Didn’t think I’d even bother with another “casting couch” parody, but WaifuHub kinda trapped me there for a while. It’s one of those browser things that pretends to be ironic, except it isn’t, or maybe it is, I don’t even know anymore. You play as the guy behind the camera, interviewing all these anime girls you’ve seen a million times before - 2B shows up all confident and stiff, Raphtalia’s nervous like she’s in a real audition, and Lucoa just… well, she’s Lucoa, she doesn’t care what anyone thinks. The voice acting’s weirdly uneven, and sometimes the moans cut out at random, which somehow made it more real? Like catching some clumsy home-recording vibe. But yeah, the animations hit that point between funny and hot. You’ll laugh when Galko starts her self-introduction too seriously and then forgets she’s supposed to be seducing you, and then it hits you - you’re actually into this.

What got me wasn’t even the sex scenes (well, okay, some of them). It’s that stupid fake dialogue right before things go wild. Meiko saying she’s “totally professional” and then two sentences later losing it on camera - it’s dumb but oddly human. I kept noticing small stuff: the sound of sandals scraping, the way hands twitch when the pace changes. The dev probably didn’t plan half of that; it’s just dirty accident magic. Though I swear the skip button hates me - it freezes every other time I touch it. Doesn’t matter though, since you end up watching everything twice anyway. And Cheelai? She breaks the fourth wall once and it ruined me, I laughed so hard I forgot I was supposed to jerk off.

Somewhere around Mitsuki’s scene I caught myself thinking about how strange it is that we build whole universes of desire around characters that started out as jokes for teenage boys. Then I gave up thinking because Mina’s turn came and - yeah. Animation’s rough around the edges, lines are bad, the logic is nonsense, but damn if it doesn’t feel alive in that broken way cheap porn sometimes does. I still can’t figure out why 2B blushes differently depending on the camera angle. Maybe it’s intentional. Probably not. Doesn’t matter.

Public transport wifi is trash, Pornhub keeps buffering, so I ended up poking around this thing instead, and somehow it ate my whole commute before I even noticed. The idea is simple as fuck: you sit in this sleazy casting couch office, you’re the “professional interviewer” with a dick that thinks it’s the main character, and all these famous anime waifus walk in like they answered a shady Craigslist ad. It looks like one of those mobile VN ports you’d secretly tap through on the toilet at work, but it runs smooth in browser and doesn’t pretend to be more serious than it is. Girl shows up, you pretend to ask a few questions, then it turns straight into “how deep can she take it” faster than Instagram shows you an ad after you talk about shoes once.

The fun is how wrong it feels to see characters like Tifa or Asuna trying to play “shy actress” for two lines, then suddenly they’re on their knees, lipstick smeared, eyes rolled up in that full-on ahegao, spitting drool down your shaft while the MC keeps talking like this is some normal HR interview. One minute Kobayashi is awkward and stiff, sitting proper, skirt straight, asking if this is really “just a simple audition.” Next click, she’s bent over the arm of the couch, fat ass bouncing on your cock, glasses crooked, trying to sound professional while you pound her so hard the text box might as well just say “nnnngghhh” for three scenes. I had one run where Froppy came in super polite, stuttering a bit, tongue peeking out, and by the end I was making her swallow every last drop while she’s got cum on her cheeks, tongue out like some horny frog idol who forgot what modesty was. The oral scenes are honestly the best part. They let the camera sit a bit too long on the lips wrapped around that big dick, slurpy sound effects, stupid little bits of dialogue like “it’s bigger than I expected” that should feel cringe but I still clicked next like a clown. Vaginal stuff hits too, especially on the big tits / thick hips girls. Bulma riding you while pretending it’s “for science” made me laugh way more than it should. Her tits bouncing, her moaning into some bullshit excuse about “data collection” while your cock is basically rearranging her brain. And the MC is not subtle. There’s this one moment with Chizuru where she comes in with that rented girlfriend vibe, all polite smile and legs crossed, then the questions slowly get filthier until he’s basically asking “how many times you can cum on camera” and she just kind of gives up and spreads for him. No smooth romance buildup. Just straight to “get on the couch, open that pussy, let’s see if you can handle a creampie on first shoot.”

It’s all very obviously made to be “five minute fun” and yet I kept going through girl after girl like some horny goblin collecting skins in Genshin. The game acts like you’re running a low-budget porn studio, but there’s almost no management layer, just enough fake “casting” talk to justify why Tifa has your cock halfway down her throat. Sometimes that annoyed me. I actually wanted to pick outfits, choose lighting, fail a scene, bully them a bit more with choices. Instead it’s mostly “click line, get lewder, dick out.” But in a shitty way that also works, because when I’m half dead on the metro after work I don’t want deep strategy, I just want Asuna kneeling between my legs and calling me “director” while she drools all over my dick. I kept thinking, “ok, one more girl and I close Chrome,” then suddenly I’m watching Satsuki, who’s supposed to be this icy queen type, riding me with that smug face twisted into a full orgasm meltdown, tits bouncing like crazy, talking about how this is “only for testing.” It’s scuffed, sometimes the dialogue repeats, sometimes the transitions are janky, and at one point I got irrationally annoyed that the interview desk lamp is always tilted the same way. But when you’ve got a screen full of ahegao, cum strings on lips, big asses slapping against your hips, and a parade of famous waifus lining up to “audition” on your cock, that stupid lamp is the last thing you’re actually looking at.

John is one of those guys who lives more in his browser tabs than in his real life. Phone full of gacha trash, folder full of MHA doujins, school life basically on autopilot. The game starts with that vibe so hard it almost hurts, like you can smell his keyboard. Then on a totally normal walk to school, shit goes sideways in a way that feels like one of those fanfics where the author just says "fuck it" and hits the accelerator. There’s an accident, the kind you usually only see in chapter 1 to justify some broken superpower later. John blacks out, meets this weird boy who looks like he walked out of a cursed quirk experiment, and suddenly the whole line between "I’m a loser who watches heroes" and "I might actually be one" gets blurred. Except it’s not about fighting villains. It’s about possessing people and fucking everything that moves in a school that very clearly wants to be U.A. but legally cannot say it too loud. The fun part is how your new power is basically spiritual identity theft. You slip into other bodies, feel their quirks like tight gloves, and then abuse the hell out of them in ways that would get any actual hero thrown in Tartarus for life. First time you possess a girl in class, the camera lingers just enough on her huge tits pressed against the desk that you kinda forget there was supposed to be a "mysterious plot". Then you realize you can walk her straight into a janitor closet, pull her panties aside, and go raw. Creampie inside someone else’s body while still technically being John? It’s fucked up, it’s hot, and the game does not pretend it’s morally deep. It’s just filthy. There’s this one scene where you hijack a monster girl that looks like somebody mashed up Mt. Lady and a slime villain in an AI prompt. You feel her body ripple around a cock in a way that’s clearly not human, like her insides are hugging you on purpose. Anal with her is just ridiculous, the game goes full "physics are optional" and her ass eats the camera. The AI CG helps and also kinda doesn’t, because sometimes a hand has six fingers or the hair melts into the background, but honestly that glitchy energy fits the whole possession theme. Bodies feel borrowed, a bit wrong. You’re not supposed to be there. That actually turned me on more than the polished stuff in other games. Some routes pretend to be romance. You pick softer choices, stay in John’s own body, hang out with a big tittied classmate who clearly has a quirk that is "make the MC horny every time she leans over his desk." There’s a path where you actually try to be decent, worry about consent, walk her home instead of taking the mind-hijack shortcut. And then the next scene lets you jump into her from behind anyway, make her kneel in some dark music room, and swallow you down her throat until she gags. The game has this habit of giving you sweet dialogue and then dunking you right back into filth before it gets too sentimental. It talks about life and death, that early scene with the mysterious boy almost feels like a real afterlife moment, but then you’re back at school, using your "gift" to bend a hot teacher over her desk and fuck her so hard her quirk sparks around the edges of the frame. The multiple endings stuff sneaks up on you too. You think "ok, this is just porn with a possession gimmick", then suddenly a choice you made three scenes ago decides if you end up basically a ghost forever, stuck riding other bodies and never being touched as yourself, or if you manage this weird twisted romance where someone falls in love with John knowing exactly what he is. Some endings are pure corruption, like you go full monster, use your powers nonstop, and the last CG is you blowing a load deep inside a girl while her eyes glow with your presence. Another one is more "heroic", and by heroic I mean you only fuck a handful of people and actually say sorry once. Vaginal, oral, anal, all on the menu. Big asses bouncing on your cock, cum dripping down thighs, messy creampies that keep showing up in later scenes if you messed someone up earlier. The game remembers your sins when it wants to. Then it forgets them if a scene needs you to be "pure" for a romance beat, which is kinda funny. It feels like reading a horny fan comic where the artist keeps changing their mind about tone, but the core is always the same: lonely guy, new power, school full of hot girls, and a world that looks a lot like My Hero Academia if the author fully embraced the fact that everyone already imagines half these heroines getting railed.