Captain's log, stardate... who gives a shit. The autopilot's been on for three hours and I'm not even mad. This isn't really a game, it's more like someone left their hentai folder open and forgot to add the interactive bits. You click play and the ship just... goes. Courier missions complete themselves. Space battles resolve without you. The RPG elements are there in name only, stats that tick up while you watch like some kind of degenerate stock ticker.
But the scenes. Holy fuck.
There's this one with the alien diplomat where the animation loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. The sound design is surprisingly wet. Not gonna lie, I spent way too long staring at the captain's uniform physics, the way the fabric stretches across her chest when she leans over the nav console. It's the little things. The game knows exactly what it is, a delivery mechanism for high quality smut wrapped in a thin sci-fi veneer. The spaceship interiors look like someone traced over a 90s anime cel and then added modern lighting effects. It's jarring but in a way that works if you've been marinating in niche eroge since the Kazaa days.
Wish there was more to do with the inventory system. You collect all these weird alien artifacts and they just sit there, taunting you. No combining, no examining, nothing. Just another number in a list. The courier missions could've been something, you know? Pick up package, deliver package, get railed by tentacle monster in zero G. But no, you just watch it happen. At least the zero G scene delivers. The way the fluids float around, that's some attention to detail I respect.