Jack thinks he’s signing up for a lazy babysitting gig. One week as a substitute teacher, some kids stuck in detention, easy paycheck, maybe a few essays to pretend to read while he checks his phone. Instead he walks into a pressure cooker full of horny, pissed-off students who all have way too much energy and absolute zero respect for authority. They test him, push him, flirt way past what any teacher should accept, and somewhere between the first “fuck you, sir” and the first time a girl “accidentally” bends over his desk, the whole thing stops feeling like detention and more like some messed up sex camp that nobody told the principal about. The classroom becomes their playground: desks scraping across the floor while someone gets pounded from behind, girls on their knees between lessons, spit and moans already soaking the place long before the actual lessons start.

The fun part is how the game leans into that power imbalance without even pretending it’s clean. You’ve got this weird setup where Jack is supposed to keep them in line, but everyone knows he’s the one getting dragged along. One moment you’re scolding a bratty student for not doing her assignment, next thing she’s on your lap, riding you slow and talking shit in your ear about how useless your rules are. There’s no shy fade out when it goes further either: wet mouths working over his cock under the desk while he tries to keep a straight face, drool and cum on chins, deep throat scenes where the camera stays right there while she gags and forces him all the way in. And yeah, the game is not afraid of messy endings. When you finally give in, there are bareback scenes where you keep thrusting and just let go inside, watching the cum spill out after, or stay buried and pump her full until she’s shaking against the chalkboard. The spanking is actually pretty satisfying too. Not just a quick slap. He puts girls over his knee, or leans them over the teacher’s desk, reddens their asses while they wiggle and pretend to complain, then fingers them until they’re soaking and begging to get fucked properly. Sometimes the punishment is more like a reward and they all know it.

What I liked most is that it never feels like you’re locked into just one girl. It builds this slow burn harem vibe, where every time you think “ok, I should probably focus on her now,” another student or an old flame wanders in, throws herself into the mix, and suddenly you’re balls-deep in someone else while the first one is licking his shaft clean between rounds. Different body types, skin tones, different attitudes too: the smart-mouthed troublemaker who calls him out but melts the second he grabs her hair, the shy one who looks like she shouldn’t even be in detention but swallows every drop without blinking, even that one girl who pretends she hates him and then spreads her legs the moment the classroom door locks. There’s a strong “teacher with too many secrets” feeling when he leaves school and ends up back with familiar faces, resolving all that twisted family drama from before. Lines blur a lot there, especially when the same guy who’s supposed to be grading tests is also sliding his cock raw into someone who calls him something way more intimate than “Mr.” while he finishes deep inside her. It all stacks up into this mess of overlapping relationships, jealousy that turns into group sex, a bunch of girls who slowly get comfortable sharing him instead of fighting over him. Sometimes the pacing stumbles and a scene feels like it ends right when you’re getting most into it, and the black video bug is annoying until you tweak that movie volume thing, but once it clicks, you’re surrounded by needy students, complicated exes, wet mouths, smacked asses and dripping cunts, and somehow Jack is still pretending he’s just the substitute.

This one feels like reading someone’s horny diary that accidentally grew a spine and turned into a game. It’s not polished, it’s not “cinematic”, and honestly half of the time it looks like something you’d find lost on an old external drive named “stuff_final2”. But that kind of raw vibe actually fits, because the whole point here is that the dev is basically exposing his own shit: real experiences, real mistakes, real kink spirals he fell into while his relationship got slowly twisted around sex, cheating, and that whole deliciously messy hotwife / cuckold mess. You start as the guy, at first just jerking off to his own fantasies, watching his girl from the safe distance of imagination, then suddenly you’re reading and watching things that feel way too specific to be fake. You’re not picking some heroic route or “good ending”, you’re picking which angle of humiliation or arousal you want to lean into. Sometimes you’re in his head when he’s masturbating to her pics, sometimes you flip and see it from her side when she’s discovering that being watched turns her on way more than she expected. I wish the save menu didn’t look like it was made in Windows 98, but whatever, that’s another story.

There’s a scene early on where he’s sitting at his desk, pretending to work, and keeps alt-tabbing between actual spreadsheets and a short video of her sucking some guy off. It reminded me uncomfortably of having Slack in the foreground and Pornhub in a tiny VLC window behind it, praying no one walks past. The game keeps doing that kind of thing: small, stupidly real details that hit harder than any slow-mo cumshot. Like how he talks about his stomach dropping when he first sees her on a grainy phone clip, kneeling for someone else, or that awkward first time he tries to watch her get fucked live and ends up half hard, half sick, still not sure if he’s turned on by the anal pounding she’s taking or the way she keeps glancing at the camera like she forgot he exists. The sex is not shy at all: full-on oral scenes, messy vaginal fucking, her getting pushed into more exhibitionist stuff, even that moment where she fingers herself in front of a window “by accident” while knowing someone in the next building can probably see. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s ugly, sometimes he just sounds pathetic, which I say with love. Also, the font on the choices looks slightly off-center and it annoyed me the entire time and I kept expecting an update to fix it and it never happened. The game lets you hop perspectives later, see snippets from her and sometimes from the other guys too, and the voyeur angle gets heavier, with you watching, rewatching, pausing on little things, rewinding that one frame where her expression changes right when he slides into her bare without asking. It’s not epic, it’s not clean, it’s just this messy loop of lust, guilt, jealousy, and porn-brain, and somehow that feels more honest than half the big-budget smut out there.

Fantasy Harem: Heroine Backdoor is basically that horny crossover brain-mash you get when you scroll too long on Gelbooru, fall asleep, and wake up thinking, “Wait, did I just see that heroine on her knees, wearing cat ears and deepthroating an orc?” The game just goes “yes, you did” and then pushes it further. You play some generic guy, but that actually works here, because the point isn’t you, it’s the parade of fantasy girls orbiting around your cock like it’s a sacred relic. You hop between scenes where one minute you’re balls-deep in an elf virgin who pretends she’s too pure for anal, and the next a monster girl is riding you so hard the screen looks like it wants a cigarette. It has that sandbox vibe where you just poke around, click shit, and suddenly your “favorite heroine” is in a cosplay maid outfit, swallowing a messy creampie after a sloppy blowjob. Half the time it feels like fanfiction written by someone who failed grammar class but understood porn on a spiritual level. Which is a compliment, somehow.

The horny creativity is actually where it shines. Instead of just “heroine but naked,” it plays with costumes and cosplay in dumb but fun ways. I had one scene where a tough warrior girl shows up in this super skimpy armor that absolutely doesn’t protect anything, starts bragging how no man has ever made her submit, and five clicks later she’s drooling on my dick and begging to get filled in both holes. The animation is not perfect, some loops look like the girl is teleporting her hips instead of moving them, but the dirty energy is there. Oral feels wet, anal looks uncomfortably tight in a good way, and those big asses actually jiggle a bit when you pound them from behind. I did get a little annoyed by how often it jumps from vaginal to creampie like it’s a speedrun category, with barely a build up. One moment you’re just thrusting, next moment he’s dumping it all inside and the scene is already wrapping up, like “ok next girl, chop chop.” Also the interracial angle is there, but it’s more “here’s a different skin tone and some fantasy race” than anything really deep or political, which is fine, but don’t expect some big take, it’s just there so you can nut to variety.

What I liked a lot is how it treats the harem thing as chaos, not romance. The girls are jealous, horny, sometimes kind of stupid, and the game doesn’t even try to pretend you’re a good guy. You’re just the dick in the middle and they orbit you like horny planets, and the story occasionally remembers to exist just so it has an excuse to throw another heroine in your lap. One monster girl scene went from “I will eat you, human” to “please fuck my ass too” in like three lines, which made me laugh more than it should. Virgin tags are used in that very porn way where she “never did it before” yet somehow takes the whole length with some light whining and then suddenly loves it. If you’re the type who pauses Pornhub just to stare at how the cum leaks out after a creampie, you’ll probably enjoy how often the camera here goes right between the thighs and just stays there while it drips. It’s messy, dumb, horny, kinda trashy, and feels like it was made by someone who lives on Pixiv and hates subtlety. Honestly, that might be the charm.

Laura feels like that girl from those old Italian coming of age movies, except here the camera actually stays in the bedroom and doesn’t politely fade to black when the clothes start coming off. She’s 26, hot in that natural way, not some anime balloon with physics from another planet. Curvy but believable. The story starts pretty harmless: small southern town, bullshit economy, a plan for a little shop and a small house, her and Mario doing the “we’re gonna make it” couple fantasy. Then little by little, you watch that fantasy get traded for quick cash and dirty favors, and somehow it’s horny and depressing at the same time. In a good way. Or maybe I’m just broken from too many early 2000s browser porn games.

Playing on phone actually fits it. Feels like reading filth on WhatsApp when you should answer work emails. It’s a simple click, read, pick choice kind of thing, but those choices sting a bit because the game doesn’t treat Laura like a bimbo puppet. She knows what she’s doing most of the time. She argues with Mario, she calls bullshit when she sees it, she still ends up with her mouth around some guy’s dick anyway because money talks louder than pride. There’s one scene where she’s in a car with this sketchy “business partner” of Mario, and it starts as small talk, nothing special, just some cheap flirting. Then the camera angle drops and she’s bent over, trying not to smear lipstick all over his cock while he holds her head. The writing isn’t “poetic” or anything, it’s blunt. You get stuff like “she feels the tip against the back of her throat and tries not to gag” and that’s it. Honest, a bit rough. Exactly the vibe.

The criminal side creeps in slow. First it’s just extra cash in an envelope, then suddenly the guys she blows have bodyguards. The sex itself is pretty straightforward: oral, classic pussy pounding, some kissing that actually feels like romance and not just a loading screen between positions. There’s this one quiet moment after a cheap hotel fuck where she’s lying on the sheets still half naked, texting Mario, acting like she was out doing errands. The game lingers a bit too long on that, and it hits weirdly hard. Like those old Flash games where you suddenly felt guilty masturbating because the story got sad for two clicks and then went right back to cumshots. Sometimes the dialogue is clunky, sometimes a scene ends too fast, sometimes her reactions feel a bit too cool for what just happened, but I kind of like that rough edge. It reminds me of the first dirty visual novels I played on Newgrounds clone sites, where nobody knew how to write women but somehow you still got hooked on their shitty little lives. Same energy here, just more focused on one wife slowly letting the world fuck her while pretending it’s still her plan.