Right, so I was supposed to be working on that quarterly report. Spreadsheet's half dead on the other monitor. Instead I'm three "dates" deep into this thing where some guy named Roger gets a very hands on education from his neighbor. Julia. She's got this whole "I'm doing this for your academic future" vibe while basically guiding his dick into her friend Andrea. The game is a prequel to something called BangCity which I've never touched. Doesn't matter.

The 3DCG models have that glossy, slightly off porportions look. Like someone spent too much time on the tit physics and forgot elbows exist. You know the style. But there's this one scene. Julia is teaching him... something. Can't remember the excuse. Suddenly it's a titfuck in the living room and the animation loops a little janky but the sheer absurd commitment to the premise sold me. Then later Andrea shows up and they're all outside? Or was that a different save. Got a voyeur scene mixed in somehow. It just throws stuff at you. Masturbation, anal, some ff moment I clicked through too fast because my boss walked by. The whole thing is unapologetic. Roger's face is like a cardboard cutout but the girls are rendered with this weirdly specific attention to how light hits their skin during the oral sex parts.

Wish there was a way to skip some of the slower dialogue. It's just Roger being dim. You're here for the fmf trainwreck that happens around date three. The canon connection to some other game I'll never play is just... there. A fun fact. The real plot is Julia arranging everything while pretending it's all normal tutor stuff. That gap moe or whatever. My coffee's cold now.