Amity Park is that kind of game where you open it on your phone “just to check something” and then suddenly you’re grinding ghost fights because you want to see one more filthy scene with Jazz or Maddie or whoever your brain is stuck on today. It looks like a silly parody at first, all school halls, lockers and ectoplasm jokes, but then the game quietly goes “yeah, anyway, here’s Danny getting his dick worshipped by a girl he used to just awkwardly stare at in class” and your productivity dies. You’re basically juggling two addictions at once: the turn based combat and the horny gallery hunt. Every ghost encounter feels like a weird mix of Pokémon and porn, like “okay I stun her, build meter, finish the fight” and secretly I’m just praying this leads to a corruption event or some voyeur scene in a locker room. Half the time I’m not even reading the dialogue properly, I’m scanning for the tiny signs that say, hey, this route is going to end with anal in the school janitor closet or titties pressed against the lab window while Jack Fenton walks past like an idiot.

What I like is how messy the whole thing feels, in a good way and sometimes bad. You jump from a handjob under the desk with one girl, to Madam Babazita doing some creepy ghost magic thing, to Desiree tempting you like a genie pornstar, then suddenly the story stops and goes “oh yeah, homework” and you’re back in class like your dick wasn’t in someone’s throat ten clicks ago. The incest angle with the Fentons is just thrown right at you, no shy build up. One moment Maddie is this serious MILF scientist, goggles and all, then a few scenes later she’s riding you with that ahegao face like she forgot she’s your mom and not some random nurse from a hentai doujin. Speaking of nurses, Nurse Kate shows up and honestly I spent way too much time replaying her stuff. The way the game leans into medical play, checking “vital signs” with her hand on your cock, that tiny animation of her glasses sliding down her nose while she strokes you, it stuck in my head longer than some full animations. I hate that her moan loop is a bit too short, it’s like one second off from being perfect, and it annoys me every single time, but I still go back to it like an idiot.

The combat is simple but it hits that stupid part of my brain that likes numbers and bars. You see Danny popping off with ghost powers, blocking projectiles, shocking enemies, and you’re not really thinking “strategy,” you’re thinking “if I clear this fast, maybe the game finally gives me that Paulina titfuck scene I saw teased on a forum.” When Princess Dorathea shows up in her dragon princess vibe, it feels like a boss from some mobile gacha, except instead of getting a new skin you’re chasing a scene where you end up fuckin her after beating her in battle, covered in ecto and sweat. Sometimes it gets weird and darker, like the possession stuff, Danny using his powers to peek, control, corrupt, or Sam and Valerie getting dragged into paranormal bullshit that ends with exhibitionism in public and everyone pretending it’s somehow normal. The game treats masturbation, toys, oral, anal, all that, like just another part of the school schedule. One day you’re doing Monster Dash crap outside, ghost chasing, next day you’ve got Jazz with her legs spread on your bed, vibrator in hand, staring at you with that “big brother, help me out” look that probably broke so many people’s morals. I was chasing 100 percent unlocks like a lunatic, checking scenes against random Google Docs, comparing saves across devices, even syncing screenshots to Dropbox like some horny archivist. And still, one little thing in the UI is mapped weird on mobile, every time I mis-tap that stupid button and open the wrong menu I want to scream, but I keep going because somewhere in there is one last unfinished route with Penelope Spectra or Ember or Valerie in full armor getting railed against a wall and my brain refuses to let that stay locked.

You know that quiet point in a long relationship where everything’s kinda fine but also kinda dead inside? That’s where this game lives. You play as Mila, this pretty normal girl who’s been with the same guy since school, and instead of breaking up or doing therapy like a sane person, her brain just starts wandering into all the filthy corners she pretended she never had. The whole thing is written like someone slowly losing their sexual filter. One scene she’s just bored on the couch, scrolling on her phone, half-watching some series on Netflix, and a couple hours later she’s in front of a mirror, panties around her ankles, trying not to moan too loud because she’s imagining her boyfriend watching her get wrecked by someone else. It escalates like that a lot. Not in a big dramatic way, more like “oh shit, this went further than I planned” over and over.

The paths are where the game really messes with your head. Loyal route is still horny as hell, it’s not some PG “good girl” option. You still get anal, toys, a lot of teasing, some proper choking and spanking, dirty talking in your ear, that kind of stuff. It just stays inside the couple and focuses on them waking up again, with Mila taking turns being bratty and then just melting when he finally grows a spine and pins her to the bed. There’s this POV blowjob scene where she keeps eye contact way too long, drool on her chin, and the voice acting has this little breathy laugh that kinda hits harder than the actual cum shot. The NTR and sharing stuff is where it gets nasty though. You get that gross hot feeling in your chest when she walks into a bar in that short dress, pretending she’s “just flirting a bit”, and suddenly there’s a dude’s hand on her ass and you can choose to pull back or… not. Watching her bend over in front of another guy, trying to look confident while she’s clearly embarrassed and turned on, is very much the vibe here. Humiliation, ahegao faces, getting called out for being a slut while she moans louder, all of that. There’s a scene with a footjob on a hotel bed while her boyfriend is on a video call, and if fucked up guilt mixed with arousal is your thing, that one stays in your head after you close the tab.

The art sits in that 2D CG plus AI-touched zone where sometimes her face looks unbelievably hot and sometimes you stare at a detail like a weird toe and can’t unsee it. Animations help a lot though, especially during anal scenes where you actually feel the rhythm and you see her clench and twitch instead of just reading about it. Sounds are hit and miss; some moans are legit good, like the kind that make you pause your Spotify because you want to hear them clear, others feel copy-pasted, but when the VA nails that mix of shame and pleasure, it’s killer. I played super pacifist in a way: always picking the less aggressive options, trying to avoid the full-on “ruin her life” choices, and the story still dragged me into some nasty corruption bits. There’s this one moment where she’s masturbating on the balcony at night, half naked, clearly visible if anyone looks up, and afterward she just goes back inside like nothing happened, fixing her hair while you know she’s soaked. That tiny detail of her wiping her fingers on the curtain annoyed me for some reason and I kept thinking about it, but I also kinda loved that they put it in. The game is basically like that curtain. A little dirty, kind of wrong, but you still keep looking.

A horny Martian crashing on Earth to flirt with half the Overwatch roster should not work this well, but it kind of does, in a trashy cocktail way. You play this very unapologetic male traveler who drops into a sci‑fi parody world that looks like someone’s Overwatch folder and Pornhub search history had a child, and that child learned sarcasm from Twitter. The tone is playful and stupid in a good way: the writing knows exactly what it is, a dating sim where you romance heroes you’ve already masturbated to, just now with more jokes and actual routes. One scene with D.Va had me pause my Spotify because I wanted to hear the little voice lines and teasing properly. She talks to you like a cocky streamer who knows she has you on a leash, then flips into surprisingly soft mode after you pick the right dialogue. It feels less like “here is sex scene number 1” and more like you bullied your way through her chat and somehow ended up in her bed. Completely unrealistic, but who cares.

What I liked most is how the game treats the girls as characters before it turns them into porn poses, even if the porn is absolutely the point. Mercy does this fake professional thing at first, like she is about to scold you for existing, and then just melts when you push the romance options hard enough. There is one moment where she is explaining something very medical and important, and the camera is slowly sliding lower, like your brain does when someone with big tits starts talking about “vital signs”. Pharah is the opposite energy, more stoic but also low key the biggest perv once you hit the right trigger, and the scene with her using a toy on you while keeping that soldier attitude was honestly my favorite, because it’s both funny and hot. Mei’s route feels a bit lighter and more comedic, with a lot of humor around her body and that big ass, like the artist really, really loves drawing her thighs almost more than the actual sex. Almost. The 2D art is messy in places, but in a good way, like horny sketchbook energy; some angles are awkward, then you get one frame of Ana giving a handjob with this tired MILF gaze and it looks like a painting you’d hide in a secret folder on your Google Drive. The mobile version feels natural too, tapping through choices one‑handed while the other hand is busy, and the pacing of oral to vaginal to toy play actually respects that rhythm. I wish one UI button was placed a bit higher, it keeps making me misclick during a climax scene with Juno, and it annoys the hell out of me every single time, but then I get distracted because Iggy shows up with this smug grin and the game throws another joke in your face. It’s dirty, kind of stupid, sometimes romantic in a clumsy way, and it looks like it was made by someone who really loves these characters, not just their boobs, even if the boobs are absolutely the main camera target.

You start out as this scrawny little dragon hatchling, naked, pissed off, and already fantasizing about ruining an entire kingdom, and honestly that part feels more honest than half the “hero” games I test. There is no fake noble bullshit here. You crawl out, you learn how to roar, and then you slowly figure out how to turn terrified villagers into fucktoys, cultists, or snacks. Sometimes all three. Half the fun is just poking at the events to see which girl snaps, which one kneels, which one secretly wanted to be railed by a monster the whole time. And yeah, it leans into that point of view hard. The writing really likes putting you in the dragon head, watching the way she shakes when you pin her down, listening to her gasping voice crack while she begs you to stop and you very clearly do not. Then she says she’s a virgin and you get that special extra line when you break her on your cock and it’s fucked up and hot and also the text box bugs out sometimes and skips a line, which drove me mad because I had to replay the same defloration scene three times just to catch one sentence. Not that I’m complaining. I am absolutely complaining.

Some scenes go full corruption route. You grab a priestess, you mind break her with repeated creampies, and a few acts later she’s breastfeeding a dragon whelp while preaching some warped religion about serving your “holy shaft”. The game doesn’t flinch at lactation, bukkake, or turning someone who hated you into this smiling, dripping slave that moans your name like a prayer. Then next scene it casually drops a futa knight with a huge cock and treats it like this is just normal Tuesday. One run I had this whole harem of twins, a fluffy-eared monster girl, a noble girl who pretends she’s all about virtue but melts the second you shove it in her ass, plus a captive hero who turned out to be a trap, tied up and used as a toy by your own minions while you watch. That voyeur angle is done nicely, by the way, except when the voice playback randomly cuts out mid moan and I’m sitting there like “hello, I wanted to hear the ahegao breathy whine, not stare at a frozen mouth.” There is actual management too, not just click sex scene and done. You juggle fear and loyalty, throw slaves into breeding pits, assign who guards your lair and who warms your bed, and if you screw it up you get raided and lose your favorite big tits milk cow because you left her on public display. The mobile version somehow survives all this without crashing, which is impressive, but the UI on small screen is a total mess; I misclicked and sent a lesbian pair I was carefully corrupting straight into a gangbang event and skipped their slow-burn route. That was like 3 in-game weeks of edging my own curiosity gone in one tap. Still, when you finally storm the capital with a squad of collared ex-heroes, a monster girl warband, a couple of trans and gay followers who worship your cock like it’s sacred, everyone dripping, everyone screaming, and you’re just slamming into some princess from behind while your cum from earlier is still leaking out of her mouth from the titfuck scene, it hits that primal “yeah, I own this world now” spot in a way most porn games only promise.