This thing looks at you like some horny science experiment gone wrong and you kinda like it. It’s a card game, yeah, but it feels more like running a lab where every “test subject” is a musclebound anime babe who might grow a huge cock, lose some parts, gain others, and then fuck someone senseless with it on the next turn. You’re not just playing numbers, you’re basically designing porn logic. You tweak your avatar until it stops looking human and starts looking like your brain hosting a fetish convention: big tits, shredded abs, soft traps, thick futas, whatever. Then you throw them into card battles where every power-up looks like someone crossed hentai with a biology textbook written by a pervert. One card buffs attack, another triggers a mid-fight transformation and suddenly the cute flat girl on the art is swinging a monster dick, veins and all, and the flavor text is making fun of you for being into it.

What I really liked, and also kinda hated, is how the humor sneaks up on you. You’re there to jerk off, obviously, but the game keeps roasting the whole genre at the same time. You play a “serious” card that explains some pseudo-scientific hormone cascade, and the next card is a joke about “peer-reviewed cock growth.” I had to pause more than once because I was laughing at how stupid and smart it was at the same time, which is not what my dick wanted at that moment. Sometimes it goes too far into clown mode though. There was a combo where I stacked a bunch of transformation effects on my avatar, expecting some epic climax scene, and the punchline was basically the UI shitting on me for min-maxing horny stats like a spreadsheet nerd. Hot, yes, but also I spent ten turns for a meme. And I’ll never forgive how one card icon is like two pixels off center. Every time it shows up I remember it exists and my soul itches and the game never explains why.

The futa and trans content is not just “optional extra,” it sits right in the center of the deck. You’ll see a “normal” girl on one card, then a later version where she’s mid-change, soft bulge pushing against tight shorts, then the full reveal art with a thick shaft, heavy balls, still with that same cute expression like nothing happened. In one fight I triggered a chain where my tanky muscle girl got transformed into a smug futa scientist who then played her own experiment card on the enemy, and the animation was basically her pinning another girl to the lab table and fucking her into compliance while the stats updated in the corner. No fade to black, no shy camera, just full view: tits bouncing, cock sliding in, fluids everywhere, body shaking when the debuff lands. I opened this in Chrome on my main monitor, forgot Discord overlay was visible, and my friend ping popped up right when a futa climaxed all over someone’s abs. That’s on me, but still. The game loves to show off those cum shots like they’re proof of a theorem. You tweak, you play cards, you transform, and in the end the “result” is literally written on someone’s body. And it somehow feels exactly right for this weird horny Frankenstein card lab.