Paula Honeybottom. Even the name is a joke, right? A washed up soap star whose husband, Dick, actually turned out to be a massive dick. Shocker. The whole setup is this weirdly specific fantasy about a depressed 42 year old with a body that just won't quit, and two younger people living in her house. The game lets you decide if they're her kids or just... tenants. That choice alone sets off a chain of corruption that feels less like a slow burn and more like throwing a lit match into a puddle of gasoline.

The mechanic that got me was the lifestyle slider. You push Paula toward being a "fit teenager" or keep her as this plush, curvaceous mess. And the 3DCG models actually change. Her ass gets bigger, her tits sit different, her face loses that tired look. There's this one voyeur scene through a keyhole early on, if you play the male protagonist, where she's just... touching herself. The animation is janky, like a broken puppet, but the sound design? Fuck. That wet, desperate breathing. I had to mute my phone because my neighbor's dog started going nuts. The game doesn't care about being polished. It cares about getting you off.

But then the lesbian route with the female protagonist. It starts as this sweet, almost healing thing. Teaching Paula to feel confident again. And then you're in the shower with her and the GILF next door is watching through a window and suddenly it's a three way cheating scenario that makes zero logical sense. The humor is so dry it hurts. Dick's new lover looks like a plastic mannequin. I laughed out loud during a serious corruption scene because Paula's expression glitched into a fish face. I still kept playing. The multiple endings thing is a lie, by the way. There are like two real endings and the rest are just abrupt fades to black that made me think my browser crashed. I never did figure out if the boy and girl are supposed to be siblings or what. The game doesn't clarify. Maybe that's the point.