Phoenix is supposed to be solving crimes, but in this thing he’s basically solving who gets to fuck who first. It still looks like an Ace Attorney game at a glance, with the courtroom flow and the stupidly dramatic zooms, but the mood is way filthier. One moment you’re shouting “Objection!” and pressing a witness, next moment you’re peeking at Maya on that creepy WE-TRACK-U gadget and she’s bent over somewhere she really shouldn’t be, tits bouncing while she “accidentally” drops something for the third time. It keeps this weird balance where you actually care about the case, and then you forget the case completely because someone’s getting slowly corrupted in the background and you’re too busy watching. The writing leans heavy into parody, it constantly pokes fun at the original series, but then it turns around and gives you scenes that feel way too hot to be a joke. Bluecorp 2 is doing shady stuff again, sure, but the real crime is how quickly half of the cast ends up naked or morally broken.

Story goes from goofy to kinda fucked up pretty fast, and that’s where the netorare thing shows up. You’re the male protag, but you’re also this helpless viewer sometimes, forced to watch your “ally” get dragged deeper into sleaze while you poke around in menus and evidence. There’s a sick little thrill when you check the tracker, see a new scene unlock, and realize Maya’s doing something she’ll never admit later. Sometimes she’s just teasing, sometimes she’s getting used by side characters you wanted to punch from the first moment they appeared. Big tits are everywhere, by the way, like the artist was physically allergic to small breasts. Every time a new girl shows up the game practically shoves her chest into frame first, then remembers to give her a face. The voyeur angle hits hard: cameras, peeping through doors, catching a corrupt “training session” in a place that was totally innocent in the original games. It’s sleazy on purpose, and the point & click parts encourage you to poke every stupid hotspot, because half of them end up triggering some lewd animation or a dirty line instead of something useful. Trading cards of the girls are just pure fanbrain candy, like a horny gacha without the gacha, and I hate that I cared enough to try and complete the set.

I didn’t expect a porn VN to remind me of old YouTube prank videos and shitty MSN chats at the same time, but this one kinda does. Early 2000s vibe hits right away: chunky phones, ugly clothes, random posters that look like they were stolen from Limewire, and three girls who are absolutely not ready for “professional” porn at all, which is why I liked them. They’re messy, horny, loud, and half the time they’re laughing in the middle of a blowjob like it’s a blooper reel. You’re this clueless fisherman with big himbo energy, trying to pretend you know what you’re doing while these girls drag you into making “content.” Every scene feels like a mix of awkward home video and real romance, like someone put softcore cable TV and a shitty cam show in a blender and forgot the lid.

What really made me stay was how the game treats the lewd stuff like it’s normal life, not some sacred ritual. One moment she’s joking about your clothes smelling like fish, next moment she’s sliding down to your lap, stroking you slow with one hand, still talking trash about your haircut. There’s this scene on a shitty old couch where two of the girls are arguing about camera angles, and you’re sitting there with your dick out, and then one just shrugs, climbs on your lap and starts grinding while the other keeps filming and giggling. It feels like you’re all just playing around, but then the animation hits that perfect rhythm and her ass is bouncing in your face and it suddenly gets way too hot. Bodies look thick in a good way, tits that actually move when they get grabbed, asses that don’t look copy-pasted. Sometimes the faces go a bit weird during certain angles, then the next shot is gorgeous and you forget you were just judging it two seconds ago.

I like how the group scenes never feel like some cold porn studio script. There’s one moment where all three girls are crowded around you in this tiny room, joking about “auditions,” and they start teasing one by one. One is rubbing her chest against your back, another is on her knees working your shaft with slow, lazy strokes, the third is just there to whisper the filthiest things in your ear like she’s trying to brainwash you. It’s cute and fucked up at the same time. They’ll laugh, shove each other around, smack your ass for no reason, then suddenly get serious and look at you like you belong to them and only them. That’s the part that hits my yandere brain, honestly. They pretend it’s all fun and business, but the way they look jealous when someone else gets more attention? Yeah. If this was real life, somebody would slash someone’s tires. Sex scenes feel like they’re halfway between a joke and a confession, and you’re stuck in the middle, leaking all over their hands while they decide how far they want to go on camera this time. I kept pausing just to stare at their bodies like a creep and then pretending it was for “plot,” but whatever, that’s their fault for making it this horny and stupid and sweet at the same time.

Jake is that guy you see smoking outside some shitty bar at midnight, leaning on a dented car that looks fast enough to kill you, and you can just tell his life went sideways but he still thinks he’s the main character. The game kinda throws you in his mess without long bullshit intro. He is early 30s, freshly divorced, ego hurt but still horny as hell, with this mix of “I learned from my mistakes” and “I’ll probably do them again if the ass is good enough.” You follow him through a city that feels dirty in the right way, full of neon, garages, half-legal races and women who either want to save him or use him or fuck him stupid. Sometimes all three on the same night. It’s not romantic. It pretends to be romantic sometimes, then throws you a scene where you’re raw-dogging in the backseat after a race while the engine is still ticking hot.

The main thing is choices. Not those fake “good/bad” choices like in some polished Steam thing. Here it’s more like: do you go home with the classy businesswoman who talks with sharp eyes and wears lingerie that probably costs more than Jake’s car, or do you let yourself get dragged into a bathroom stall by the reckless street queen with grease on her hands and a laugh that says she’ll ruin your life. Sometimes you pick what to say and it feels small, like just flirting, but later she shows up at a race and suddenly she’s betting on you like you’re her toy. Money is not just a number here either. You win it, you burn it, you use it to upgrade your car or to impress some woman who totally doesn’t need impressing but still spreads her legs easier when you bring her to the nicer bar. Or doesn’t. One of them actually got mad when I tried to flash the cash and I ended up jerking off alone in a shitty motel room after a race because she ghosted me. That scene hurt more than any “game over” screen.

Sex scenes are not always “perfect porn” timing. Sometimes they’re quick and messy, like you barely pulled her shorts aside in a dark alley and you’re hoping nobody walks in. Other times you get that slow burn where you’re in her apartment, her heels on, legs squeezed around your waist, kissing and grinding on the sofa before clothes even come off. There is one moment where you lose a race by being reckless, car almost fucked, and the woman you’re kind of chasing shows up at the garage. She is furious, calls you an idiot, then ten seconds later she is pressed against the hood, moaning, because the adrenaline got to both of you. It’s hot, but also kinda sad, because you can tell neither of you is actually okay. That’s the thing: the game teases that you can “find the best woman,” but honestly, all of them feel a bit broken in their own way, same as Jake. One is way too into the danger, one is clearly using you to piss off someone richer, one looks like she wants a stable guy yet still rides you in the car after an illegal race like she never heard of stability in her life. You jump between scenes thinking with your dick and then later you realize you actually care which route you’re on. Or maybe you don’t, maybe you just want to see who lets you come on her face, who prefers it on her tits, and who makes you finish inside and gives you that look like you just crossed a line and she kinda liked it. Up to you.

This thing feels like some cursed mix of a horny mobile management game and a creepy religious cult simulator, in a good way and also in a way that probably sends you straight to hell. You start as this regular dude on the surface, but no, he’s basically a control freak with a god complex pretending it’s “guidance.” The girls around him look normal at first, like neighbors, teachers, bored wives, the usual “nice” types. Then you start poking around, checking their stats, scrolling through their little profiles on your phone like it’s Instagram, only instead of likes you pump up their corruption level. First events are pretty tame, like flirty conversations and accidental panty flashes, some teasing, a blowjob scene carefully hidden behind “this just happened somehow.” After that it goes fast into heavy voyeur stuff. You sit there watching them shower, fuck, get touched in public, and the game just shrugs and gives you another button to push.

What I like is how the sex doesn’t come out of nowhere. You literally see the switch step by step. One moment a milf is arguing with you about morality and faith, next time she’s on her knees in some church corridor, tits out, drool on her chin, giving you a sloppy titfuck like she forgot every sermon she ever heard. You unlock an event, she goes from shy eye contact to walking around in clothes that are basically not clothes. That one scene where you convince a proud religious mom to “confess” her sins was wild. She enters like she wants to save your soul, ends with anal and a cumshot on the cross behind her, and the game doesn’t even try to pretend it’s subtle. I had VLC open on the side to screen-cap stuff and my folder is now full of faces covered in white with weird censor blocks that just make it look even more wrong. Sometimes the angles are awkward and the asses look too shiny, but you see that big ass bouncing on your dick with other girls watching and judging and then joining, and suddenly the weird lighting doesn’t matter.

The corruption levels are the real hook for me. I got stuck repeating one event because I misread how the branching worked and it pissed me off, but then the next stage finally triggered and it turned into this group sex mess where a bunch of girls you’d been training separately suddenly show up together and treat you like property, except they are the slaves, not you. They share you, they share each other, they do oral, handjobs, vaginal, anal, whatever you’ve already pushed them into, just all at once. One scene has a swinging vibe where you make them play the “good religious couple” in public while secretly fucking in the back, but it’s not even romantic, more like puppets you’re using. I wish the phone UI had a dark mode, the white background burned my eyes while I was edging, but it somehow fits this cheap mobile sin feeling. Also the exhibitionism bits are great until suddenly they go too far and it’s like, ok, maybe she wouldn’t really let herself be collared and paraded in front of everyone that fast, but then you see her spreading her legs, begging for it, mind blank, and you just accept it. The game pretends there’s some deep plot about faith and control, but in the end it’s all about you turning every girl into a cock-hungry slave while you scroll, tap, and collect corrupted scenes like they’re fucked up little trophies on your phone.