Woke up thinking about that ghost girl’s tits. Not the plot, not the mystery, just those massive pale things floating through walls. The Judas Ghost, right. It’s a point and click sandbox in a mansion, day night cycle, you wander around poking at stuff. There’s a currency system for outfits. I bought this ridiculous lingerie set for one of the living girls and the next scene she’s wearing it while a translucent hand is, you know, under her skirt. The animation is janky. Deliberately unpolished they say, and yeah, some frames look like a GIF I’d find on a forgotten Tumblr from 2012. But that’s the charm? Maybe.

The oral sex scene with the redhead. Her mouth just. The sound cuts out halfway through. Not a bug, it’s just. Gone. And you’re left with this silent, looping animation of her head bobbing while the ghost watches from the corner. I laughed. Then I didn’t. The teasing is constant, you’ll click on a bookshelf and a spectral handjob starts out of nowhere. No warning. The affection system is there but honestly I just kept groping the ghost whenever the prompt appeared. Big ass, big tits, the paranormal stuff is just an excuse for the groping. The humor lands sometimes, a dialogue option about ectoplasm had me snorting.

Wish the hidden items led to more than just a static image. Found a locket in the library and it unlocked a scene that was basically the same handjob but with different lighting. The mystery? I don’t know. Something about a Judas. I skipped most of the text to get to the next animated loop. The dating sim part is thin, you pick a girl, you grind affection, you get a scene. The ghost is the best character and she’s dead. That’s the whole review. The sandbox lets you ignore the adventure completely and just cycle through the night for the teasing scenes. I did that. A lot. The big tits tag is not lying. The big ass tag is also not lying. The point and click is just clicking on body parts eventually. You know what you’re getting. The groping mechanic is literally just click and drag. My mouse hand is tired. Not complaining.