Fuck me, the cabin in this one. It's not just a set piece, it's a character with a rotting wooden heart. I've been poking at every corner of this first episode like a pervert with a new toy, trying to trigger every possible bad decision. The game gives you five classic horror archetypes, right? The jock, the nerd, the slut, the virgin, the tough guy. You know the drill. But then it hands you the keys and whispers, "Make them do something stupid." And I do. Every single time.

The 3DCG is... look, it's not winning any awards for high fidelity. Some of the skin textures look a bit waxy, like a candle that's seen better days. But the lighting in the nighttime forest scenes? Genuinely creepy. And the character models, especially the female protagonist with the absolutely ridiculous chest, they're built for one thing and they do it well. The horror setting isn't just a backdrop for the hardcore stuff, it's the fuel. The first time you guide the jock to take a leak against a tree and the antagonist, this... thing, I won't spoil it, makes its presence known, the shift from a tense quiet to a brutal, messy oral scene is jarring in the best way. It's not gentle. It's rough, it's ugly, and it fits the "something is very wrong here" vibe perfectly.

I spent a stupid amount of time trying to get the "slut" character to hook up with the nerd in the cabin's back room before the main event triggers. The dialogue is pure B-movie cheese, which I love. "You're not scared, are you? I know a way to pass the time." It's so on the nose it wraps around to being brilliant. The mystery of what the antagonist actually wants is what's got me hooked. It's not just a slasher. It watches. It seems to feed on the tension before the climax, both the horror kind and the other kind. My only real gripe, and it's a tiny one, is the sound design. The creaking floorboards are perfect, but the wet, slapping sounds during the sex scenes are a little too loud in the mix, like someone's clapping right next to a microphone. It pulls me out for a second. Still, I'm already itching for the next episode. The promise of a planned ending, not some endless service game bullshit, is a massive turn-on. I just hope they don't pull their punches with the finale.