Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

Naruto fans with dirty brains, this one hits that weird spot between “I really shouldn’t” and “ok but I’m still clicking replay”. It’s set after all the main war drama, when Hinata is full-on milf mode, soft curves, that shy face still trying to pretend she’s modest while her body is doing the exact opposite. The whole thing is basically one long setup to watch her get absolutely ruined by the next gen, and the game doesn’t even pretend to be classy about it. No slow romance, no bullshit buildup, you’re just dropped right into this fucked up family situation where Himawari and Sarada are way too talented with that futa jutsu. They pop those thick cocks like it’s a party trick, and suddenly mom is sandwiched in the middle like she’s the prize for passing the academy.

The animation is where it hooked me. It’s that kind of flash-style loop that looks simple at first, then you start scrubbing frame by frame to grab good GIFs and notice all the tiny stuff. Hinata’s tits bouncing off her own chest when they really start slamming her, the little tremble in her legs when both holes are full, that split second where her eyes roll up and she tries to keep her mouth closed but a moan still slips out. I had VLC open just to catch the perfect “double stuffing” frame for my collection, and I kept pausing on that moment where Sarada is behind her, buried to the base in Hinata’s ass, and Himawari is grinding into her pussy from the front. Hinata’s caught in the middle, her belly stretched a bit from the two cocks, sweat on her skin, hair a mess. It’s filthy as hell, but also kind of hot how the game just leans into the incest and doesn’t do that fake moral dance. Naruto is basically a background ghost in your head here, like “bro, that’s your wife and your kid” and the game just shrugs and pushes another stroke inside her.

I’m giving this my very serious, very official “Best Use Of Futa Family Trauma” award, even if some stuff annoyed me. There’s this one loop where the rhythm feels slightly off, like Sarada is pounding Hinata’s ass with real force, but Himawari in front is moving too gentle, like she’s in a different beat, and it kinda pulls you out for a second. Also, her nipples look weirdly small in one angle and it bothered me way more than it should. I kept trying to capture the perfect angle where both futa cocks are sliding in and out at the same time and Hinata’s face is fully shown, but the camera loves her ass more than her expression, which sucks for GIF making. Still, when the double penetration really syncs up and both girls are slamming her so hard her whole body rocks, with cum pumping, holes stretched, mom moaning like she forgot what “no” is, it hits that nasty, forbidden Naruto hentai vibe perfectly. This is not subtle. It’s just Hinata getting used as a toy by the next generation, and the game is totally fine with that.

Riven here is exactly the kind of horny disaster you see at a con hotel lobby at 1 in the afternoon already half out of costume. The game just throws you right in with her and her extra equipment, no slow build, no fake romance, just “yeah, she has a fat cock and everyone is gonna deal with it.” It actually feels like one of those scuffed fan animations you watch on Newgrounds at school computer lab with the volume off, hoping teacher doesn’t walk behind you. Everything is click based, super simple, but that kind of works, because you’re not here to practice e‑sports, you’re here to watch a very smug blonde problem-child from League get used and do some using of her own. The first time her dick twitches and that little animated loop starts, I literally said “ok, that’s cute” out loud. Then two clicks later it’s not cute anymore, it’s just filthy.

The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.

Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.

Reaper here is not your moody edge-lord with two shotguns, he is basically walking ass-destruction service, and the game just goes, “yeah ok, let’s see how far this hole goes.” You pick if Reaper is more him or more her at the start, which is already kinda hot because both versions are thirsty as hell. Male Reaper is all about that brutal pounding vibe, thick cock, big rough hands on the hips, like he wants to bury you in the mattress. Female version keeps the mask and the tits, with this big futa cock that looks wrong in the best way, and somehow that makes the whole thing feel even filthier. It’s still Reaper, same mask, same attitude, just now your main concern is if your ass will ever close again.

Game drops you basically straight into anal action. No long buildup, no weird lore dump, just “here’s the hole, here’s the cock, figure it out.” You start playing with the speed and the different movement styles, and at first I was like “ok, standard stuff” and then suddenly the angle changes, the stroke gets deeper, and Reaper’s hips are just slamming in this very evil rhythm that made me bite my lip in real life. You mess a bit with tempo, go from slow teasing grind where just the tip sits there stretching the rim, to full brutal fucking where the cheeks are shaking and Reaper is just plowing like it’s overtime and the payload is your colon. There is this one moment when I cranked the speed a little too much and the character did that little body jerk that looks like “oh fuck, too deep” and I legit had to pause the game and laugh because yeah, felt that one in my soul.

The consequences part is what made me stay longer than I planned. It’s not just in-out animation loop. You actually see what happens after Reaper uses your ass as personal shooting range. Hole stays loose, lube or cum dripping, body language changes, there’s that exhausted slump where you can tell whoever is taking it is just done, but Reaper is not. I liked when you push him to go rough, pull him in close and the mask gets right into the frame while he hammers you, then after he finishes, you see the mess, the gape, the “ok I’m ruined” look. Honestly, I wish there were like one or two more positions, but at the same time the focus on anal and on this one fantasy makes everything hit harder. It’s dirty, very focused on that backdoor obsession, and the game kinda doesn’t care about anything else. Which, for an Overwatch Reaper fuck-my-ass simulator, is exactly as stupid and horny as it sounds.