Miku really woke up one day, looked at her whole idol career, the concerts, the glowsticks, the rhythm games, the YouTube playlists, and said: “Nah, I wanna get absolutely wrecked by a stupid-looking vegetable.” And honestly? Iconic behavior. The whole thing feels like some drunk hentai artist lost a bet and had to mash Vocaloid, groceries and porn together. You load it up and there she is, that familiar blue-haired digital princess, except now she's spread open, moaning way too loud for someone who's allegedly “embarrassed,” and getting friendly with a mutant veggie that looks like it crawled out from the back of your fridge and went to the gym. The tentacles don’t waste time. One curls around her waist, another lifts her leg like it's doing yoga with her, and before you even think “Wait, is that a cucumber with feelings?”, she’s got one fat tentacle stuffing her pussy and another bullying its way into her ass like it owns the place.

The game is basically all about the build-up to that first proper double penetration, and they really milk it. Her face goes from shy “oh no, this is wrong” to “yes daddy chlorophyll ruin me” in like ten seconds. The camera loves her thighs, then jumps in close on the penetration, then backs up again so you see her tiny body trying to handle this ridiculous plant monster. There’s this one moment where the tentacle in her ass pulls out just a bit, and you see her hole twitch, and then it slams back inside in one smooth move, and she squeals in that high-pitched Miku voice that sounds like someone mixed an orgasm with a ringtone. If you’ve ever used Pornhub or xVideos and ended up in that weird hentai rabbit hole at 4 tabs deep, it feels exactly like that, just more focused and with you in control of when the big creampie happens. And the cumshot is stupid in the best way. The vegetable starts pulsing like it’s overheating, then just unloads in both her holes, thick white juice spilling out while she’s shaking and drooling, and you’re there like “girl, that’s not safe for digestion.” The mess keeps dripping, she keeps clenching, and the tentacles are still moving slightly like they’re not done with her, which is honestly kind of rude but also hot.

The thing that got me is how the game pretends to be about her “embarrassment” then gives you all those lewd angles like a pro porn shoot. At one point she’s pretending to push the tentacle away with her hands, but her hips are grinding forward, taking more of it, and you can’t tell if she’s resisting or just being dramatic, and that’s exactly the chaotic camp I live for. It’s not deep, it’s not clever, and the plot could be written on a napkin, but the way her tight little body flexes around those tentacles when they start going harder is… yeah. I was using it in Chrome on my phone first, then switched to desktop on Firefox because I wanted a bigger screen, and the whole thing still felt like I was doing something I absolutely should not be doing in a normal browser. It’s filthy, cheap, loud, and that last double creampie, where both holes overflow and you see the white spill mix and slide down between her cheeks? That’s the moment you realize our girl has fully retired from PG-13 rhythm games and is now employed by produce. Honestly, good for her.

Look, WaifuHub isn't trying to be some polished masterpiece and honestly that's part of its charm. You're basically playing a sleazy casting director interviewing anime waifus for adult films, which sounds ridiculous until you're actually clicking through dialogue options wondering if Zero Two is gonna strip down or walk out.

The whole premise revolves around this casting couch setup where familiar faces from different anime universes show up at your "studio." One minute you're chatting with Princess Rosalina about her modeling experience, next thing you know Darkness is practically begging for the role before you even explain what kind of movie you're making. Each girl has different personalities that actually affect how the conversations flow - Hinata acts all shy and nervous while Chel struts in like she owns the place. The dialogue system feels clunky as hell sometimes but when Ochako starts blushing and stuttering through her answers, it somehow works.

What caught me off guard was how the game doesn't just throw sex scenes at you immediately. There's this weird buildup where you have to navigate conversations, gauge their reactions, figure out what buttons to push. Some girls need convincing, others are ready to go from minute one. Aqua showed up drunk and horny which made things interesting, while Emilia needed like twenty minutes of sweet talk before anything happened. The sex animations are basic but they get the job done - lots of ahegao faces, exaggerated moans, all that typical hentai stuff. Graphics look like they were made in someone's basement but the character designs are faithful enough to the source material that you'll recognize your favorites instantly. It's janky, unrefined, and probably shouldn't work as well as it does, but there's something addictive about seeing which waifu walks through your door next.

It starts messy, in the best possible way. You’re tossed into this warped version of the galaxy far, far away - not the kind that smells like burnt metal and destiny, but one thick with sweat and bad decisions. The whole thing feels like a fever dream that someone spun out after one too many Holonet smut threads. You’re the guy who somehow made it to Jedi Knight while everyone else got distracted by the war or by each other’s asses (and they’re massive here, holy hell). Half the time you forget why you’re supposed to be saving anything because Barriss bends forward mid-dialogue and the robe just... doesn’t hold. Then there’s Aayla, all cool confidence until her mouth opens, breathing hard like she’s half-daring you to break the code. They all do that. Even Padme - who says words about diplomacy but arches her back every time your name drops. It’s ridiculous and hot at once, like watching porn on mute during a political debate.

The turn-based fights almost feel like foreplay. Every encounter teases longer than necessary, camera angles doing that thing where you can’t tell if you’re fighting monsters or auditioning them for something darker. When Bo-Katan shows up, the whole tempo changes - less talk, more bite - and suddenly the lightsaber doesn’t look like a weapon anymore. My favorite stupid detail: in the menu, somebody coded a “meditation” button that just leads to sex scenes. Lazy? Sure. But it fits. Nothing here pretends to be noble; it’s all dirty Jedi business in slow motion. And when the game finally pops one of those creampie endings, you don’t even blink. You just chuckle, fix the screen ratio on your phone, and keep pressing through because apparently defeat can look like victory if the moaning syncs just right.

Weird thing is - somewhere between the teasing and the parody nonsense - it stops feeling like a joke. You catch yourself liking these twisted versions more than the real ones. Maybe that’s the Force talking. Or just the fact that the writing knows exactly how low you’ll sink for another glimpse under a Jedi robe.

This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.