It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Naruto hentai games are usually all over the place, like fifteen heroines, weird minigames, yaoi bait, whatever. This one is the exact opposite. It’s stupidly simple and kind of filthy in a very direct way: it’s just Naruto and Sakura in his room, nothing “epic”, no big roster, just a horny side chapter that could be squeezed between missions in Shippuden if Kishimoto had lost his mind. The game drops you right in the middle of their little secret routine, where Sakura is tired of waiting after Sasuke and Naruto is absolutely not pretending to be a gentleman about it. He’s just happy that the emo prince ran away and left him alone with this pink–haired mess who pretends she’s still loyal while spreading her legs like it’s a medical exam.

What I liked is how it treats Sakura’s loneliness as something dirty instead of romantic. She’s still officially “Sasuke’s girl” in her head, but the second she’s in Naruto’s bedroom, she’s all tits pushed up, skirt riding up, completely losing that serious kunoichi vibe. Her boobs are huge here, more hentai fantasy than canon, but it weirdly fits the way she’s written: a girl who keeps saying “it’s wrong, Naruto” while grinding harder on his cock with every loop. And yes, it’s a loop kind of game, that classic quick scene structure where you repeat, tweak speed, change angle a bit, see a different reaction, then do it again. You start slow, with her still wearing some clothes, and as you mess with the options she goes from embarrassed teammate to full on “use me, Naruto” level slut, including when he finally slides into her ass and she pretends she isn’t loving it. There is something very dirty about having all this happen in his plain bedroom instead of some romantic hot spring or whatever. It feels like he dragged his big–titted crush into his messy room between missions and decided to ruin her for that missing Uchiha.

What really stuck in my head is how her face changes during anal, like she’s trying to keep that old obsession with Sasuke alive while Naruto is just stretching her pussy and ass like he’s claiming territory. It’s not subtle. He looks like Naruto, sounds like Naruto, but he’s acting way more aggressive, like a future Hokage who figured out that fucking his teammate is some kind of strategy. It’s kind of hilarious and kind of hot that the “number one knucklehead” suddenly turns into this guy slamming his big cock into the girl who used to ignore him, while she moans his name louder than she ever shouted for Sasuke in the anime. I still hate how the menu sound is slightly too loud on the first click and it pissed me off every time, but I kept replaying anyway, just to watch that moment where she finally stops pretending and takes him deep like she was meant to end up in Naruto’s bed from the start.

This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.