Luna Lovegood shows up for exactly two seconds, says something about nargles, and disappears. That's it. That's her entire contribution to a game that lists her as a character. What a waste.

The rest is Hermione. Hermione in the library, Hermione in the common room, Hermione with her shirt off. You're already dating her when this starts, which is weird because most of these games make you work for it. Here you just... have her. Established relationship. Christmas break at Hogwarts, empty castle, nothing to do but study and fuck. The dialogue tries real hard to be clever, lots of banter about arithmancy and house points that sounds like someone read the books once in 2007 and is working from memory. Some lines actually land. "You're worse than a boggart in a broom closet" made me snort. Others feel like they were run through a thesaurus to avoid copyright lawyers.

The AI generated art is a mixed bag. Hermione's tits are massive, which is either a feature or a bug depending on your attachment to canon. Sometimes her face looks right, other times she's got this plastic sheen like a snapchat filter gained sentience. One scene her ass just... kept going. Anatomically ambitious. The oral sex bits have this uncanny mouth positioning where you can tell the AI wasn't quite sure where tongues go. But the lighting in the fireplace scenes is genuinely warm, cozy even. Makes you almost forget you're looking at algorithm generated smut.

Branching paths let you pick between sweet romantic stuff and getting straight to it. Sweet route has actual emotional beats, conversations about her parents and the war and what comes after Hogwarts. Horny route has her saying things like "I've been a very good student this term" while undoing her robe. You know what you're getting.

The game crashed once when I tried to skip dialogue too fast. Reloaded, lost my place, had to click through five minutes of "oh Harry's gone home for the holidays" exposition again. Small thing but it stuck with me.