The writing in Sexena chapter 2 has this weird charm where the sex scenes are better than the actual game. You click through turn based battles that feel like a chore, then Exie the weapon shop owner finally loses her clothes and suddenly the prose gets all... attentive. Her tits are huge, obviously, and the way the text lingers on how she fumbles with her apron strings before the first scene is genuinely hot. I don't know why they bothered with the battle system at all. It's like ordering a pizza and getting a free lecture on dough hydration first.

I played this during a slow shift at work, phone tilted away from the office window, and honestly the risk felt more exciting than most of the combat. There's a goblin fight early on where the enemy AI just repeats the same move three times. But then you unlock the scene with the dark elf and the writing suddenly remembers it's allowed to be filthy. The game wants to be a visual novel but keeps pretending it's an RPG. Fine. Whatever. The fantasy setting is generic enough that you can skip every line of lore and not miss anything.

One thing I wish was different: the sound design. There isn't any. I kept tapping my phone volume buttons like an idiot before realizing the whole thing runs silent. Would a little squelch kill them? Probably not. Anyway, the patreon link is right there on the site and I almost clicked it, which says something about the art. The second chapter focuses on four encounters plus Exie, and the fifth scene with her is the only reason to finish. You'll know the one. The dialogue gets weirdly poetic about her belly. Not a complaint.