This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

Yoko Littner probably didn’t sign up for this when she picked up that rifle, but here we are: trapped in a little browser game where her whole life is basically reduced to red hair, big ass, and two nasty old dudes who have way too much free time. The setup is simple enough, almost lazy, but that kind of fits the vibe. You’ve got Yoko looking way too smug for someone surrounded by wrinkles and hungry eyes, and these geezers acting like they just won the lottery. No long intro, no deep story, it just drops you into this sleazy doctor office thing where clothes are more of a suggestion than an actual item. One of the guys plays the “doctor” role, like he’s pretending to check her, which is bullshit because nobody checks your pulse by groping that hard, and the other one is just there to grab everything she’s got and grind on her like he forgot what personal space is.

The fun kicks in once you realize how much of Yoko is meant to be handled at the same time. Her boobs are stupidly big, in that way hentai likes to do where you’re like “ok, that’s not anatomically right, but I’m not closing the tab either.” Four old hands all over her chest, squeezing, lifting, smashing them together while she’s spread and getting her pussy pounded from below. Sometimes her expression shifts from cocky to genuinely overwhelmed and that tiny detail hits surprisingly hard. There’s this one moment where one of the old bastards pulls her close by the waist, pressing his saggy body against her huge tits, and she arches her back like she’s trying to escape and lean into it at the same time. It’s filthy and kind of hot and also a bit wrong, which is exactly why I kept clicking instead of doing something productive like scrolling Twitter. Or X. Whatever.

What really sticks with me is how the game doesn’t pretend to be romantic or tender at all. It’s pure pervy energy: old guys going full goblin mode on a young redhead, filling her up like she’s some kind of living onahole, and the camera loves to linger on her pussy getting worked and then that thick creampie dripping out after they finally unload inside her. You get those little loops where cum keeps oozing out slowly while her hips still jerk, like her body is trying to process what just happened. At one point both of them have their hands on her ass, pulling those cheeks wide while she’s already stuffed, and it’s honestly a bit much, which is exactly the point. I kind of wish there was a bit more variety in positions, but at the same time, seeing her stuck there between those two dirty old men, boobs bouncing everywhere, red hair a mess, taking every thrust until they’re empty and she’s leaking all over the place, has its own sick charm. The whole thing feels like a bad idea that you keep watching anyway, and by the time the last sticky drop slides out of her and down her thigh, you’re not really thinking about story or logic anymore. Just about how fast you’re gonna close the tab when you’re done.

Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Yoko Littner in a browser sex game is one of those ideas that sounds like a bad shitpost until you’re actually there, staring at her huge bikini top, trying to decide if you drag first on the strap or just go full goblin and rip everything off and see what jiggles. The game throws you straight in front of her, red hair, giant boobs basically arguing with gravity, that classic sniper-girl outfit that never made sense in the anime suddenly making way too much sense when the camera is this close. No long intro, no fake lore, just “here, she’s horny, now do something with her” energy. The first time I clicked on the bikini and it slid aside, the breasts didn’t just pop out, they kind of roll out, like they’re alive, and I’m sitting there thinking, “yeah ok, this is the exact level of shame I was aiming for today.” You get her in doggystyle and the whole vibe changes: the ponytail swings, ass up, tit expansion going crazy when you start messing with the sliders, and her pussy is right there, wet and glossy like some artist went “I’m gonna spend my whole evening on this single pixel line of shine and nothing else.”

What really got me is how the game wants you to be a bit of a perv scientist. You’re poking at her tits, stretching them, watching them swell way past normal anime size, into that ridiculous hentai zone where your brain keeps going “too big” while your hand still keeps dragging the slider further just to see when the engine finally gives up. Then you swap angle and suddenly you’re under her, looking up at these giant boobs that are barely fitting on screen, and you’re still trying to aim a dildo at her pussy while everything is wobbling like a flying tree frog trying to land on a window. And yeah, there’s a dildo. Of course there is. Once you shove it in, the game lets you pump her faster, slower, watch the way her body reacts, then blast a cumshot all over those breasts you just spent five minutes resizing like some cursed Photoshop project. The weird part is how normal it starts to feel after a while. You open this in Chrome or Firefox like you’re just checking Twitter, and suddenly your entire focus is “ok but what if I bend her a little lower in doggystyle and see if her boobs touch the floor.” I wish there was more variety in sounds and maybe different outfits instead of just the classic bikini thing, but at the same time it fits the trashy fantasy vibe so well that I kind of hate how much it works. One second you’re laughing at yourself for playing hentai with a Gurren Lagann girl, next second you’re adjusting the angle of her ass cheeks so the cumshot lands exactly where you want and thinking, “yeah, this is absolutely the stupidest and also the most honest use of my browser today.”