Sometimes a game just knows what it is. Pussymon doesn't pretend, it's a furry fuckfest wrapped in a monster catching shell and I'm honestly surprised how much the battle changes matter. The new elemental chart with 9 types? Actually makes you think now, not just spam the strongest move. Caught a fire type early, got wrecked by some water pussymon in area 3 because I'm stupid and didn't check the chart in my bag. The bag rework is clean too, you can see all the stats and even name your creatures now. Named mine "FluffyButt" and the game just rolls with it, shows up in battle and everything.

The new hunt system means you're not just grinding the same thing over and over. Same species can pop up in different areas with alternate levels and ranks, three levels and three ranks for now. Found a rank 3 grass type hiding in one of the ten new areas and it absolutely demolished my team. Potions help, three types usable in and out of battle which saves so much backtracking. And there's a teleport skill at level 2, back to base, so you're not walking everywhere like some kind of animal. The save anywhere option in the bag should've been there from the start but whatever it's here now.

The spicy content... look, 66 original pussymon and 11 new animations this update including one easter egg. The animations aren't polished, the art feels like something from newgrounds circa 2008 but that's almost the charm? It's rough in a way that feels deliberate, like the creator knows exactly what corner of the internet this lives in. The furry designs range from kinda hot to what the fuck is that, and I respect the commitment. There's a new easter egg you can replay after finding it which is nice because usually these things are one and done. The story... exists. It's there. You're not here for the story.

Wish the rank system went deeper, three ranks feels like a tease. More interactions with already released pussymon would be good, the creator mentioned that's coming but who knows when. The battle interface is cleaner now but still janky in ways that'll never get fixed probably. That's fine. It's not trying to be AAA, it's trying to be a horny rpg with 66 monsters and monthly updates from someone who clearly gives a shit. The patreon has cheats apparently. Might check that out.

i kept clicking rangiku’s shoulder like an idiot for five minutes straight, not because it did anything special but the way she stretches just a little when you get close... that’s the real game honestly. you’ve got matsumoto, inoue, yoruichi, and hannemu all standing there and the goal is to find where they’re sensitive. the bar fills up depending on how well you poke around their weak spots and some of those spots are not obvious at all. yoruichi has this thing where she smirks if you go too fast, like she’s testing you. the pov framing makes it feel like you’re actually looming over them, which is weirdly relaxing in a way i can’t explain.

the sound design is basically nothing, a few breathy reactions when you hit the right zone but zero voice acting which is a crime when you’ve got characters this iconic. rangiku’s moans are like three variations of the same gasp and by the time you unlock the gallery you’ve heard them seventy times. still works somehow. the art is unfinished in places, hannemu’s shoulder clips through her hair if you look too long, but the gallery just dumps all the scenes you earned and that’s where the real payoff sits. i wish there was more range in the clicking feedback because right now it’s just “bar goes up or doesn’t” and you figure out the pattern way before the first ending.

what’s funny is how seriously it takes the battle setup, like you’re a soul reaper squaring off against these women but really you’re just poking inoue’s hip until she melts. the bleach context is purely aesthetic, don’t expect story, but seeing yoruichi in a fighting stance while you methodically test her reactions is its own kind of victory. i spent way too long on the second ending because i kept missing a spot near rangiku’s lower back and the game doesn’t hint at all. which is kinda the point though right. the gallery unlock feels like a trophy case for your persistence, even if the journey there is basically a fidget toy.

Nailah’s tits have this weird physics glitch where they bounce twice after she stops moving. Noticed it during the first tavern scene, right before everything goes to shit. Spent maybe twenty minutes just making her walk back and forth near the fireplace. The animation loops are otherwise pretty stiff, that classic early Patreon build jank, but the CG sequences. Fuck. Whoever did the lighting on the ritual chamber scene understood something primal about how shadows should fall across a woman’s stomach.

The battle system is turn based, nothing special, but losing has its own rewards if you catch my meaning. There’s this one enemy, some kind of corrupted knight, and his grab attack transitions into a full scene that I definitely didn’t expect the first time. Almost dropped my coffee. The quest structure is weirdly nostalgic, reminds me of those old Newgrounds adventure games where you’d click around hoping to find the one pixel that advances the story. Spent too long stuck in the forest section because I missed a tiny sparkle on a bush. Not complaining though, the encounter it unlocked was worth the frustration.

The story is there, something about greed and freedom and ancient powers, but honestly I kept clicking through dialogue to get to the next lewd unlock. Nailah’s voice acting, when it exists, is surprisingly decent for what’s essentially a porn game. There’s this one line she whispers during the tent scene that made my scalp tingle. The public build cuts off right when things start getting really interesting with the main villain, some sorceress who’s clearly got plans for our heroine that don’t involve tea parties. The patreon version apparently goes much further but I’m broke so here we are, replaying the same three scenes and noticing new details each time. Like how Nailah’s eyes actually track the mouse cursor during dialogue. Creepy and hot simultaneously.

The writing in Sexena chapter 2 has this weird charm where the sex scenes are better than the actual game. You click through turn based battles that feel like a chore, then Exie the weapon shop owner finally loses her clothes and suddenly the prose gets all... attentive. Her tits are huge, obviously, and the way the text lingers on how she fumbles with her apron strings before the first scene is genuinely hot. I don't know why they bothered with the battle system at all. It's like ordering a pizza and getting a free lecture on dough hydration first.

I played this during a slow shift at work, phone tilted away from the office window, and honestly the risk felt more exciting than most of the combat. There's a goblin fight early on where the enemy AI just repeats the same move three times. But then you unlock the scene with the dark elf and the writing suddenly remembers it's allowed to be filthy. The game wants to be a visual novel but keeps pretending it's an RPG. Fine. Whatever. The fantasy setting is generic enough that you can skip every line of lore and not miss anything.

One thing I wish was different: the sound design. There isn't any. I kept tapping my phone volume buttons like an idiot before realizing the whole thing runs silent. Would a little squelch kill them? Probably not. Anyway, the patreon link is right there on the site and I almost clicked it, which says something about the art. The second chapter focuses on four encounters plus Exie, and the fifth scene with her is the only reason to finish. You'll know the one. The dialogue gets weirdly poetic about her belly. Not a complaint.

Karder Dal-Arouya is a mess. I mean that as a compliment, mostly. The art looks like someone drew it on a napkin during a particularly horny history lecture, lines all shaky and proportions that shift between scenes like the artist forgot what a human body looks like. But that's the charm, right? It's got that raw, unpolished energy that makes you feel like you stumbled onto someone's private sketchbook. The queen mother, that absolute bitch, she's rendered with these sharp, angular strokes that make her look perpetually pissed off, which fits because she stole the whole damn kingdom. Karder himself, though, sometimes his face just... melts. One panel he's a determined exiled prince, next panel he's a blob with eyes.

The battles. Oh god, the battles. They're these weird little visual novel segments where you pick a move and then the screen does this janky shake effect that I think is supposed to be impactful but just makes me laugh every time. There's this one fight against a former friend, a knight lady with armor that covers absolutely nothing important, and the dialogue is so melodramatic I had to screenshot it. "You dare raise a blade to your rightful sovereign?" and she's like "I serve the crown, not the man" and then they just... stare at each other. For like three text boxes. The sexual tension could power a small city.

Then suddenly there's a lesbian scene between two side characters I barely remember meeting and it's surprisingly tender? The writing for that part feels like a completely different person took over, all soft focus and gentle touches, while the gay content with Karder and his old war buddy is all rough and desperate and full of terrible decisions. The violence is cartoonish, limbs go flying with a wet slap sound effect that's way too loud. I wish the game would pick a tone and stick with it, but also I don't. The whiplash is the whole experience. The throne room at the end, when you finally confront the queen mother, has this one CG where her expression is genuinely unsettling, like she knows something you don't, and it's stuck in my head for days now. Not because it's good art. Because it's weird art. And weird sticks.

I clicked through the tutorial, something about a mothership and feeding girls, and honestly I still don't know what the real goal is. The game says follow the tutorial to see your real goal but the tutorial is just a wall of text that I skimmed while trying to find the button that lets you get laid. That's the whole pitch, right? Train them, feed them, fuck them. Simple. Except nothing is simple because the UI is a disaster zone of floating panels and tiny icons that look like they were drawn in MS Paint during a hostage situation.

The battle system. You attack enemies when you're ready, it says. I sent my team out against some space pirates or whatever and watched numbers tick down. There's a planning phase where you pick who goes, but the choice feels meaningless because I don't know what any of the stats do. One girl has higher "technique" and another has better "synergy" and I'm just clicking things hoping someone loses their clothes. They didn't. The enemies exploded into credits and I got a popup about new areas discovered. Great. More menus to ignore.

Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot. One: the first time a training session actually triggered a lewd scene, and the girl's expression was this blank stare that made me laugh so hard I forgot to be horny. Two: the platforming section. Yes, this spaceship management sim has platforming for some reason, and your character moves like they're wading through molasses. Three: when I realized the "feed" mechanic is just dragging food icons onto portraits and watching a hunger bar fill up. Peak gameplay. The lewd scenes themselves are fine, I guess, if you like that particular brand of stiff animation where limbs rotate at impossible angles. I've seen worse. I've also seen much better. The whole thing feels like someone threw seventeen ideas at a wall and kept whatever stuck, polish be damned.

My collection log is a mess of sticky notes and half erased pencil marks. 63 regulars, 9 legendaries, 7 hidden girls. The Earth and Sky areas finally stitched together in this full version, though the dev calls it 90% done and honestly you can feel that in the little things. Some battle transitions just sort of happen without much fanfare and the audio cuts in weird, like someone remembered sound design halfway through a zone. But none of that matters when you corner a legendary in the steampunk quarter and her defeat portrait loads with that specific expression. You know the one. Where the fantasy armor is barely hanging on and her eyes go half lidded. The tactics layer is simple grid positioning stuff, nothing that'll challenge Fire Emblem veterans, but the real strategy is figuring out which encounters trigger which CGs because the game sure won't tell you. Found a hidden girl purely by backtracking through a foggy forest area I'd cleared ages ago. No indicator, no hint. Just there. My heart did that stupid flutter thing.

The art situation is complicated. Most of it's borrowed from around the internet, the dev's upfront about that in the disclaimer, and it shows in the inconsistency. One battle you're facing a gorgeous hentai piece with perfect linework and the next girl looks like she wandered in from a different game entirely. The graphics got lowered to 80% quality which I guess helps blend things but also makes some of the spicier details a little muddy. Why would you do that to the legendary girls specifically. There's this one sky area encounter with mechanical wings and copper tubing everywhere, proper steampunk aesthetic, and her defeat scene is genuinely hot until you notice the compression artifacts on her thighs. Still saved the screenshot though. What does that say about me.

The sci-fi zone has these floating platforms that mess with the tactics formula in ways the fantasy section never attempts. Wish the whole game committed to that kind of mechanical variety instead of frontloading the interesting stuff. But then I found another hidden girl behind a waterfall that I swear wasn't interactable on my first pass and suddenly I'm three hours deeper with a half finished HOF document open in Notepad. The Newgrounds mail feedback thing feels charmingly ancient. Like sending a letter to a wizard who might grant your wish if you phrase it right.

The succubus walks beside you, all hips and horns, and honestly that's the whole pitch. Seven levels of hell, some demon tits, left click to swing. I've seen this exact skeleton in a dozen browser games from the late 2000s, back when Newgrounds was still a place you admitted to visiting. The draenei tag is doing a lot of work here because she's basically just a blue demon girl with a tail that clips through the floor whenever you stop moving.

Combat is W A S D plus mouse clicks, which feels fine until three imps corner you near a lava pool and the camera decides to show you the inside of a rock. You unlock the next level by killing enough demons, not by exploring, despite what the description says. I wandered around a dead end for five minutes poking at a wall because I thought there was a secret. There wasn't. The monster variety is okay for what it is, mostly recolors with different health bars, but the succubus enemies have a grab animation that's actually kind of hot in a janky way. The lesbian tag shows up in a few scripted scenes, nothing interactive, just a looping sprite hump.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it during a lunch break and never went back to clean the lines. It works for the hell setting, all reds and purples, but the erotic appeal is mostly in your head. The game doesn't try hard to seduce you. It just throws a naked demon at the screen and hopes you're already horny. I wish there was more dialogue, more buildup, maybe a corruption mechanic where the succubus gets filthier as you descend. But no, it's just walk, click, repeat. The battle tag is generous. It's more like pest control.

Still, I finished three levels before closing the tab. Something about the lazy grind felt honest. Like the dev knew exactly what this was and didn't pretend otherwise.

Raven wakes up with her tits out and zero memory, which is honestly how half my weekends start. The game drops you into Lustein, a fantasy realm where everyone's horny enough to hump a fencepost, and the only people not constantly touching themselves are some weird cult called the Order. You play as this witch trying to figure out what the fuck is going on, and the investigation part actually has some meat to it, talking to NPCs, poking around, finding clues. But let's be real, you're here because the battle system involves tentacles and monster dicks the size of your forearm.

The turn based combat is where things get properly unhinged. You fight these lust crazed creatures and losing doesn't just mean game over, it means getting absolutely drenched in cum. Bukkake scenes pop off constantly. The corruption mechanic means Raven gets more... receptive over time, and you can customize her with outfits that range from "cute witch" to "three strips of leather and a dream." There's this one outfit with raven feathers that barely covers her nipples and I spent way too long just rotating the camera. Voyeurism elements sneak in too, catching NPCs going at it in alleyways, and you can just. Watch. Like some kind of magical pervert.

The art style is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it with one hand busy, which honestly adds to the whole grimy fantasy vibe. Monster designs are creative, lots of slime and tentacles and cocks that shouldn't physically work but do. Lesbian scenes are in there too if you're into witch on witch action. The mystery plot actually kept me clicking, which surprised me, usually I skip dialogue in these things but I wanted to know what the Order's deal was. Customization is deeper than expected, you can change Raven's look constantly and it affects some scenes. The seduction mechanics during investigation feel a bit tacked on though, like oh no I have to flirt with this guard to get past, what a tragedy, except it gets repetitive after the fifth time. Still. Tentacle battle where I lost on purpose just to see what happens. Worth it.