking him if he “needs a break” while her hand is already sliding into his lap. She starts slow, just stroking with her fingers through the fabric, watching him squirm, then finally frees his cock and jerks him off under the desk while still talking about homework like nothing is happening. The camera lingers on her lips and her ass more than the actual action half the time, which sounds annoying, but somehow it works because it feels like she’s performing for him, not you. And when she goes down on him later, when she decides he “earned a reward”, the way she looks up with her mouth full has that trashy romance vibe, like she actually likes this pathetic idiot. It’s dirty but also weirdly sweet, then dirty again, like the game can’t decide and I kinda love that.

Playing on phone is both nice and annoying. Swiping through dialog on the train while some stacked teacher is bending over in front of you in perfect 3D is… risky. But the tap choices during fights, where you try to time blocks and counters, make it feel like more than a pure porn clicker. I missed one input because a milf with a tight blouse popped up on screen to “motivate” me and the dude got his ass kicked, which felt exactly like he deserved it. There’s a scene where he’s alone with a woman in a tiny room, she locks the door, leans back on the table, pushes her tits together and just keeps talking and talking, dragging out the moment before anything happens. I was screaming internally “just go down already” and when she finally grabs his head and pulls him between her thighs it’s like the game knew it was edging you on purpose. Also the way her ass jiggles when she rides him later is… distracting, and I still can’t forgive how the text box sometimes covers half her face right when she’s saying the nastiest line. But anyway.