So I'm at work, right? Pretending to look at spreadsheets but actually I'm on F95 checking if anyone found new scenes in that gas station game. You know the one. Starts with you pumping gas in buttfuck nowhere and then boom, space university acceptance letter. My first thought was "great, another scam email simulator" but then this blue chick shows up.

The opening scene sets it up perfect. You're just some loser with zero prospects, the kind of guy who probably has a sock under his bed that's stiffer than his handshake. Then the hologram pops up and her tits are just. I mean they're right there. 3D rendered and bouncy in that specific way that makes you close your browser real quick when the boss walks by. The animation isn't Pixar quality but it's got that janky charm, like those old Daz3D renders from 2015 that somehow still get the job done better than modern stuff.

The monster girl designs are actually creative. Not just "human with horns" but like, actual alien anatomy. There's this one scene where you can either be smooth or completely fumble the conversation and I picked the dumb option on purpose because the awkward dialogue is funnier than most sitcoms. The teasing goes on for a while before anything happens and honestly I wish more games understood that buildup. The creampie scenes hit different when you've been edged by dialogue choices for twenty minutes.

What bugs me though, and this is petty, but the gas station uniform stays in your inventory forever. Like dude, you're at a galactic academy, maybe change clothes? Small thing. The romance paths branch weird too, I ended up in an anal scene with a character I thought was just a rival and I'm still not sure if that was a bug or a feature. The sci-fi setting lets them get creative with the positions though. Zero gravity oral. That's all I'll say.