Samantha’s tits bounce when she walks. I noticed this immediately because the animation in The Fixer is that specific kind of jank where everything else is stiff but the boob physics got 90% of the budget. She’s a Fixer, which means she solves problems for the city’s power brokers, except the first problem she needs to solve is that her landlord is a creep and her neighbor keeps “accidentally” walking in while she’s changing. Classic Blaston hospitality.

The game throws you into this grimy cyberpunk-ish town where everyone wants to either fuck Samantha or use her, and usually both. There’s a scene early on where she’s investigating industrial sabotage and ends up bent over a desk while a factory supervisor “interrogates” her. The dialogue options are basically submit, submit but sassy, or submit and pretend you hate it. I picked the sassy one and he spanked her anyway. The sound effect was weirdly loud, like someone slapping a wet ham. I had to turn my volume down because I’m at work and Karen from accounting already side-eyes me enough.

What I actually like is how the corruption creeps in. Samantha starts off competent, almost professional, and then slowly the quest log starts including things like “distract the guard” which somehow always means letting him grope her tits or worse. There’s a futa gang leader who shows up around the mid-game and honestly I forgot what the main plot was after that point. Something about diplomacy between factions? I don’t know. She had a cock bigger than my forearm and the scene where Samantha negotiates with her involved zero talking and a lot of gagging sounds.

The pregnancy mechanic feels tacked on. Like, you can get knocked up but it doesn’t change anything except Samantha’s belly gets bigger and some NPCs make comments. I wish it affected missions more but it won’t. The dev is too busy adding more monster scenes. There’s a whole segment with a tentacle thing in the sewers that I stumbled into while looking for a missing informant and suddenly Samantha’s getting double penetrated by glowing vines. Priorities, I guess.

The AI CG stuff is hit or miss. Some scenes look almost too smooth, like Samantha’s face is a different person depending on the lighting. But the blacked tag content is... thorough. Very thorough. The contrast is practically a fetish checklist.

I never finished the main story. I think I was supposed to uncover who’s sabotaging the factories but then I unlocked the exhibitionism route and now Samantha just walks around topless and gets random encounters. That’s the game now. That’s my save file. Just tits out, problems unsolved, Blaston burning down around her.