This thing feels like some horny isekai fever dream that someone scribbled out between classes, then decided “yeah, good enough, let’s make it real.” You wake up in this kinda-normal, kinda-wrong world that looks suspiciously like the boring life you already have, just with more cute girls who actually notice you and way less dignity. It’s all very slice of life on the surface: hanging around, small talk, stupid jokes about everyday stuff. Then suddenly a girl leans in way too close, says something filthy with a straight face, and you realize this “alternative life” is basically your browser history turned into a visual novel plot. Not that I’m complaining. Well, maybe a little.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t try to be deep. The story plays out like casual shitposting that somehow grew arms, legs, and big tits. One minute you’re talking about something mundane, like schedules or food or whatever, next minute she’s teasing you about your dick like it’s just part of the conversation, no big deal. The comedy isn’t subtle at all, half the time it’s just pure horny brain, but it lands more often than it should. Some of the girls act like they’re in a parody and they know you’re the main character, and they lean into it hard. There’s that classic vibe of “oh no, I tripped and sat on your lap” except here they pretty much say “yeah, I want your cock in me, what are you going to do about it?” It pretends to be wholesome for about three seconds, then ruins it on purpose. The MC himself is kind of a dumbass but in a relatable way, like the kind of guy who overthinks everything and then says the worst possible line. At least he’s not mute. I hate mute protagonists. Here he jokes, he panics, he stares at boobs way too long, and people actually react to it.

The whole thing has that 2dcg VN style where you just click through scenes, follow dialogue, and watch your “alternative life” spiral into a harem mess. Girls show affection in different ways: some are annoyingly sweet, some roast you like it’s their full-time job, some basically scream “fuck me” with their eyes. Not all routes feel equally fleshed out though. There were moments when a scene was building up to something hot, tension rising, hands wandering, clothes starting to slip, and then it just cuts to another day with a joke. I actually yelled at my screen once. Also, small stupid thing, but the sound effects volume feels a bit off sometimes and it bothers me way more than it should, like a tiny fly buzzing around a blowjob scene. Porn logic everywhere of course, but that’s the point. You get the usual harem chaos: multiple girls vying for you, lots of flirty banter, plenty of lewd CGs that don’t try to be artsy, just straight up “here’s her pussy, enjoy.” It’s messy, funny, horny, and somehow still feels like that comfy “coming home and opening the same VN app again” habit you pretend you don’t have.

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Everything in this game feels like it started as a joke in a Discord call and then somehow turned into a full porn project. You’re this laid back dude who clearly does not deserve the women around him, wandering around a new city pretending you have a plan, while your fired corporate-queen girlfriend Mia is actually doing the real work. Officially you’re “building a business”. In practice you’re stumbling into horny situations with every insane woman that gets within arm’s reach and hoping it counts as networking. It’s like LinkedIn if LinkedIn involved a lot more spit on dicks and girls grinding on office chairs.

The whole thing leans hard into humor that’s actually funny, not that try-hard meme garbage. The MC keeps throwing stupid lines, and half the time the girls roast him so hard you almost feel bad. Mia teases you like it’s a full-time job, switches from soft caring girlfriend to “I own your dick” boss energy in one click, then pretends it never happened and asks if you’ve answered your emails. One moment she’s talking budgets, next she’s on her knees under the desk, choking a little while she tries to keep eye contact, and you’re mashing options trying not to nut too early because the animation actually sells it. The 3D scenes are pretty detailed, with a lot of focus on mouths, tongue, lips sliding over shaft, all that wet movement that makes a blowjob scene feel alive instead of just puppet-mouth on loop. They even throw in teasing stuff like slow handjobs and that infuriating “she licks the tip and stops” thing, just long enough to make you want to punch your mouse.

It’s not just one girl either. Once Jade shows up, everything goes chaotic. She’s that eyeliner demon that drinks too much and flirts like it’s a knife fight. She’ll grab your crotch in the middle of a serious talk, laugh in your face, then dare you to keep up. There’s a scene where she’s pressed against you in a cramped corner, moaning into your neck while she palms your shaft through the clothes, and Mia walks in, and instead of the usual drama, it turns into this messed up, half-jealous, half-turned-on vibe. Then later you catch Jade with another girl, hands between soft thighs, slow lazy lesbian play that is more about staring and smirking than going straight to scissoring. Lots of groping, fingers teasing over nipples, kissing, one girl grinding on the other’s thigh while you watch like an idiot. Group stuff creeps in naturally, like “oh this business meeting really did just become three mouths and a very busy dick”. Tits get a lot of attention too, with proper titfuck angles where you see your shaft disappear between slick, squeezed breasts and a tongue slipping out to catch the tip. And somewhere in between all the cumshots and quick office hookups, the game pretends you’re making real choices about “partnerships” and “strategy”, which is adorable, because everyone knows you’re just clicking through emails until the next time someone lets you lick them open on the couch.