FSS Lamashtu feels like somebody mashed up a cold war naval thriller with a filthy space brothel and then forgot which part was supposed to be serious. You’re the freshly minted captain of this “experimental cruiser” that is absolutely not built for exploration, unless you count exploring how many holes your crew can take in a single patrol. Officially it’s the proud weapon of the Alliance, last hope in a long-ass war. Unofficially it’s your floating fuck-lab, staffed with officers who look like they came out of a horny AI art generator after you typed “war crime but sexy” too many times. The ship layout screen is almost a character by itself: bridge, medbay, cargo, those little tucked-away compartments you quickly learn are perfect for “private disciplinary sessions.” You jump between menus pretending to care about fleet orders, but the only thing you actually remember is which corridor you cornered that technician in when she kept “accidentally” brushing her giant tits against you.

The story likes to pretend it’s about geopolitics and rebellion, and sometimes it even tricks you. You’ll get this long briefing about the Neo-Terran strategic line, convoy raids, morale of the Alliance, all that stuff. Then two clicks later, you’re watching a proud enemy pilot on her knees, mascara running, mouth full of cum while she tries to spit out her rank and serial number. The tone whiplash is almost funny. There’s a certain charm in how the game refuses to pick a lane: you capture prisoners, you break them in slowly or just slam straight into collar-and-chain slavery, you’re supposed to feel the “moral weight” of it, but the next scene has them begging for anal like they read the script ahead of time. The AI CG does that exaggerated wetness thing, where every hole looks like you dumped a bucket of lube on it, and every creampie is this ridiculous white flood that should qualify as a bio-weapon. Sometimes the faces twist into that extreme, over-the-top ahegao that doesn’t even look human anymore, more like a melted idol poster, and it somehow fits this world where war propaganda and porn have fused into one genre.

What sticks in my mind most is how physical the ship starts to feel. You’re not just choosing sex options, you’re shaping routines. That science officer who starts with stiff posture and carefully zipped uniform? A few “private evaluations” in your quarters, and suddenly she’s walking around with visible bite marks on her neck, trying not to react when you casually grope her in front of others. There’s a scene in the hangar where two captured enemy girls are supposed to be processed for interrogation, and you can decide if that means basic questions or “group demonstration of Alliance hospitality.” The way their bodies are posed, covered in semen from multiple angles, has that bukkake ritual vibe, everyone participating because the war needs “unity.” You get toy usage too, not just as accessories but as tools of control: a vibrator left inside during a formal strategy meeting, the slow dawning horror on your new slave’s face when she realizes the remote is in your pocket while admirals talk about casualties. The game never really resolves whether you’re a genius commander or just a sex-obsessed tyrant who got lucky with experimental hardware. At some point there’s a tender-ish lesbian moment tucked awkwardly between brutal scenes, two crew girls comforting each other after a mission, fingers exploring, tongues slow and hesitant, and for once you’re not in the frame at all. It feels almost like the game forgot its own premise for a second, then remembers, throws you back into forced deepthroat in a dark interrogation room, and moves on like nothing happened.

Ugly bastard time travel fantasy with school uniforms and way too much skin, that’s basically the whole vibe here. You’re this dude who remembers his life as a pathetic, bitter old perv, then boom, suddenly you’re back in your teenage body, stuck in that same boring school but now with full cheat codes in your brain. All the memories of who fucked you over, who ignored you, which teachers had huge tits under those tight blouses, which MILF neighbors walked around with that fat ass barely covered… and now you’re not some clueless virgin anymore in your head. You’re still “ordinary looking”, kinda ugly, kinda forgettable, but you think like a guy who’s watched too much porn and had zero therapy. That’s the fun part. Every hallway, every classroom, every bedroom is like “oh yeah, I remember what happens here in the future” and you try to break it, twist it, make it hornier.

The teasing is what sold me. Not just instant pussy delivery, you know? Like that scene where the stacked classmate leans over your desk, her shirt a bit too tight, her bra digging into those big tits, and she’s laughing at some dumb joke. In normal games she’d just giggle and walk off. Here your MC is running full horny inner monologue, remembering how she married some loser in the original timeline, how he used to jerk off thinking about her, and now he’s poking at her weak spots, saying the right little lines so she blushes and tugs at her skirt. You get those slow burns, the “accidental” boob presses, the late study sessions that end with her rubbing her thighs together while pretending nothing’s happening. I hate slow stuff and I was still locked in. Then again, sometimes it feels like the game is edging you on purpose and not in a good way, like “ok man, I get it, she’s shy, now let her suck something already.”

The ugly MC thing is surprisingly hot. Not monster ugly, just that dude you’d never look at twice, but girls start reacting different because he’s confident and lowkey manipulative as fuck now. There’s this scene with a MILF, older woman with a big ass squeezed into yoga pants, where she’s lecturing you about “being a good student” while you remember exactly how broken and lonely she was later in life. And you just nudge her, step by step, from “motherly neighbor” to “I’ll just help you with your stress” to her literally grinding on your lap while still trying to pretend she’s in control. It’s messed up, kind of sad, and also insanely hot. The game plays a lot with that corruption angle, not in a subtle way, more like watching a car crash where everyone has big tits. Sometimes it leans into romance and “true love” like you actually care about these girls, then two minutes later you’re jerking off in the school bathroom while remembering how their bodies feel, so yeah, nice whiplash. I wish the MC shut up less in his thoughts and more in dialogue, but whatever, I still clicked next like a trained animal.

It’s weird how this one tries to be a parody but ends up accidentally saying something kind of tragic about Kobeni, like she keeps blushing through the whole thing yet the game never lets her be just cute or just desperate - it’s always both, tangled together. I kept thinking the demon part would be the main hook, but nah, it’s more about that half-panic look in her eyes when you push too far and she still whispers your name. The timing mechanic feels stupid at first, tapping along while she’s choking or trembling, but then it clicks and suddenly you’re syncing with her rhythm in a way that feels too real for a joke game. It’s messy, literally and emotionally, and the moaning voice lines loop wrong sometimes, which only makes it better somehow - like catching someone mid‑breath and refusing to let them finish.

What gets me is how the corruption doesn’t even feel evil. You start off thinking you’re dominating her, but by day five she’s the one steering things, pretending not to, grinding slow while talking about losing her job as if your cock’s the only comfort left. The writing trips over itself, grammar all over, and yet every line lands because it sounds like someone actually flustered trying to talk dirty and failing. There’s a scene in the bathroom where the mirror fogs up and for a second you see horns behind her reflection, tiny, twitching, like she’s halfway yours already. Then she laughs too loud. Totally ruins the moment. But it sticks.

I’ll say though, the creampie counter? Completely unnecessary and also perfect. It forces you to notice time passing, like this gross little calendar of need. The parody label doesn’t save it from being hot, and the humor doesn’t stop it from being kind of sad. Maybe that’s why I keep replaying it, telling myself it’s for the endings, but really just waiting to hear her gasp that same broken syllable again.

High School Zero To Campus Sex God feels like someone mashed together every horny teenage fantasy, then quietly added way more MILFs than anyone is ready for. You play this clueless guy fresh out of school who somehow walks into college life surrounded by girls who dress like they live in a gym catalog and moms who clearly skipped the “subtle” part of being horny. It’s mostly about how badly he wants to stop being a virgin, but the game actually leans harder into the whole harem drama, jealousy, sneaking around, all that messy stuff. One moment you’re flirting with a cheeky sporty girl in tight shorts after practice, the next you’re wondering if her mom is going to notice the hickeys you left on her daughter’s neck while you’re in the kitchen “helping” with dinner. And yeah, the camera absolutely loves asses here. Big butts in yoga pants, tight skirts riding up when they bend over, that slow angle when you’re supposed to “help them stretch” before a match. It is not subtle. I like that.

What surprised me is how the teasing is honestly better than the full service scenes sometimes. There’s that volleyball girl who keeps pretending she doesn’t like you touching her, then never actually stops you when your hand slides a little lower during “groping practice” in the equipment room. Or the teacher who makes you stay late and pretends it’s about your grades, while she sits on the edge of the desk, crosses her long legs and lets her blouse open one button too far, then pats her thigh and tells you to sit closer. The game gives you a lot of moments where you can just stare, peek through a door, watch a shower through some half-open locker room door, and damn, the voyeur vibe really hits. Sometimes you only see a reflection in glass. Sometimes you just hear the sucking sounds and little moans behind a wall and you have to decide if you barge in or just jerk off to it. And then there’s the whole netorare angle that sneaks up on you. At first it’s just your enemy’s mom riding you on the sofa while she’s mocking how useless her husband is, then later you actually see your so-called romance interest getting her throat used by someone else because you ignored her too long. The game doesn’t make a full speech about it, it just shows you. That one scene where you open the door, see her on her knees, her cheeks hollowed out, and she keeps eye contact with you while she keeps sucking, like she’s saying “this is what you threw away”, that actually hurt a bit. And I still went back for more.

The harem angle is chaotic in the good way. You can stack mothers and daughters, best friend’s family, enemy’s family, random sporty girl from track, older teacher with glasses, then try to act like nothing’s going on when you end up in the same room with three of them. There’s a scene where you’re at a little backyard BBQ and two of the women you’re fucking keep “casually” brushing against you under the table, one of them presses her big tits against your arm, while the other plays with your thigh under the shorts, and the only thing on screen is your face trying not to panic. I wish the MC wasn’t such a smug idiot in some routes, but he is, and it’s funny when your choices blow up and you suddenly get a cold, dead-eyed blowjob from a girl who clearly wants to rip your balls off. The domination stuff is very male-focused here: you grab, pin, make them kneel, push their heads down for oral, choke them a bit while they grind on your lap. Not hardcore, more like “I’ve watched too much porn and think this is how sex goes”, which actually fits the protagonist. Sex toys pop up too, mostly in those quiet moments. Like the mom who pulls a drawer open, shows you her vibrator, smirks and tells you she doesn’t need it anymore if you keep visiting her at night. Or the shy girl who asks you to help her use a plug before class because she wants to “feel full” during lectures. There are multiple endings depending who you focus on or how greedy you get, and yeah, you can screw yourself into some pretty twisted situations. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing though: the way the text box sometimes jumps too fast during really hot lines, so you hit rollback on reflex and then overshoot and break the mood. It’s stupid, but it kept happening to me in the best oral scenes. Anyway, this one is shameless, messy, sometimes mean, and weirdly romantic in spots, like when the sporty girl falls asleep on your chest after you cum on her belly and you just watch her breathe. That little bit hit harder than all the moaning.