Ok picture this. I'm clicking through, right, and my hand is already... you know. Ready. Then the stepmom walks in and her bazongas are just, like, physics defying. Not in a cool way. In a "did someone inflate two beach balls and glue them to her chest" way. The 3DCG thing, it looks like those old renders people used to post on forums in 2008. The skin is waxy. The eyes don't blink at the same time. One sister's neck is longer than my entire arm and I couldn't stop staring at it.

But goddamn if I didn't keep clicking. The groping, the teasing, it's all so blunt. No class at all. Just "here is tit, touch tit". And I did. I touched tit. A lot. The game is called something with Adam, you're the son, dad remarried, big ass, milf, the whole package. There's this one scene where you peek on the stepmom changing and she catches you but instead of screaming she just... poses? Like a broken mannequin with a smirk. I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my drink. Then I kept playing. What does that say about me.

Forgot to mention the basement. There's sounds coming from it. Banging and moaning. I thought it was a ghost or a sex demon, got all excited. Spent like twenty minutes trying to find the key. Finally get down there and it's just... I won't spoil it but it's so stupid. So monumentally dumb. The fantasy tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The animations are like two planks of wood rubbing together. But the male protagonist is such a vacant, horny idiot that I felt a weird kinship. He just walks into rooms, sees a massive pair of animated tits, and gropes. No thoughts, just vibes. That's the whole game. I hate that I'm going to finish it.