Porn Bastards: Bayonetta [v 1.3]
Bayonetta always had this “I could crush you with a heel and you’d say thank you” vibe in the original games, and here that energy is just stripped of pretense and pointed straight into your crotch. The whole thing feels like someone took the idea of a serious witch story, got bored halfway, and said “fuck it, let’s just make her ride this poor bastard until he forgets his name.” You start with the usual set up, some flimsy excuse of a narrative about demons, contracts, sexy power, all that. You can read it if you’re in a mood, or just hammer the next button like a horny squirrel trying to open a nut. There’s this fun moment where she’s mid-dialogue, talking like she owns the whole damn universe, and you cut her off by skipping the text and jumping straight into her grinding her hips down, and it almost feels wrong, like interrupting a priest. A very stacked, very evil priest who calls you a pervert while bouncing on your cock.
What I liked most is how the customization is stupidly simple but still hits hard. You tweak her hair, maybe loosen the outfit a bit more, change tiny things in her look and suddenly she feels like a different flavor of the same dangerous milf. Sometimes I spent longer in those menus than in the actual “action” parts, just nudging sliders, going “nah, more cleavage, no, even more, yeah, that’s it,” like I was sculpting a sin. There’s this one scene where her glasses are slightly different and for some reason it made the rough sex moment feel way more personal, like this was my private version of Bayonetta that Nintendo would absolutely sue over. The sex itself is straight to the point, almost rude about it. She talks like she knows exactly how pathetic you are, rides you, slaps, squeezes, grabs, and the game is shameless about throwing you into the cumming part without long foreplay if you want. Sometimes it’s actually too fast. You click through the “porn bastards” style story, tweak her look a bit, and boom, she’s already on top and you’re finishing before your brain even catches up. It’s like ordering a huge meal and the waiter just slams dessert on your table first.
There’s rough moments that feel really good in a way that’s not nice at all. She chokes you with her thighs, calls you something filthy, arches her back, and you get that rush that only comes when a character looks like she could ruin your life and you’re begging her to. I kind of wish there were more positions, or at least one scene where she actually slows down and teases instead of just pounding like a cursed metronome, but that’s not what this thing is aiming for. It’s more like a quick, nasty fan fantasy where Bayonetta stops pretending to be a stylish superhero and just becomes the terrible idea you jerk off to after too much Reddit and horny Twitter art. The parody side is fun too, you recognize the attitude, the poses, the way she moves her hands like she’s still summoning demons, except now the “demon” is basically your dick and she’s casting the same spell over and over until you give in. If you want to squeeze every drop out of it, don’t rush the first run. Play with her look, read at least some of the dirty story, then, when you feel that edge starting to creep in, kill the self-control, skip everything, and slam your way straight to the ending scene. Treat it like a one night stand where you already know her name but pretend you don’t.
What I liked most is how the customization is stupidly simple but still hits hard. You tweak her hair, maybe loosen the outfit a bit more, change tiny things in her look and suddenly she feels like a different flavor of the same dangerous milf. Sometimes I spent longer in those menus than in the actual “action” parts, just nudging sliders, going “nah, more cleavage, no, even more, yeah, that’s it,” like I was sculpting a sin. There’s this one scene where her glasses are slightly different and for some reason it made the rough sex moment feel way more personal, like this was my private version of Bayonetta that Nintendo would absolutely sue over. The sex itself is straight to the point, almost rude about it. She talks like she knows exactly how pathetic you are, rides you, slaps, squeezes, grabs, and the game is shameless about throwing you into the cumming part without long foreplay if you want. Sometimes it’s actually too fast. You click through the “porn bastards” style story, tweak her look a bit, and boom, she’s already on top and you’re finishing before your brain even catches up. It’s like ordering a huge meal and the waiter just slams dessert on your table first.
There’s rough moments that feel really good in a way that’s not nice at all. She chokes you with her thighs, calls you something filthy, arches her back, and you get that rush that only comes when a character looks like she could ruin your life and you’re begging her to. I kind of wish there were more positions, or at least one scene where she actually slows down and teases instead of just pounding like a cursed metronome, but that’s not what this thing is aiming for. It’s more like a quick, nasty fan fantasy where Bayonetta stops pretending to be a stylish superhero and just becomes the terrible idea you jerk off to after too much Reddit and horny Twitter art. The parody side is fun too, you recognize the attitude, the poses, the way she moves her hands like she’s still summoning demons, except now the “demon” is basically your dick and she’s casting the same spell over and over until you give in. If you want to squeeze every drop out of it, don’t rush the first run. Play with her look, read at least some of the dirty story, then, when you feel that edge starting to creep in, kill the self-control, skip everything, and slam your way straight to the ending scene. Treat it like a one night stand where you already know her name but pretend you don’t.
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👁 26K
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors that are lovely, the more their corporal appearance switches. And from "switches", we suggest "that they become supah exposing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, which means it is possible to keep concentrating on your win - or even else, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
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👁 6.6K
★★★★★
Smash to the future
Charlie in this thing feels like someone grabbed a cheap Back to the Future DVD from a bargain bin, got horny halfway through, and just never put it back in the right case. You start off with that whole “rocket to the future or maybe past, who cares” vibe, but it doesn’t really try to be smart about it. It’s more like: here’s a blonde who clearly has one brain cell and it’s dedicated to dick, here’s a time gimmick, now watch her solve every problem with her mouth or her hands. Which, honestly, is exactly what I wanted from something this stupid. The game kinda laughs at its own parody, too. There are these moments where the dialogue hints at the original movie lines, but instead of setting up deep lore or anything, it just swerves straight into “ok, now suck him off.” Feels like someone wrote it on their phone on the bus, horny as hell, then cleaned it up just enough to be readable.
The lewd pacing is funny. You barely click around and she’s already on her knees, like her default state is “waiting for a blowjob event to trigger.” It does that thing where the camera suddenly cares a lot about drool and tongue movement while she works the guy, then cuts to that slow build up before the cumshot like it’s the big emotional payoff. Sometimes the cum aim feels weird, like it’s almost too perfect, straight to lips or face or tits depending on what the scene is focused on. There’s this one bit where she’s jerking the guy off while talking about time travel nonsense, not really paying attention, and then suddenly she locks in like a porn aimbot and finishes him right when he hits the “88” line. I actually laughed. Also got kinda annoyed because her hand rhythm looks off to the speed of the guy’s breathing and it bothered me way more than it should. Still kinda thinking about that.
What sticks is how low-effort and filthy it is at the same time. No crawling through menus, no fake choices pretending to matter, just “click, blowjob, click, handjob, click, okay now he’s blasting on her face again.” The game knows she’s a cartoon slut and keeps leaning on that, like the more she travels, the more she just accepts that every timeline is full of guys who somehow need their cock taken care of before anything gets fixed. The tone jumps around a lot too, sometimes goofy parody, sometimes straight up hentai-style close-ups with her eyes glazed and mouth full. When she’s gulping down a load and then trying to talk right after, with semen still on her tongue, it hits that specific hentai energy where you kinda forget this started as a movie joke. It’s trashy, quick, horny as fuck, and oddly charming in the way it never pretends to be anything deeper than “Charlie rides the dick at 88 mph and history just has to deal with it.”
The lewd pacing is funny. You barely click around and she’s already on her knees, like her default state is “waiting for a blowjob event to trigger.” It does that thing where the camera suddenly cares a lot about drool and tongue movement while she works the guy, then cuts to that slow build up before the cumshot like it’s the big emotional payoff. Sometimes the cum aim feels weird, like it’s almost too perfect, straight to lips or face or tits depending on what the scene is focused on. There’s this one bit where she’s jerking the guy off while talking about time travel nonsense, not really paying attention, and then suddenly she locks in like a porn aimbot and finishes him right when he hits the “88” line. I actually laughed. Also got kinda annoyed because her hand rhythm looks off to the speed of the guy’s breathing and it bothered me way more than it should. Still kinda thinking about that.
What sticks is how low-effort and filthy it is at the same time. No crawling through menus, no fake choices pretending to matter, just “click, blowjob, click, handjob, click, okay now he’s blasting on her face again.” The game knows she’s a cartoon slut and keeps leaning on that, like the more she travels, the more she just accepts that every timeline is full of guys who somehow need their cock taken care of before anything gets fixed. The tone jumps around a lot too, sometimes goofy parody, sometimes straight up hentai-style close-ups with her eyes glazed and mouth full. When she’s gulping down a load and then trying to talk right after, with semen still on her tongue, it hits that specific hentai energy where you kinda forget this started as a movie joke. It’s trashy, quick, horny as fuck, and oddly charming in the way it never pretends to be anything deeper than “Charlie rides the dick at 88 mph and history just has to deal with it.”
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👁 9.1K
★★★☆☆
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Library Debt
Here, knowing your way around celebrated novels and iconic writers lets you seduce and fuck a scorching hottie without holding back. At the center of it all is a man who needs to get back books he borrowed, turning a simple errand into an intoxicating seduction challenge. However, the real game lies in how you use your literary knowledge to score some serious action along the way. As you show off your brainpower about literature, she gets wetter and more eager, leading straight to explosive sex scenes. Her luscious curves and insatiable lust make every literary question you nail feel like a step toward some filthy, sweaty fun. You’ll find yourself not only flexing your brain but also delivering intense oral and pounding sessions that end in wild, messy climax moments. The temptation of combining steamy seduction with your book smarts creates a unique experience that’ll keep you hooked long after the final chapter. Show off your literary skill and your savage side in a wild encounter that’s as much about your knowledge as it is about your stamina.
Here, knowing your way around celebrated novels and iconic writers lets you seduce and fuck a scorching hottie without holding back.
At the center of it all is a man who needs to get back books he borrowed, turning a simple errand into an intoxicating seduction challenge.
However, the real game lies in how you use your literary knowledge to score some serious action along the way.
As you show off your brainpower about literature, she gets wetter and more eager, leading straight to explosive sex scenes.
Her luscious curves and insatiable lust make every literary question you nail feel like a step toward some filthy, sweaty fun.
You’ll find yourself not only flexing your brain but also delivering intense oral and pounding sessions that end in wild, messy climax moments.
The temptation of combining steamy seduction with your book smarts creates a unique experience that’ll keep you hooked long after the final chapter.
Show off your literary skill and your savage side in a wild encounter that’s as much about your knowledge as it is about your stamina.
Here, knowing your way around celebrated novels and iconic writers lets you seduce and fuck a scorching hottie without holding back.
At the center of it all is a man who needs to get back books he borrowed, turning a simple errand into an intoxicating seduction challenge.
However, the real game lies in how you use your literary knowledge to score some serious action along the way.
As you show off your brainpower about literature, she gets wetter and more eager, leading straight to explosive sex scenes.
Her luscious curves and insatiable lust make every literary question you nail feel like a step toward some filthy, sweaty fun.
You’ll find yourself not only flexing your brain but also delivering intense oral and pounding sessions that end in wild, messy climax moments.
The temptation of combining steamy seduction with your book smarts creates a unique experience that’ll keep you hooked long after the final chapter.
Show off your literary skill and your savage side in a wild encounter that’s as much about your knowledge as it is about your stamina.
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👁 8.2K
★★★☆☆
Robert the Unfaithful
In Robert’s world, satisfaction never comes easy. Jennifer, his wife, flaunts a body built for temptation with hips that sway and breasts that demand attention. Yet, despite Jennifer’s enticing form, Robert's fantasies stretch beyond their bedroom walls.
When darkness falls, Robert’s thoughts are consumed by the image of a mysterious brunette who stalks his dreams. She wears lingerie that leaves little to the imagination, every curve begging for his touch. He fantasizes about her mouth on him, swirling and sucking, driving him wild until he can't hold back.
You hold Robert’s fate – will he stay loyal or give in to temptation? Lead Robert into hidden trysts filled with whispered moans, slick skin, and the thrill of getting caught. The game’s 3D design brings every intimate detail to life – from Jennifer’s tight lingerie to the wet heat of each encounter.
Once you start, Robert’s double life pulls you deeper into a world where loyalty and lust clash. Can you balance the love for Jennifer with the wild cravings that burn for someone else?
When darkness falls, Robert’s thoughts are consumed by the image of a mysterious brunette who stalks his dreams. She wears lingerie that leaves little to the imagination, every curve begging for his touch. He fantasizes about her mouth on him, swirling and sucking, driving him wild until he can't hold back.
You hold Robert’s fate – will he stay loyal or give in to temptation? Lead Robert into hidden trysts filled with whispered moans, slick skin, and the thrill of getting caught. The game’s 3D design brings every intimate detail to life – from Jennifer’s tight lingerie to the wet heat of each encounter.
Once you start, Robert’s double life pulls you deeper into a world where loyalty and lust clash. Can you balance the love for Jennifer with the wild cravings that burn for someone else?
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👁 7.1K
★★★☆☆