The loading screen is just Satsuki’s silhouette and I already know I’m in trouble. This thing is a Kill la Kill parody but it’s running on pure horny energy, no budget. The art looks like someone drew it on a phone during lunch break, lines all wobbly, colors bleeding outside the edges. But somehow that makes it dirtier? Like finding a crumpled doujin under a vending machine. You click through dialogue that barely makes sense, Ryuko’s uniform is already half shredded because of course it is, and then Satsuki appears with that eyebrow raised like she’s about to step on you. Which she does. Sort of.

The scenes trigger randomly I think. I clicked the same option twice and got different CGs, one where Ryuko’s on her knees and another where Satsuki’s holding her chin up with a sword tip. The text boxes have typos, “Life Fiber” is spelled “Life Fiver” at one point, and the sound effect for clothes ripping is just a stock rip noise that loops awkwardly. There’s no animation, just static images that shift positions between dialogue lines. One frame Ryuko’s blushing, next frame her top is gone, no transition. It’s jarring but also kind of hot in a broken flipbook way.

The parody aspect is loose. They got the school uniforms right, the red streak in Ryuko’s hair, Satsuki’s heels. But then Ryoko shows up? I don’t remember her from the show. Maybe she’s an OC, maybe I missed an OVA. She’s got short hair and glasses and she’s way too eager to join whatever weird fiber absorption ritual is happening. The whole thing devolves into a threeway scene where the dialogue is just ellipses and moaning text. No choices, just clicking to advance. My phone buzzed with a work email halfway through and I forgot what I was doing. The game doesn’t save progress so I had to start over. Not that it matters, there’s only like four scenes total. The gallery button is greyed out, probably broken. I kept clicking it anyway. Why do I do this to myself on company wifi.