The loading screen is a mess of JPEG artifacts and the font looks like it was ripped from a 2004 flash game. You pick your name from a dropdown that includes "Chad" and "Virgin-kun" and then you're dumped into a school hallway with three stats: Charm, Strength, and Intelligence. All at 1. The first girl you meet is wearing a sailor uniform that's been stretched to its absolute limit and she tells you her name is Yuki and she's the class president. Her dialogue box has a typo in the third sentence.

I spent twenty minutes grinding the library to raise Intelligence just so I could pass a dialogue check with the nurse character. She's got these glasses that catch the light in a way that hides her eyes completely and her sprite has exactly two poses, standing and leaning forward. The leaning forward one is what you're here for. When you finally trigger her scene the writing suddenly gets way more detailed than anything else in the game, like someone's personal fantasy just crashed through the broken English filter. The sound effect that plays is just a wet squelch looped three times. It's awful. I replayed it four times.

The pickup system is basically rock paper scissors with extra steps. Compliment, joke, or flex. Each girl has a hidden preference and if you pick wrong three times she calls you a creep and disappears from the map forever. There's no way to know what works without save scumming. The goth girl in the art room hates compliments but responds to flexing, which makes no sense because your character is built like a wet noodle at the start. The track team captain has a whole sidequest where you have to find her missing headband and if you do she just... the scene that follows involves a storage shed and some truly questionable anatomy. The art isn't good but it's enthusiastic, you know? Like someone really tried to make the tits bounce even though they clearly don't know how animation works. The uniform skirts are impossibly short and the camera angles during conversations keep drifting downward.

The city map is pointless. There's a convenience store where you can buy items that the game never explains how to use and a park where nothing happens except sometimes a random girl jogs by and you can catcall her which lowers your Charm permanently. Why is that even an option. The translation is held together with duct tape and hope, sentences like "Your muscle impress me maybe we go somewhere private" delivered with complete sincerity. The music is a thirty second loop of what I think is supposed to be smooth jazz but sounds more like a ringtone from a phone that's been underwater.

The new endings they added are mostly just variations on the same scene with different hair colors. Except for the librarian route which goes completely off the rails into some supernatural bullshit I still don't understand. Something about a cursed book and tentacles. It came out of nowhere and honestly it was the most interesting part of the whole experience. The rest is just a grind to see pixelated anime girls take their clothes off and the game knows it and doesn't pretend otherwise. That's almost refreshing.