Game feels like somebody mashed up a horny D&D session with one of those old Flash adventure things, then forgot to add shame. You’re this busty treasure hunter elf girl, ears poking out of your hair, tits that keep bouncing even when you stand still, running around a cursed forest that basically wants to fuck you more than kill you. It starts kind of innocent: you click through the trees, some cute little glowing plants, a chest half-buried in moss, that kind of thing. Then first goblin jumps you during what looks like a normal loot check. No “are you sure” pop-up, just your character slammed against a tree trunk, her tight shorts dragged down, and this stupidly huge green cock that absolutely doesn’t match his body. As a modder I instantly thought “yeah, whoever drew this is a tit guy first, logic second” because her boobs keep their own rhythm while he’s ramming her, and I kinda respect that. Animations are not perfect, sometimes her hair clips into her shoulder, but the way her face goes from annoyed to cock-drunk in like three frames? That’s the good kind of scuffed.

What I liked is how the forest slowly turns from background to horny character. At first it’s just goblins and some generic monsters, but then you hit that little clearing with the stone circle and the vines start “helping” when you open a treasure. I clicked the wrong option in a dialogue, just wanted more gold, and next second she’s hanging there with her legs spread, vines wrapping her wrists, another one teasing her pussy lips like it’s thinking about it, then two tentacles slide in together. You see her stomach stretch a bit, nothing crazy, but enough to sell how big those things are. And she’s trying to grab one with her mouth at the same time, drooling like crazy, eyes rolled, while the UI is still asking me if I want to “continue the search”. Bro, she is literally getting her guts stirred, what search. Also, tiny thing that annoyed me: the sound when you pick up a coin is weirdly sharp compared to the wet sloppy blowjob sounds and squelchy tentacle noise, hurts in headphones a bit. I kept noticing that every time, then forgot about it as soon as the blonde gets shoved face first into some moss and starts gagging on another monster cock. The treasure choices sometimes feel random, too: one chest gives you gold, next one opens a portal and suddenly a myth creature is pounding her ass against an old tree, and she’s moaning like she was waiting for that all day.

At one point I was just clicking around, trying to see if there’s any “safe” route, and ended up triggering this weird side scene with a goblin shaman. He looks harmless, tiny, dumb staff, and then he calls this slimy tentacle thing from a puddle. It snakes between her thighs and you can tell she’s trying to resist, knees shaking, then it finds her clit and she loses it, grabs its base and starts rubbing herself on it like crazy while two more slide under her top, wrapping around her tits, squeezing so hard the nipples change color. It’s almost funny how she starts as this brave treasure hunter who talks big about glory, then ten minutes later she’s begging some faceless tentacle mass to fill her again so she can “feel the treasure inside”. Completely stupid line, and it still works. The forest keeps repeating some elements, like same background reused a bit too often, but the variations on how she gets used in those spots are nice, especially the outdoor angle, bark scraping her back while some demon beast is pushing her thighs to the sides and she’s clenching the grass like it’s gonna save her. It won’t. Nothing in that forest is interested in saving her, just in stuffing every hole, usually at once, and the game is very honest about that.