You know that feeling when a game is trying so hard to be deep it forgets to be hot? That's this one. The setup is classic, guy inherits his dead dad's bar, moves back to his hometown, suddenly living with three women. The bar renovation stuff is actually kind of interesting for like five minutes, there's this whole management thing where you pick what to upgrade and it affects... something? I stopped caring after the second titty scene.

The women. Okay so there's the childhood friend who's a virgin, obviously, because these games can't help themselves. The older woman, the MILF type, she runs a shop nearby or something. And the third one, I already forgot her deal. The writing tries to be emotional, like really tries, with all these flashbacks to the protagonist's dad and how he wanted this bar to succeed. And then mid-sentence the camera just zooms in on someone's crotch. The tonal whiplash is insane. One minute you're having a heartfelt conversation about legacy and dreams, next minute there's an ahegao face so exaggerated I laughed out loud. Not in a good way.

The animations are stiff. Like, really stiff. During the oral scenes the head movement looks like a broken animatronic. The creampie shots are there if that's your thing, but the 3DCG models have this plastic sheen that makes everything feel like a medical diagram. There's this one handjob scene where the guy's expression never changes, just dead eyes staring at the ceiling while she's going at it. I wish they'd spent half the effort on the sex that they did on the bar management tutorials. The voyeurism bits are weirdly placed too, like you'll be checking inventory and suddenly there's a peeping scene. Why.

If you're gonna play this, skip the dialogue. Just click through until you see a bra come off. The teasing scenes are the best part, there's this one moment with the MILF character where she's just messing with the guy under the table at the bar, and for a second I thought okay, here we go. Then it cuts to a flashback about his father's funeral. I'm not kidding. Just... be ready for that.