There's a specific kind of madness in playing strip poker against a rigged AI where the only reward is a jpeg that looks like it was compressed through a potato. I don't know why I kept clicking. The cards felt wrong from the start, like the RNG had a personal vendetta against my draw. Three hands in and I'm already shirtless while this anime girl with impossibly proportioned assets hasn't even loosened her collar. The parody element is there I guess, recognizable character designs if you squint, but the striptease animations have this jerky quality that makes it feel like a flipbook assembled by someone who's only had flipbooks described to them verbally.

The poker itself is basic five card draw, nothing fancy. You can bluff but the AI calls everything like it's already seen your hand, which honestly it probably has given how the difficulty spikes. I lost my pants on a pair of threes. A pair of threes. The character kept making this same looping idle animation between rounds, a little bounce that was probably meant to be tantalizing but after the twentieth repetition started feeling like a threat. There's no gallery, no collection screen, nothing to show for your suffering except the immediate visual of whatever clothing layer just got removed. The description promised potential for more rewarding wins, sex scenes, a gallery, but that's all vaporware. Pure potential energy with no kinetic follow through.

What gets me is how this could have been something. The bones are there, a functional card game wrapped around a hentai premise that doesn't need to be complicated to work. But the striptease stages are so few and the payoff so thin that you're essentially grinding through bad poker hands for the privilege of seeing a nipple rendered with all the artistic grace of a geometry textbook diagram. I kept thinking about that one flash game from 2006, the one with the succubus bartender, and how even that janky mess understood pacing and reward better than this. The AI folded once. Once. I think it was a pity fold. I wish the difficulty curve had some actual curve instead of just being a wall you slam into repeatedly while an anime girl judges you with her one facial expression.