Naruto: Trials of Menma throws you into this weird, horny side corner of Konoha where everything feels familiar and wrong at the same time. You’re Menma, like Naruto’s shadow version, not just a reskin, more like the dev’s excuse to mess with the cast without ruining canon too hard. It’s a visual novel with 3dcg scenes that look way better than I expected from a browser game, especially when the camera gets too close to Sakura’s chest or Hinata’s shy face turning bright red. The story pretends to care about shinobi politics and secrets in the Leaf, but honestly the real “hidden truths” are like: who’s secretly dripping for Menma, and how far can you push them with a mix of teasing, groping, and that slow corrupting vibe. One moment you’re in a semi-serious talk about missions with Naruto Uzumaki, next moment you’re alone with Sakura in some hallway, pressing her up against the wall, her pretending she hates it while her thighs twitch. The game loves that line where the girls act offended and still don’t pull away.

The way each girl is handled feels different. Sakura Haruno is all attitude and fake resistance, snapping at you, calling you an idiot, then freezing up when your hand stays on her ass one second too long. I had one scene with her in the hospital where she’s “checking your injuries” and the camera is definitely not focused on the bandages. You can push, grope her a little too obviously, and the animation sells it when her body leans into your touch for just half a breath. Hinata Hyuga is like soft porn weaponized. She can’t make eye contact, fidgets with her fingers, the classic shy girl thing, but the game lets you be cruelly patient with her. There’s a training ground scene where she trips, lands basically in your lap, and instead of jumping away she just sort of trembles while you slide your hand up her thigh. The teasing there is slow, almost painful, like you’re drawing circles on her skin and she’s waiting for you to go higher, but she can’t ask. In contrast, Ino is more predatory and it’s hot as hell even when it makes no sense. She leans on you, smirks, calls you “Menma-kun” like she already decided you’re her toy, then somehow she’s the one getting pinned and groped, pretending she let you win. That flip happens too fast, but her smug face melting into something needy hits just right.

What surprised me is how being a male protagonist that isn’t Naruto changes the whole mood. You’re not the goofy hero, more like this darker mirror walking through Naruto Shippuden vibes but twisted. Talk to Naruto himself and you almost forget it’s an adult game, then ten minutes later you’re sneaking around Konoha, hunting for a moment alone with Hinata while she’s technically still “his” crush. It feels deliciously wrong, like cheating in a story that never belonged to you. The animated bits are short but they focus on exactly what you want: a hand sliding under Sakura’s skirt, Hinata flinching as fingers graze her panties, Ino pressing your hand tighter on her own chest instead of pushing it away. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you jump from mild flirting to full-on groping in the same dialogue chain, and I honestly got annoyed by one line that kept repeating in different scenes, like the writer forgot they used it already, but then Hinata’s tits bounce in that shy breathing animation and my brain just forgives it. It’s not subtle, not perfect, and the tone jumps from dark, almost villain-like stuff to goofy parody, then straight into horny grinding in a blink. Somehow that messy energy fits Menma’s whole thing. You’re walking around in Naruto’s world, but all your choices smell like lust and bad intentions, and every girl you meet ends up as another canvas for your hands and your dick, whether it takes gentle teasing or rough groping to get there.

Love in this game is kind of a bad idea, and that’s exactly why it works. You start as this guy who already looks like he’s lost too many nights to Pornhub and horny thoughts, and the whole story just pushes him deeper. It’s not about saving the world, it’s about chasing one woman, then another, then another, until “I’d do anything for love” slowly turns into “I’d ruin everything for one more taste.” The girls around him orbit like planets with huge tits and thick asses, and he’s the sun that can’t keep it in his pants. There’s no choices, no pretending you’re a saint, you’re just dragged along while he stares too long at a girl’s cleavage in the kitchen, or watches soft jiggle under her shorts when she bends to pick something up, and you already know where it’s going. One moment he’s “just helping her out,” next moment her lips are wrapped around his cock and you can practically feel the warmth of her tongue because the camera doesn’t look away. It lingers. It likes to watch. The whole thing feels like you’re spying on a life that shouldn’t be shared, like having your nose pressed to a foggy window while people fuck on the other side and pretend they don’t see you.

I liked how the sex doesn’t explode right away. There’s this slow, dirty teasing that feels more honest than usual porn game stuff. A girl walking around in a shirt one size too small, nipples making tiny mountains in the fabric while she “innocently” stretches. A shower scene where he tries not to look at the curve of her ass, fails completely, then goes back to his room and jerks off, cum dripping on his own belly while he imagines sliding into her and filling her up. Later, that imagined creampie finally happens for real, and the visual of his cock pushing in deep and then pulling out with white leaking from her used pussy is almost tender, somehow. And still, it gets kind of stupid sometimes, like how easily everyone falls on his dick, but you forgive it because this is a harem fantasy trying to pretend it’s about love and not just “I want to fuck every pretty woman near me.” Oral scenes stretch on in a nice way, too, with wet lips, messy spit on the shaft, throats opening slowly around him. When he finally buries himself inside a girl and she moans with that mix of pain and pleasure, big tits bouncing while he holds her hips and thrusts harder, it feels like the whole game has been edging you for that one deep, warm, loaded moment when he finishes inside and doesn’t pull out. And the game knows you’re watching every second of it, like a pervert hiding in the corner with a hard dick and a guilty smile.

The story kicks off with a guy who is way too in love for his own good, the type who says “yeah, sure, whatever you want” and actually means it. He’s not a virgin loser archetype, he’s just kind of emotionally dumb, which is honestly more fun to watch. You follow him through this slow-burn mess where everything looks like romantic devotion on the surface, but underneath it’s basically one long build-up to him getting used, teased, and milked by every soft, curvy woman orbiting his life. The pacing is more like a long, lazy handjob than a quick fap: not much “gameplay” in the classic sense, since it’s a kinetic novel, but a lot of scenes where he’s sitting there trying to be a good guy while you, the player, are screaming at the screen, “bro, she is literally jerking you off with her eyes.”

The girls are the kind that porn sites keep putting on the front page because they know exactly what people click: thick asses that take up half the screen, tits that never learned about gravity, and this very deliberate way they move in the 3D scenes so you always get that voyeur vibe. There’s this one moment in the bathroom where the MC is just “accidentally” watching one of them shower, telling himself he should look away, and the camera just stays glued to her ass cheeks while the water runs down, and you know the dev was like, yeah, this is the real plot. Another scene has him on the couch with one girl asleep half on top of him, and she’s “unconsciously” rubbing against his crotch while pretending to be innocent, and you’re sitting there thinking, sure, unconscious, right, absolutely. The blowjob scenes go from teasing to sloppy without much warning, like she starts just licking the tip, talking shit, then suddenly she’s pushing him to the edge and not stopping, and the game really likes to hold on that moment where he tries to pull out and she just grabs his hips and takes the whole load inside, with that creampie close-up that lingers longer than it probably should. Vaginal scenes are not shy either: you see her riding him, her tits bouncing all over the place, her ass slapping against his lap, and the sound design goes completely overboard in a good way, like someone cranked the wet slider to 300%.

What I kind of enjoyed is how the “harem” thing doesn’t start as an obvious goal. It looks like a normal romance at first, but the boundaries keep getting pushed. One girl “helps” him relieve stress with a handjob while talking about another girl, then later that other girl is on her knees, trying to outdo the first one, talking with her mouth full and drooling all over his shaft. There’s this scene where two of them basically treat him like a sex toy, one sitting on his face, the other riding his dick, and he’s trying to talk about feelings while they are literally using him like a mattress. The teasing is constant: short skirts, bending over on purpose, thick asses pressed in his face, one of them casually walking around without panties just to see how long he lasts before snapping and fucking her against the kitchen counter. Masturbation is all over the place too; you catch them touching themselves when they think he’s not around, or he’s jerking off while remembering how her lips felt on his cock, and the camera does not cut away. Oral, vaginal, creampie, all the “finish inside” fantasies you’d expect, but wrapped around a guy who keeps saying he’ll do anything for love and then actually proves it with his dick. It’s horny, a bit dumb in a charming way, and very obsessed with big asses and big tits in close-up, which, let’s be honest, is probably why you’re here anyway.

Guy is basically the type who thinks with his dick first and his heart second, and the game never really pretends otherwise. You follow this one male lead who keeps telling himself he’s doing everything “for love”, but half of what he does looks more like “for the chance to stare at her tits a little longer”. Which, to be fair, the game rewards constantly. The camera is obsessed with curves. Not just big boobs, but that slow pan along the side of a breast when she’s leaning over the sink, or the way her ass jiggles a bit when she’s pretending she doesn’t notice you staring through the half open door. Sometimes it feels like the dev is less interested in plot and more in catching that one perfect angle of her bending to pick something up. And honestly? It kind of works. Not always. But mostly. It calls itself a kinetic thing, and it really means it. No real choices, you just ride through his story while he slips deeper into this harem mess. One moment he’s shy about jerking off to the girl in the shower through a fogged glass partition, next moment he’s balls deep in her, swearing he’ll “take responsibility” while her legs lock around his waist. Emotional growth, apparently.

Story keeps pretending it’s about sacrifice and loyalty and doing “anything for love”, but then five minutes later he’s got his cock in another girl’s mouth and you realize, ok, this is actually about how far you can stretch the word love until it just means “I wanna fuck all of you and somehow keep you all happy”. The voyeur stuff is all over. There’s this repeated bit where he walks past a bedroom and lingers way too long in the doorframe, watching her touch herself, fingers sliding between her thighs while she quietly whimpers his name, even though she thinks he can’t hear it. That scene loops in your head after. Not because it’s complex writing or something, but because the sound of her wet fingers, that little slick rhythm, is timed too perfectly with the way her hips lift. Later on, when he finally goes down on her, you recognize the same angle from the earlier spying scene, only now his tongue is in the shot instead of her hand. Little visual echo like in manga when a panel composition repeats on purpose. Sometimes the faces look a bit stiff at weird angles, especially side profiles during oral, like their cheeks forget how muscles work. It bothered me for two seconds and then she swallowed his load, opened her mouth to show the leftovers, and my brain stopped complaining.

Sex acts ramp, but not in a straight line. One girl gets teased forever. Long sequences of him grazing her nipple over her shirt, pulling his hand away right before she begs, then casually pressing his hard-on against her ass in the kitchen while pretending he just needs to squeeze past. Another girl basically goes from flirty hugs to creampie in the same evening, on a couch that looks way too small for the giant tits she’s carrying. Penetration shots like to linger. You see the head push in, her walls stretching, her toes curling. There’s this one vaginal scene where her legs are over his shoulders and the camera sits almost behind her, so you mainly see the curve of her ass and his cock thrusting in from below. It’s oddly intimate and kind of clinical at the same time, like an anatomy study made by a horny med student. And because everything is on rails, you can’t “fail” anything, you just watch as more girls get pulled into his orbit, each with their own way of moaning his name when he finally fills them. The harem aspect is less about drama and more about “how many different pairs of big tits can we line up around this one idiot’s life,” which is strangely honest. Not elegant, not trying to be art. Just a straight shot of voyeur fantasy where you never really have to be a good person, only good at making them come.