Akabur doing TMNT. Yeah, that Akabur. The one from those Princess Trainer games everyone and their mother has probably seen. So you know the drill, that very specific style where the girls look like they're constantly on the verge of something, that glossy sheen to everything. It's about April O'Neil, obviously. And the turtles. And Splinter, because of course.

The whole thing is broken into chapters, which is a fancy way of saying it's a slow burn you're clicking through. The art is what it is, you've seen it. I remember getting to the first real scene and just staring at the dialogue choices like an idiot. Do I pick the obviously lewd one or play it cool? Who am I kidding, it's an adult game. You pick the lewd one. The tension isn't really in the choice, it's in waiting to see how Akabur draws the payoff. And with April, it's exactly what you'd expect, that exaggerated body language. I got so focused on unlocking the next image that I completely forgot there was supposed to be a plot about mutagen or whatever. Something about a mating season, the title is right there, I'm not stupid.

The group stuff, the gangbang tag, that's the whole point of the later chapters. It's messy and ridiculous and leans so hard into the parody that you can't even be shocked. It's just funny. The mutant designs are... well, they're turtles. But the way they're posed is pure Akabur. I did get annoyed at one point because a specific scene with Splinter felt like it took forever to trigger, I kept clicking the same damn room. But then the next April scene loaded and I forgot what I was complaining about. It's a flash game from a bygone era, basically, running in a browser like it's 2007. Don't expect a masterpiece, expect to click and grin.