Power, tits and dragons, in that order. Whores of Thrones takes the whole Seven Kingdoms mess and asks a very simple question: what if everyone stopped pretending they have honor and just started fucking for it instead. You’re dropped into this twisted court drama where every “deal” is half politics, half who is on their knees, and it leans hard into that. One scene you’re whispering dirty orders in a candlelit sept, next scene you’re watching a proud knight get milked by a monster he tried to stab. The story does that slow corruption thing: characters start with some fake moral line, then a bit of blackmail here, a “do this or I ruin your house” there, and suddenly they are naked in public, on their knees, kissing boots, begging for more. It doesn’t rush it, which I kinda loved and also kinda hated when I wanted to just go straight to hardcore. Sometimes you’ll pick a choice and think “ok soft scene now” and the game responds with anal, a collar, and a smug priest watching. Not complaining, just surprised. Often.

Fan service is insane. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys, Cersei, all twisted versions of themselves, each pushed into their own flavor of kink. There is this one path where your male character gets to break the noble “ice princess” step by step, starting with just making her show her feet, then kissing them, then using them on your cock like it’s nothing, until she goes from disgusted to needy. Long scene, very slow, and honestly the footjob animation and expressions are way better than they should be for a porn parody. Then you flip to another route and you’re playing a girl instead, suddenly on the other side of the leash, teasing another woman, riding her face and using toys on her while you promise to protect her family if she just obeys. Lesbian stuff hits different here, because they make it half affection, half “I own you now”. You can feel the writers grinning when they script a holy woman forced into exhibitionism in front of her own followers, or when a dragon queen ends up bent over a balcony, pretending she cares about the city while you’re just pounding her and talking about who she has to marry next. There’s vanilla pussy grinding right next to anal punishment, incest whispers in the background mixed with religious guilt, some brutal female domination scenes, gay side paths that go from awkward to “oh shit this is rough” in two clicks. It goes from funny parody to “damn, that’s filthy” really fast. And yeah, you can play it on your phone, which is a blessing until you realize you just opened a scene with a chained noble girl licking a boot and a dildo in the middle of your train ride, and now you can’t look anyone in the eye.

Corruption is not just a bar on the screen here, it feels like a mood that slowly crawls under your skin while you click “next room” again like a degenerate. Forbidden Dungeon throws you into a fantasy world that pretends to care about saving kingdoms and slaying monsters, but everyone knows why you’re actually there. You start with these “heroes” who look serious for about five seconds, then the game starts stripping them, shoving them into traps with tentacles and cursed toys, and suddenly every combat choice is also a sex choice. You’re staring at a turn-based fight, thinking about buffs and debuffs, but also thinking “ok if she loses here, how badly is the dungeon going to fuck her this time?” Then you lose on purpose. Or you tell yourself it was a mistake. Sure.

What I like is how the dungeon feels hungry. Rooms are not just “fight skeletons, get loot”. You open a door, get a weird altar with a glowing toy on it, and you have that awful nice feeling like when you know you shouldn’t click “accept” but you do anyway. Take the blessing, your stats go up, your “purity” goes down, next encounter she is more sensitive, more aroused in the art, more easy to push over the edge. At start I was trying to play “correct” like it is some hardcore roguelike. After a few runs I was basically feeding my party to every corrupted slime just to unlock new scenes. There is that one event with the breeding pit where you think “ok, this is just some background lore thing”, then suddenly your character is on all fours, tentacles holding them open, multiple penetration from things that do not even have a name, and you are sitting there like, yeah, this is fine. Also the little text line that casually mentions the chance of pregnancy like it’s just another status effect, that got me. It is not like a soft romance thing, it feels more like the dungeon is marking them, making sure they stay its toys forever.

The parody bits are funny in a really trashy way. If you know those edgy solo-leveling memes or you played Darkest Dungeon, you will recognize some scenes twisted into horny nonsense. A “heroic” speech turns into a submissive pledge to serve the dungeon, that kind of thing. It keeps trying to pretend there is a noble path, but the more you progress, the more the skills, gear and even the AI-generated CG push you toward naked, chained, displayed in front of monsters. Exhibition stuff hits hard here because the game keeps throwing you into situations where the character should be ashamed, and the UI pops up like “Gain +10% damage if you let them watch.” Grind a bit, unlock another protagonist, and suddenly the same corridors feel different because you know exactly which trap will drag them into that familiar tentacle nest. I really wish the game let me corrupt the town hub more, like turn the whole support cast into willing dungeon slaves or something, but I guess that’s my brain asking for DLC already. Anyway, if you like your runs to end with your party fully broken in some dark corner of the map, soaked, pregnant, and still going back in because loot, then yeah, this dungeon knows exactly what kind of player you are.

You open this thing and it feels like you walked into the middle of someone else’s horny mistake. No intro, no slow build, you’re just stuck with Ivy and Piper, both acting like you already crossed ten lines with them and now you have to deal with it. The guy you control looks normal enough, but the whole vibe around him is “how did I fuck myself into this situation again?” which honestly fits the story. Ivy has that cool bitch energy, the kind of girl who will sit on your lap like she owns the chair and your dick at same time, while Piper is more playful, but in a way where you’re not sure if she’s flirting or setting you up. Their bodies are ridiculous in that porn logic way: big tits that do not even pretend to belong in physics, asses that swing around when they move, and the camera knows exactly how to zoom just enough to make you feel like a creep. The teasing is the real hook here though. Half the time they’re not even doing “sex”, they’re just orbiting around it, grinding on your leg, blowing warm air near your cock, licking something that is not quite you but clearly about to be you. It’s like being stuck in the world’s filthiest TikTok thirst trap where every swipe is another close up of cleavage.

The sandbox structure makes everything feel like you’re trapped in a horny escape room where the puzzle is “how far can I push them before they stop pretending to be mad and just fuck me properly”. You bounce between locations, poke around, pick options, trigger scenes. There’s this one moment where Ivy is pretending she’s bored, scrolling her phone on the couch. You sit down, she puts her legs over your lap in this casual way, then slowly starts rubbing her heel against your crotch. You try to act chill, choose the option to ignore it, and she just smirks and presses harder, like “yeah, that’s what I thought”. Later there’s a scene in a bathroom where Piper corners you, looks up with these wide innocent eyes, and starts unzipping your pants like it’s the most normal thing. The blowjob there is animated with just enough detail to make you feel dirty: tongue sliding on the underside, cheeks hollowing, her mascara a little messy. It’s not super realistic, but it’s hot in that “Pornhub but more personal” way. The handjob stuff is surprisingly good too, they actually use both hands sometimes, with that slow glide where you see the pre-cum and she teases the tip instead of just jerking like a piston. And then suddenly the game trolls you by stopping right before you cum, making the girl laugh and walk away while you sit there hard and pissed off. That edging bullshit annoyed me, and I still kept clicking for more like an idiot. The BDSM side is pretty soft at first, more psychological than chains and whips, like Ivy choking you lightly during a kiss or grabbing your wrists and pinning them while riding you, but if you go along with it and pick the right choices, she starts pushing harder, calling you her toy, slapping your face a bit. It’s not hardcore sadistic stuff, more like aggressive sex with control issues, which honestly fits their personalities. At some point I just realized the game was less about “finishing” and more about being dragged through these long, teasing scenes where you’re always two seconds from release and someone decides to pull back, spit on it, stroke you slow, and smile like they just found a new way to own you.

The 3D look is kinda weird at first, faces a bit plastic, but then the way the bodies move during oral and grinding scenes starts to grow on you. When Ivy straddles your character, her ass shifts in this very deliberate way, cheeks spreading just enough to show a hint of her hole when she leans forward, then her tits swing a little when she starts bouncing. The lighting sometimes makes their skin look too smooth, like they’re made of polished rubber, and it bothered me more than it should, especially in close-ups. There was this one angle in a blowjob scene where Piper’s hair clips just sat there completely still while everything else moved, and it pulled my eyes out of the moment. I kept waiting for them to jiggle or something and they never did. No idea why that bugged me so much. But anyway, the good part is that the animations are not stiff, they have tiny movements, like a thumb rubbing the head of your cock while she talks to you, or a slow circle of her hips when she’s sitting on your face. Yeah, there is oral from both sides, and if you play your cards right, you get that moment where one is riding your face while the other strokes you, leaning in to whisper shit like “don’t you dare cum yet” while squeezing your balls. It almost feels like a toxic group chat turned into a game: two hot girls who know they’ve got power over you, bullying you with their tits and mouths. You click, they tease, you think you’re in control because it’s “sandbox”, and then you realize you’re just chasing the next scene like a horny dog. Not gonna pretend it’s perfect, but it hits that specific itch where you want to be turned into a plaything, talked down to, jerked off slow, then finally allowed to blow all over those big, fake, wonderful tits that were in your face since the start.

Guy gets fried by lightning on the way from his boring office job and wakes up as the new dark overlord. Sounds badass, right? It actually feels more like getting dumped into horny hell with a to-do list. You’ve got a demon castle, a bunch of monster girls who either want to serve you, ruin you, or sit on your face, and a curse inside your body that randomly flares up like the worst horny migraine ever. One moment you’re checking resource numbers and troop morale, next second your vision goes blurry, your body heats up, and you’re pinning a monster girl to the wall, pounding her while she’s got that full ahegao face, drool hanging, tongue out, eyes rolled. The game doesn’t fade to black, it goes all in. Animated sex scenes, hips actually moving, tits bouncing, ropes tightening, soft moans turning into straight up screaming when you decide to go rough. I keep pausing to capture the best frames into GIFs, then going back because I miss whole animations. It’s stupid how many times I rewound one anal scene with a slimy tentacle girl wrapping around the hero like a hentai octopus hug.

What I didn’t expect is how the management and rpg stuff keeps baiting you into lewd trouble. You open the map just to plan some combat, then some “innocent” patrol report pops up with a busty orc girl who “failed her mission” and now needs punishment. You can humiliate her in the throne room, bend her over the steps, slap that big ass until it jiggles, then decide if you’re fucking her like a toy in front of frightened underlings or actually comforting her with slower vaginal sex. Both still end with her broken, panting, eyes blank. Or that virgin elf mage you recruit, acting all pure and holy, but the first time the curse really bites you in front of her, you lose control, shove her against a bookshelf, tear her clothes and fuck her until she’s drooling and begging you to corrupt her more. She goes from “please, dark lord, control yourself” to “don’t stop, use my mouth too” really fast. There is some light combat, yeah, you smack monsters around, get loot, level up, but it mostly just feels like foreplay to unlock new positions, toys, and kinks. The bdsm scenes surprised me. Ropes look tight, skin goes a little red if you keep spanking, chains rattle when she tries to squirm away, and there’s this humiliation angle where you make monster girls lick your boots first, then your cock right after. It hits that fantasy of being absolute bastard overlord, even though the guy is still kind of clueless office worker inside, panicking in his own thoughts while his body is happily choking a girl with his dick. Honestly, the small UI sounds are too loud on mobile and it annoys me every damn time I adjust volume, but then the next scene has a monster girl choking on your cock with tears in her eyes and you kinda forget everything.