Diva Mizuki on a bike is already funny to me. She looks like she should be on stage moaning into a mic, but instead she’s blasting down some empty road and almost runs over a girl just randomly lying in the middle of the street like she rage-quit real life. That whole opening is kinda messy in a good way. No big explanation, no sad story, just: hot girl, bike girl, “oh no what happened,” and then very fast it becomes “ok, let’s get her somewhere private and naked.” It feels like those nights where you open three tabs, one is Twitter, one is Pornhub, one is some weird hentai site, and you keep swapping between them until your brain is mush. This game basically does that for you, but with one redhead, one idol-looking Mizuki, and then that little surprise when the “pretty girl” suddenly has a dick and your brain just goes “ah, it’s this kind of story, ok.”

The vibe is horny but also lazy in a chill way. There’s no big drama, nobody is pretending this is deep. They talk in Japanese and honestly if you watched enough hentai before, you don’t need subtitles to understand “I’m shy, no wait, I’m actually insanely horny, wow look at all this cum.” I had Spotify lo-fi playlist on in background, some random “Tokyo chill beats to fuck your brain” thing, and it actually fit too well. The scenes move slow and then suddenly jump into rougher thrusts and loud moans, like you scroll your phone and accidentally hit max volume on a porn ad. One second Mizuki is playing the nice savior, the next she’s just covered in cum from both sides, acting like this is the most normal result of helping a stranger in the road. The redhead girl-turned-futa is my favorite part, because she starts all soft, almost innocent, then she’s slamming Mizuki’s huge ass from behind while the guy is stuffing her mouth, and it looks so wrong and so right at the same time. The game doesn’t care about realism. Positions just kind of happen. Suddenly Mizuki’s big boobs are bouncing right in your face, then cut, now you’re staring at a creampie leaking out while the other cock is still twitching. It’s like watching three horny people forgetting gravity exists.

If you want to really squeeze all the juice from this, don’t rush-click through. Let the scenes breathe a bit, focus on small stuff: how Mizuki’s body arches when she gets filled from both holes, the way the redhead’s cock pulses as she shoots a messy cumshot all over Mizuki’s face, that one angle where you only see her ass and dripping pussy and you realize someone put effort into that one frame like it’s a love letter to big asses. Mute the moans once, then replay with sound, see which hits harder. Try to time yourself with the final creampie, like a stupid mini-game only you know about. And if you catch yourself rewinding the same moment where both of them finish on her at once, it’s fine. This thing is built exactly for that kind of “just one more time, I swear” spiral.

Tifa in Milk Plant 9 feels like someone took all the “what if we just ruin this girl completely” comments from old hentai boards and turned it into a single focused torture room. No plot setup, no warm up, you’re just thrown into this lab vibe where Tifa is already strapped, naked, and everything is built around her boobs and her bladder. The game is honest about what it is. It’s not romance, not corruption, not “slow build.” It’s humiliation porn pointed directly at her chest and pussy. You’ve got this big-breasted Tifa, FF7 style with that familiar look, but here she’s just meat for the machine, a brunette doll whose whole worth is: how much milk can you squeeze out, how hard can you make her pee, how long can you keep her in that sweet spot between begging and breaking. The controls are simple enough that after one minute you’re already doing nasty combos, switching between pressing those swollen tits and teasing her shaved slit until her body just gives up control. There’s something really dirty about the way the milk doesn’t come out pretty. It spatters, it drips, it floods. Same with the piss. When you line it right, it’s like you trigger this double fountain moment, milk spraying from her nipples while she loses it down below. The game actually rewards you for pushing her that far, like “yes, this is what we want, keep going.” It is cruel, but in a way that feels very on brand for old-school hentai flash torture stuff, just dressed up a bit more focused on fetish instead of story.

What surprised me is how much the game leans into the “laboratory” style milking. Tifa is more cow than fighter here, and the tools you get show that. You’re not just flicking on a single pump and waiting. You are adjusting pressure, rhythm, where exactly to press, how long to keep it there before she starts leaking. If you’re into breast expansion, there are moments where her boobs look so overfilled it’s actually a little uncomfortable to watch, and that is exactly the point. The way the devs linked arousal with humiliation is nasty in a good way. You play with her nipples too much, she starts leaking faster, then you push the torture tools again and she’s basically forced to cum while covered in her own milk and piss. There is a tiny issue that annoyed me: the pee sound looping slightly late compared to the animation. It is small, but once you hear it off-sync, you keep waiting for it to click right, and it never really does. Some reactions also repeat a bit too fast, like her face cycling through the same pain expression when you hold pressure for long. Still, when you time everything and manage that “explosion” they clearly want you to hit, it’s stupidly satisfying in a very degenerate way. It feels more like being a mad pervert scientist poking at a Final Fantasy trophy girl, trying to see how far her body can go before it just turns into a leaking fountain of milk and pee, and honestly, that is exactly what this thing is built for.

Makoto Nanaya on her knees is already a mood, but this little blowjob toy goes straight past “haha furry titty squirrel” and lands in that lazy horny zone where you’re half using one hand on the mouse and half scrolling Discord on your phone. It’s literally just her face, one big cock, and a couple of buttons that do all the real work. You don’t need a guide, you don’t need a wiki, you just poke stuff until she starts slobbering like she’s trying to unlock a hidden costume in her throat. The first time I clicked the lick setting and watched her tongue go from shy little kitten laps to “I’m cleaning a popsicle I dropped on the floor,” I actually stopped a second and thought, ok, this is stupidly hot for something that’s basically a squirrel girl stress ball for your dick.

What sells it is how focused it is. No story dump, no ten menus, no fake “RPG” crap. You show up, Makoto’s already in worship mode, ears twitching, tail in the background, eyes locked on that shaft like it insulted Kokonoe. You tap a control, she switches from soft licking to honest full-mouth worship, then you tap again and suddenly she’s taking it deeper, cheeks bulging, drool spilling down her chin. It’s uncomfortably close to Super Deepthroat, yeah, like that cousin who “didn’t copy your homework, just changed some words,” but seeing an actual recognizable character from Blazblue there, with those dumb cute fangy lips wrapped around you, hits different. When you push her into deepthroat and she struggles a bit, then settles into this messy rhythm, swallowing down spit and pre like it’s a training exercise, you start feeling like you’re bullying a fighting game mascot and somehow that’s exactly what the brain worms wanted.

There’s not much to “do” on paper, but the small stuff works. Tapping between licking and full-on sucking mid-stroke, watching her reaction change when you speed up the thrust, playing chicken with her gag point to see how far into that tight little squirrel throat you can slam it before her eyes get watery. The cumshot is the obvious big finish, shooting straight down her throat while she chokes and then swallows like a good girl, and yeah, it’s hot as hell. But honestly, I kinda like the slower runs more, when you just keep her at this edge where she’s breathing through her nose, lips stretched, tongue pinned, taking every twitch and drip, then pull back and make her lick it clean again. It’s scuffed, options are barebones, there’s no huge customization, and yet here I am, going back to watch this neko-ish fluffball work my imaginary cock like it’s her new main job. I don’t even main Makoto in Blazblue, but after this, pretending she’s not built to swallow loads on command feels like lying to myself.

Perona finally doing what everybody joked about in forums, that is the whole vibe here. No long setup, no weird filler, it just throws you into this super specific moment: Zoro is wrecked from training, half-dead on his feet, and she decides the best way to “heal” him is with her mouth. It feels like someone took a fan rumor and said “ok, fine, let’s make it filthy” and stopped thinking right there. Honestly I kinda like that. There is no big world to care about, no crew yelling “Zoro where are you?” in the background. It is just her in that gothic outfit, pink hair all messy when she goes down, and this huge cock that really doesn’t care about power levels or bounty posters. She looks like she is pretending to be annoyed, rolling her eyes, but her lips are tight and shiny and the tongue moves a bit too eager, like she’s been waiting for this excuse since the boat hit that haunted island.

The whole thing is basically one long scene, looping, so if you expect plot you are in the wrong bar. I loved how she starts kind of distracted, like “tch, swordsman, always getting hurt,” and then slowly you notice her head angle changing, cheeks hollowing, spit starting to string from the tip when she pulls back. It’s not realistic at all, it is better than realistic. His cock is big enough to make you go “ok, sure, anime logic,” and when she pushes herself until her nose almost hits his abs, her eyes lidded, it sells this idea that she’s secretly obsessed with him. The POV thing works too, you sort of feel like you are the one lying there, muscles sore, just letting this ghost princess handle your stress. There’s a tiny detail I keep replaying: when she comes up for a breath, her tongue flicks the head like she is testing a lollipop, and her lipstick is slightly smudged. That little slip is hotter than half of the cumshot.

Yeah, it’s simple and it repeats, and at some point I noticed her hair clipping weird over the shoulder and it annoyed me more than it should. Also Zoro’s body is kinda just “there” sometimes, like the camera forgets he is a whole character and not just a dick attached to abs. But then she gives this quick little jerk with her hand, twisting at the base while she deepthroats again, and any complaint just dies. I was watching on my phone, Discord ping going crazy at the top, and still couldn’t look away from the way her throat bulges for a second when he hits the back. When the cum finally comes, it’s not subtle at all, thick and dirty, dripping out of her mouth as she keeps licking like a good little creep, ghosts or no ghosts. It feels like that forbidden thing everyone imagined during the timeskip, like a secret training “reward” that Oda would never draw, so some horny dev did it for him and didn’t even bother pretending it was about romance. It’s just Perona choking on Zoro’s cock over and over until your brain melts, and honestly, that’s enough.