Holier than thou on the surface, horny like a nest of rabbits underneath. That is the vibe here. You’re not dealing with shy little church girls quietly praying in a cold stone hall. These “sisters” are fully aware they’re hot, they know exactly how to use a rosary as both spiritual tool and sex toy, and they keep smiling like nothing is weird while they do it. The story pretends to be about studying the world and spreading faith, but every time one of them talks about “missionary work” you can practically hear the dev’s smug grin through the screen. One moment they’re quoting holy lines, next moment they’re riding some poor bastard like they’re trying to convert his soul through his dick. Or her dick. Or its dick. The theology here is… flexible. Let’s say the church in this world is very open to “alternative forms of worship” and some of those “worship targets” are not exactly human.

What surprised me is how quickly the game drops you into their daily life. You’re in this strange monastery-lab hybrid, and the nuns treat “research” like an excuse to poke, prod and fuck every weird creature they drag in from the woods. First time I saw the monster girl in the cell I thought “ok, she’ll just be a side gag.” Two scenes later she’s on top of one of the sisters, tentacles wrapped around a crucifix, moaning something that is probably blasphemy in three languages. The mix of cute and filthy is weirdly effective. Their faces are adorable in that 3D doll way, but their mouths are pure gutter. One of them explains a complicated religious theory while jerking you off lazily like it’s no big deal, stops mid-sentence to lick the tip, then continues the lecture as if nothing happened. And she’s not even the freakiest one. There is a short scene where they try to classify “types of miracles” using a mobile app they coded themselves, with categories like “Divine Cream Filling” and “Spirit Possession but in a Hot Way” and I actually had to pause from laughing.

The humor lands more often than not. It’s not clever-clever, it’s that messy horny fanfiction energy, where a nun will argue about scripture accuracy then trip over her skirt and fall mouth first on a demon cock. There is one bit where they try to record a serious sermon on a phone and you can see all the outtakes in a side menu: the camera angle too low so you just see boobs, a monster girl tail slapping the mic, another sister walking naked in the background like that’s normal. Ironically, the pacing sometimes drags when the game pretends to be serious worldbuilding. There is a long explanation about how their order split from the main church that I swear nobody playing for porn will care about, and right after that they hit you with a scene of anal “confession” that suddenly jumps in intensity like the writer forgot the brakes existed. Some transitions are clumsy, like going from goofy banter to hardcore stuff in one click, but honestly that roughness also fits. It feels like you’re paging through a forbidden diary rather than some polished studio thing. And the way they treat faith, sin and pleasure as the same currency gives it this dirty, guilty little thrill, like you’re doing something wrong and loving every second.