Lunch here is absolutely not the same girl you remember from the show. Forget the shy sneeze gag, she’s basically logged into her own porn universe and left the plot far behind. The whole thing feels like someone asked “what if Lunch stopped pulling guns and started pulling out toys instead” and nobody told them no. You’re not some epic hero, you’re just the lucky idiot she decided to drag into her horny little side quest. She wants to fuck, she tells you she wants to fuck, and the game never pretends it’s about anything else. There’s this funny moment at the start where she looks at you like you interrupted her lunch break, then suddenly she’s grinding on you like that was her plan all day. No build‑up, no big story arc, just “hey, you, undress me and make it nasty”. Honestly, respect.

The breast thing is ridiculous in a good way and in a “ok calm down” way. They don’t just look big, they move, bounce, and straight up jiggle like the dev had a personal grudge against gravity. You click something, they react, you thrust, they react more, and every time they slam against her chest you can’t decide if you’re aroused or just impressed by how stupidly huge they are. There’s a part where you’re ramming that dildo into her and her tits are just swinging all over the place while she moans and begs for more, and it feels like the whole scene is built just to show how far they can push the expansion without her literally tipping over. Then the game leans into it even harder: she spreads her legs, pussy glistening, dildo going in deep, and she stares right at you with that “you’re not done yet, idiot” face. The creampie finish isn’t some shy fadeout either. You pump her full, she squeezes around you like her whole body is trying to milk every drop, and the camera just stays there, watching it leak out while her chest keeps twitching and bouncing like her orgasms don’t know when to stop. And somewhere in the back there’s this flying tree frog reference that shows up like a fever dream, like the dev was watching the wrong anime and just rolled with it. It makes zero sense, but by that point you’re already knuckle‑deep in her and not really complaining. Actually, I am complaining about her socks; they annoy me for some reason and it’s never explained, but whatever, no one cares except me. The whole thing feels dirty, stupid, horny and strangely honest about it, like a drunk fantasy that accidentally clicked “publish” instead of “save draft”.

Tifa in Milk Plant 9 feels like someone took all the “what if we just ruin this girl completely” comments from old hentai boards and turned it into a single focused torture room. No plot setup, no warm up, you’re just thrown into this lab vibe where Tifa is already strapped, naked, and everything is built around her boobs and her bladder. The game is honest about what it is. It’s not romance, not corruption, not “slow build.” It’s humiliation porn pointed directly at her chest and pussy. You’ve got this big-breasted Tifa, FF7 style with that familiar look, but here she’s just meat for the machine, a brunette doll whose whole worth is: how much milk can you squeeze out, how hard can you make her pee, how long can you keep her in that sweet spot between begging and breaking. The controls are simple enough that after one minute you’re already doing nasty combos, switching between pressing those swollen tits and teasing her shaved slit until her body just gives up control. There’s something really dirty about the way the milk doesn’t come out pretty. It spatters, it drips, it floods. Same with the piss. When you line it right, it’s like you trigger this double fountain moment, milk spraying from her nipples while she loses it down below. The game actually rewards you for pushing her that far, like “yes, this is what we want, keep going.” It is cruel, but in a way that feels very on brand for old-school hentai flash torture stuff, just dressed up a bit more focused on fetish instead of story.

What surprised me is how much the game leans into the “laboratory” style milking. Tifa is more cow than fighter here, and the tools you get show that. You’re not just flicking on a single pump and waiting. You are adjusting pressure, rhythm, where exactly to press, how long to keep it there before she starts leaking. If you’re into breast expansion, there are moments where her boobs look so overfilled it’s actually a little uncomfortable to watch, and that is exactly the point. The way the devs linked arousal with humiliation is nasty in a good way. You play with her nipples too much, she starts leaking faster, then you push the torture tools again and she’s basically forced to cum while covered in her own milk and piss. There is a tiny issue that annoyed me: the pee sound looping slightly late compared to the animation. It is small, but once you hear it off-sync, you keep waiting for it to click right, and it never really does. Some reactions also repeat a bit too fast, like her face cycling through the same pain expression when you hold pressure for long. Still, when you time everything and manage that “explosion” they clearly want you to hit, it’s stupidly satisfying in a very degenerate way. It feels more like being a mad pervert scientist poking at a Final Fantasy trophy girl, trying to see how far her body can go before it just turns into a leaking fountain of milk and pee, and honestly, that is exactly what this thing is built for.

You play as this sleazy “producer” who is basically one guy, a shitty studio room, a camera, and a line of girls from different anime worlds that, for some reason, all agree to audition for porn. It feels like some insane crossover fanfic that got drunk. One minute you’re trying not to stare directly at Mamako’s tits because they’re basically blocking the whole screen, next second you’re with Komi, who looks like she might die of embarrassment if you just say the word “blowjob” too loud. The whole thing is structured around these simple interview scenes where you click through dialogue, push the girl a bit, act like a fake professional, then end up balls deep anyway. It sounds boring written down, but the pacing is actually perfect for horny brain: short setup, a little teasing, then some proper filth. No huge open world, no fake “energy systems” like in those trash mobile gacha games, just “talk, push, fuck, repeat” and somehow it works.

The fun part for me is trying to squeeze out every single scene and pose like I’m doing a 100% run in some speedrun marathon. It’s not just “pick the top horny option and done”. Sometimes you pick the slightly nicer line, the girl opens up more later, and bam, suddenly you unlocked an extra position where she’s drooling on your cock and giving that full ahegao face that looks like her soul logged out of her body. With Wiz it’s hilarious, she starts all clumsy and shy, then when the scene actually starts she goes full-on eager throat destroyer, like some bug turned on and now she’s min-maxing your dick. Elma is pure food-obsessed dragon slut energy, half the interview is her talking about snacks, then the next frame you’re plowing her and her tits are bouncing all over, and you kind of forget what she was even saying. Albedo is exactly what you expect: super devoted, super horny, zero shame, calling you “master” in that smug way. And poor Sumi, she’s shy as hell, stuttering, but when you finally get her to wrap her lips around you, she’s shaking and trying her best, and it feels dirty in a very specific way, like you corrupted some mobile app moe mascot.

The sex itself is straightforward but it hits. You get the big asses, thick thighs, those ridiculous anime boobs that look like they broke physics, lots of focus on oral and riding, and plenty of facial expressions that scream “I can’t handle this monster cock but I also never want to stop.” There’s this moment with Mona where she’s half trying to stay composed, like she’s still the smug genius from her game, but the more you thrust, the more her eyes roll up and tongue slips out, and it’s just pure ahegao mess. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy. You’re here to watch famous waifus choke, moan, get filled, and say filthy lines while they’re getting their pussy pounded, and it delivers that in a very direct, unapologetic way. It feels like browsing random clips on Pornhub while also doing a weird little completionist challenge on the side, trying to see every variation, every angle, every time a girl goes from “no way” to “put it deeper, I want all of it” and you sit there like, yeah, this is exactly the kind of trash I signed up for.

You open your eyes in some fancy place and your brain is just... blank. No name, no past, nothing. But there are these women around you, all curves and soft skin and tight clothes, like someone built a harem out of your search history and forgot to tell HR. They treat you like you belong there, like you’re important, but you can feel that something’s off. They hug a bit too long, sit a bit too close, bend over in front of you for no reason. At first it looks like normal “family” concern, but then your “aunt” presses her huge tits on your arm while asking if you feel safe, and safe is really not the word that comes into mind. It feels more like your dick is about to make decisions your memory can’t keep up with.

What I like is how slow they push the incest vibe. It’s not just instant “hey son, suck my tits”. You’re watching from the couch, TV on mute, and this woman you’re supposed to be related to walks past in a tiny towel, drops something on purpose, bends down way too slow so you get full view of her big ass, and then she pretends she “didn’t notice you there”. Sure. Ten minutes later she’s in the kitchen, pressing that same ass against you while she reaches for a glass, and the game just lets you stand there, your cursor flicking helplessly between dialog options, trying to decide if you’re a pervert or just going with the flow. And you always go with the flow. Then there’s that scene where you wake up with morning wood, and the younger one barges into your room “by accident”, sits on the bed, and starts poking the tent in your sheets, laughing and calling it cute. You can choose to pull away, but once she wraps her fingers around it and starts a slow handjob under the blanket while looking at the door like someone might walk in, it’s over. She’s not even pretending anymore, and you aren’t either. The voyeur thing gets kind of twisted too: you get this mobile in-game, and soon you’re hiding behind doors, spying on them masturbating in the shower, zooming in on big tits pressed against foggy glass, watching fingers slide between wet thighs. At one point you’re literally jerking off in the hallway while your “mom” moans on the other side, and the game lets you either finish on the wall or sneak in and risk getting caught with your cock still wet.

The romance bullshit sneaks up on you in between all the groping and anal hints. Like you’re sitting on a balcony with the oldest one, drinking something that is absolutely not juice, and she opens up about how scared she was when you “disappeared” from your old life that you can’t remember. For a second it hits kind of hard. She leans over, eyes a bit teary, and kisses you soft, just lips, no tongue, and it feels like an actual moment. Then your hand slides under her top, you feel how huge and warm her breasts are, and before you know it she’s kneeling between your legs, lipstick smeared, giving deep sloppy oral, drool running down her chin while she stares up like she’s been waiting years for this. When she takes you all the way to the back of her throat and you cum inside her mouth, the game lets you decide if she swallows or pulls away to let it drip on those big tits. Later you slam her against the counter, pull her panties aside and fuck her raw, her ass bouncing with every thrust until you pump a creampie into her and she just keeps grinding to squeeze out every drop. There’s also this anal scene that comes out of nowhere: you’re “helping” one of them with yoga, hands on her hips, stretching, and then she asks if you’ve ever tried something “a bit tighter”. Next thing you know, lube, slow push, her gasping and clenching around you while she begs you not to stop. It’s filthy, kind of sweet, and a total mess. I wish the interface wasn’t so clunky sometimes, like the tap zones on mobile feel weirdly placed and one button sits just a little too close to where you try to scroll, and it pissed me off once and I still keep thinking about it. But anyway, the whole thing feels like someone mixed a soft romance VN with raw porn and then forgot which one they were making halfway through.