House of Morecock: Ocean Cruise feels like someone took every horny idea about sailors and put it into a single, filthy cartoon, then gave it just enough structure to pretend it has a plot. You’re on this ship full of thick, stupidly hot guys in tight uniforms that clearly fail at their job, because every scene is just one excuse after another for them to end up naked or half naked, grinding against each other. It starts almost casual, like, “oh, just a normal cruise,” and two minutes later you’re watching a beefy officer pin some muscleboy to a railing while the voice acting is moaning in your ear harder than your porn tabs on Chrome. The voicing is surprisingly good, by the way. Not Hollywood good, but porn good, which is better for this kind of thing. Characters actually sound like dudes about to lose control, not like some bored guy reading lines on a Blue Yeti. Sometimes the timing is weird, like the moan kicks in half a second before the thrust animation, which made me laugh, then I replayed the scene anyway because I’m weak.

The whole thing has this stupid, fun, campy vibe. It pretends to be serious for one second, like “we’re on a dangerous mission on the ocean,” and then you click once and suddenly uniforms are open, dicks are out, and you’re watching a sweaty, muscular stack of guys rutting like they forgot anyone else exists on that ship. I like how the camera sometimes stays too long on some detail that absolutely doesn’t need that much attention, like one dude’s flexing forearm while he’s pounding the other guy. As someone who spends way too many hours inside Unreal, my brain is going “man, they really focused on this loop,” and at the same time my other brain is like “shut up and zoom in more.” Animations are not perfect, hips clip a bit, bodies slide a tiny bit over each other, but then you get that one moment where a huge sailor slams the smaller but still ripped guy into the cabin door, the voice cracks, and it suddenly hits really hard. It feels messy and raw and kind of honest in a horny, unserious way. I wish they let you walk freely around the deck or something, but they don’t and I will complain about that forever.

What sells it for me is that stupid humor they sneak in. A serious line, then an over-the-top groan, or some ridiculous situation like two officers “disciplining” a recruit in a completely empty hallway on a crowded cruise ship, and nobody questions anything. At one point I accidentally clicked too fast and skipped a line, and I actually went back just to hear how the guy would deliver that cheesy dirty talk. The game keeps acting like it’s a “series opener” with this big world, but it really just wants to show brawny guys rearranging each other’s insides anywhere on that boat: behind lifeboats, in cramped cabins, in places where in real life someone from housekeeping would walk in with a bucket. There’s this one uniform that keeps showing up, white pants, tight shirt, chest basically spilling out, and every time I saw it I knew, ok, this scene will not stay safe for work even 10 seconds. It’s horny, loud, kind of dumb in the best way, like a porn comic that learned how to move and talk, and also somehow forgot what subtlety even means.

This thing feels like someone took a horny fanfic about Teen Titans, spilled coffee on it, then decided “fuck it, let’s make a game anyway” and honestly I kind of respect that. You start in the middle of the mess already, with Raven basically used like a goth cum dump by this ugly demon thing. There’s almost no warm up, you’re just thrown into her getting railed, her legs open, that annoyed deadpan Raven attitude still kind of there even when she’s choking on a thick load. The demon doesn’t care, he slams her pussy and ass like he’s trying to break the screen, and the fun part is how the game keeps pretending he’s the one in control. You see the cumshot, you see her take it, creampie dripping out, and then suddenly the bastard dies again like he pressed his own self-destruct. It’s hilarious and hot at the same time, like a porn scene with a punchline you know is coming but you still grin every time. I’m not even sure if I was supposed to laugh, but I did.

Then it cuts over to Starfire and the tone just flips in a way that shouldn’t work but kind of does. Raven is all moody and sarcastic, then Starfire shows up like a happy space bimbo, orange skin, bright hair, tits bouncing way more than any physics should allow. The demon snatches her up and the whole thing changes from dark dungeon vibe to “oh god she actually likes this” really fast. Her moans are way more needy, there’s this goofy enthusiasm in how she rides his cock that feels very Starfire, even when he’s stretching her ass and stuffing her full until his cum is literally leaking out on the floor. At one point I got this combo where he’s pounding her and tentacles are holding her arms back, and she still looks like she’s having the best vacation of her life. Nobody in a real fight would arch their back that hard just to show their tits but here she does and yeah, I stared. The demon thrusts and thrusts like he finally got a girl he can handle, then her pussy clenches and boom, dead again. Guy cannot catch a break. Actually I liked that twisted joke of “super-powered vaginas” way more than I expected, it feels wrong in the right way. The only thing that annoyed me was one tiny animation loop where her hair clips weirdly, I got stuck watching that frame over and over like an idiot and it pulled me out for a second. Then I went right back to watching her get stuffed full of hot demon cum like nothing happened.

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