Portal with tits. That is pretty much the pitch here, just with way more cum and way less science. You get this redhead, Diva Mizuki, who is clearly used to being on a stage, not in some cold testing facility, and suddenly she’s stuck in a puzzle maze where the main tool is a freaking sperm gun. And it’s not subtle. The whole thing plays like someone looked at Portal’s clean white chambers and said, “yeah, but what if those surfaces were for shooting loads instead of portals?” First level drops you in a tiny room, tutorial vibes, and right away you’re firing sticky white shots at walls and platforms, trying to figure out what counts as “interactive”. The first time I accidentally hit her tits instead of the floor and the game actually reacts to it, I kinda laughed, kinda rewound, kinda did it again. She grabs her boobs, lifts them a bit, gets them glazed, and you realize ok, this is the real focus, not the puzzle. The controls are simple enough: aim, shoot, watch fluids go everywhere, repeat. There’s a “find all uses” thing going on, so half the fun is just breaking the level by testing what the gun sticks to: walls, buttons, doors, her mouth, between her tits, under her, on those floating platforms that look weirdly familiar if you ever played too much Valve stuff on Steam. Sometimes you’re just lining things up so she can run through a portal and smack her big chest right into some trigger plate, and other times you’re lining things up so her cleavage gets painted from below. Same motion, very different goal.

By the time you hit the middle levels it stops pretending it’s about escaping the test chambers and becomes straight-up “how many ways can we fuck Mizuki with this one gimmick.” There’s this one stage where you have to bounce cum shots between two portals to splatter her face from the wrong side of the room, and if you’re even a bit off, it lands on the floor and she makes this annoyed little sound that somehow made me more determined than any game over screen. Another level sets you up with a kind of titty fuck puzzle: you need her to kneel near a pressure pad, but she only moves there after you drench her chest enough that the game flags it as “scene unlocked.” So you’re standing on this catwalk, trying to arc your shots exactly into the gap of her cleavage, watching the physics do this weird half-real, half-cartoon drip. It’s stupidly satisfying and also kinda janky, like sometimes the cum just clips into her boobs or flies off at a random angle like it hit invisible wind. I got annoyed for a second because the reload sound on the gun is this squishy pop that started to drive me crazy after repeating a level, but then I got distracted by how she moans differently when you slime her ass versus her tits and forgot what I was mad about. Honestly, she acts exactly like a spoiled idol who suddenly found out science labs can be horny: pouting when you miss a shot, bragging when you “fill” a target, occasionally licking the barrel in a way that would get the original Portal banned from every school computer. It’s parody, sure, but also not really pretending to be more than: walk, aim, shoot cum, open doors, fuck the redhead with physics. And somehow that’s enough.

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Pussymon feels like someone took a Saturday morning monster cartoon, put it in a dirty blender with Pornhub, and forgot to put the lid on. You’re not some heroic savior, you’re basically a horny freelancer walking around weird little zones catching pussy monsters so you can fuck them, talk to them, trade them, and then pretend the “Hunter Society” plot makes it all classy. It doesn’t. It’s like Pokémon if Nintendo had a mental breakdown and decided every capture needs a blowjob scene. One second you’re wandering around a new area thinking “ok, just gonna see what’s here,” next second the screen cuts to a sexcard with a moaning catgirl creature and your mouse is already moving before your brain catches up. The game knows exactly why you’re here and keeps winking at you with that dumb humor, like it’s in on the joke that you’re cooming to something called “Pussymon” and still taking the “story” seriously.

The whole thing runs on this loop where you poke around a map, bump into another Pussymon, unlock a new sex animation, then move on like a horny hiker doing a perv safari. It’s not deep, it pretends to be an RPG, but half the time you’re just checking your collection like “ok which one did I already cream on, which one still only has the clean version,” and somehow that becomes addictive. I legit spent like 20 minutes stuck in the same damn area because I thought there was some secret Pussymon hidden somewhere, then realized I just missed a dialogue trigger because I was skipping text to get back to the next card. The humor swings from dumb puns to horny shitposts, some lines feel like the dev wrote them on the bus on a cracked phone screen. Sometimes it hits, sometimes you just stare and go “bro… what,” then click anyway. The Pussymon Hunter Society stuff tries to make it look like a bigger world with rules and factions and whatever, but then the next scene is a fluffy thing riding your dick like a pogo stick, so yeah, lore, sure. I opened it in one tab, Spotify in another, and completely lost track of time just doing tiny loops of “new area, new girl, new cum version” like a degenerate hamster on a wheel.

If I had to give it an award, it’d be “Most Horny Abuse Of Nostalgia” because the whole experience pokes at your brain like “hey remember monster collecting games from childhood” and then slaps a pair of tits and a cumshot on it. The animations are janky in some spots and then suddenly too good in others, like the artist leveled up halfway and never went back to fix the old stuff, which weirdly makes it hotter because it feels dirty and handmade, not some polished corporate hentai product. And the audio, holy shit, half the moans sound like they were recorded in a bathroom with a cheap mic, but I still left the sound on like an idiot. There’s this one moment where you finally track down a Pussymon you’ve been missing from your set, and when you get the sexcard it’s not even your fetish, but your brain goes “collection must be complete” and you still watch the full clean and cum version like some horny archivist. At one point I caught myself reading the dialogue about hunter rankings like it mattered, right after watching a furry plant thing squirt on loop. It’s messy, kinda cringe, low key funny, weirdly cozy, extremely horny and I hate how much I enjoyed filling that damn gallery.