Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Nami finally gets what every angry fanfic writer secretly wanted to do with her for years, and it’s honestly fucked up in a hot way. The game just throws you right into it: no long intro, no boring setup, she’s already caught, stripped, tied with arms and legs pulled up like she’s on display, all that red hair falling everywhere while she’s basically folded like luggage. It’s closer to a mean little interactive hentai loop than some big “game”, but the dev leans into that hardcore. You get the camera right on her big tits first, and they actually feel heavy when they bounce, which I wasn’t expecting from something this short. Her boobs are mashed together around a cock for a proper titfuck, nipples shining, and you’re just dragging along that soft paizuri groove, watching her forced to play along. She looks pissed and embarrassed at the same time, eyes wet, cheeks red, but her mouth opens anyway because yeah, she doesn’t get a vote here.

Then the game stops pretending to be gentle. The switch from squeezing her tits to using her mouth is really abrupt, in a good shitty way. One second you’re enjoying her cleavage, next second her head is yanked forward and the guy is ramming his cock down her throat like he’s trying to reorganize her insides. It’s not a sweet blowjob, it’s full-on facefuck, teeth scraping sometimes, spit flying, mascara-trail kind of energy, except she’s Nami so it hits different if you grew up on One Piece. Her voice hits that broken, gagging sound that you usually have to hunt for in long videos. There’s a few moments where the camera angle is too close and you mostly see tongue and tears and not much else, and somehow that messiness is what made it hotter for me. Facial abuse vibes everywhere, even when they don’t actually finish on her face yet. You just know that’s where this is heading later.

After that, when they finally get tired of using her mouth like a toy, they start paying attention to her lower half, and this part is way more intimate and rough at the same time. Nami’s legs are still tied up, ass slightly raised, pussy wet and spread open like they’ve been teasing her for a while offscreen. You get control to finger her, and the game really focuses on that wet pussy shine, the way her body moves when you push in and out. There’s a bit of ass fingering flavor in how close the fingers slide, lingering between her cheeks before going back to her slit. It doesn’t go full anal, but it edges around it enough that your brain fills the gap. She’s clearly not “enjoying” it in the romantic sense, it’s ***, straight up, but the art gives those tiny moments where her hips twitch forward and you can read it however your brain is wired. It feels wrong and hot and a little too short. And then just when things finally get really interesting and you expect a full-on fuck scene, it cuts off. Demo over. No proper climax, no final cumshot, just you staring at this tied up redhead with big boobs, abused and used, and your hand already on your dick wondering why the hell they decided to stop exactly when it started to really work.

Naruto hentai games always feel a bit like reading fanfiction on your phone in the bathroom when you should be answering Slack messages, and this one with Samui is exactly that vibe, just louder, dirtier, and with zero shame about it. The whole thing is built around her being captured in Konoha, tied up for “interrogation,” but of course nobody cares about actual intel. It is all about this blonde kunoichi with huge tits, roped to a device and treated like a sexy war trophy. You start with her still mostly dressed, that tight Kumo outfit clinging to her body, and it’s weirdly satisfying to unfasten everything piece by piece instead of just clicking “naked” like some lazy filter on Instagram. Top comes off, those massive boobs jump out like they’ve been waiting for this, and there is this tiny moment where the game lets you just stare and poke, like a pervert gallery tour where the only painting is her chest. As curator I would say composition is “two mountains and a lost ninja,” but anyway.

The tone is very “torture” but in that hentai way where she moans more than she protests, like the scriptwriter never met a real interrogation room, only watched too much porn on XVideos. She is strapped so she can’t move much, arms locked, legs spread, and you get the toy controls on the side. There is this mechanical dildo contraption that is basically a sex machine disguised as ninja equipment. You adjust the speed, the angle, sometimes you push too fast and her face does that mix of pain and pleasure that hentai artists love. One moment that stuck with me: I was tapping through like an idiot, got the rhythm just right, and her expression slowly changed from cold “I’m too cool for this” Samui face to this flushed, half-open mouth look, and for a second it actually felt like breaking a stoic character in a doujin. Then I clicked too fast and skipped a line of dialogue I wanted to read, and that annoyed me more than it should. The skip button is placed in such a stupid spot, who decided that. I’m still mad.

Anyway, if you are here for titjobs, the game really worships her tits. When you finally “win” the interrogation, her reward scene is pure fanservice. She leans in with that calm demeanor like she’s doing paperwork, only the paperwork is your cock between her big soft breasts. There’s this slow paizuri animation where the breasts wrap around, sliding up and down, and the camera angle is like classic Games of Desire style, close on the action, no artsy cuts. I liked how the cumshot at the end actually messes up her face and hair instead of that tiny neat white dot some games do. It splashes across her cheeks, lips, even a bit on her blonde bangs, and she blinks like “seriously?” but still looks turned on. It’s messy in a good way. Anal, vaginal, bondage, facial, it all flows like a dirty little story you click through instead of a strict gameplay session. It’s not subtle, not clever, and the looping moans get a bit tiring, but there’s something nice about how shamelessly horny it is. Like old-school hentai flash, just with Samui as the main canvas, and your job is simply to push her from icy ninja to cum-covered toy without pretending this is about anything else.