The whole thing has this weird, almost bootleg visual novel energy. The AI CG gives everything a glossy, slightly uncanny sheen, like someone fed a thousand hentai screencaps into a blender and hit 'puree'. Ash and Mila, the engaged couple, look like they're made of melted candle wax in some scenes, but then the light hits Mila's ass just right during a teasing scene and suddenly I get it. I completely get it. The groping mechanics are basically a point and click adventure where the treasure is always under her shirt. You just sort of poke at her tits until a meter fills up. It's not deep. It's barely a game. But watching that meter creep while she gives you this dead eyed look of simulated pleasure? That's my kind of broken retro aesthetic. Like a corrupted ROM of a dating sim that never existed.

There's this one oral sex scene where the protagonist's face clips right through her stomach. I stared at it for a solid minute. It's not a bug, it's a feature of this whole AI generated fever dream. The writing is trying to be a serious drama about wedding planning, but then you'll click on a lamp and suddenly you're balls deep in a creampie scene with a character you met two text boxes ago. The tonal whiplash is the real gameplay loop. I wish the masturbation scenes had more interaction than just a looped animation, but that's never getting patched. This is it. This is the final form.

Replayability? For the plot? No. But for the sheer, bizarre spectacle of seeing what anatomical nightmare the AI spits out next? I've already gone back three times. The big tits and big ass tags are doing a lot of heavy lifting here, because the character models are basically just those body parts with a person vaguely attached. It's like someone described sex to an alien and this was the result. A beautiful, horny, glitchy mess.