This one starts like a bad idea you joke about in Discord and then actually click anyway. You get dropped into a room with this blonde catgirl just knocked out cold on the bed, all soft breathing and messy hair, and the game basically asks: “How far can you push it before she wakes up?” It’s not subtle. It’s not romantic. It’s pure “I probably shouldn’t like this, but here we are” energy. The whole thing feels like a horny side quest from a bigger game that never existed, where the main objective is to make her cum without tripping any invisible alarm bar. Instead of big story dumps, it’s all little interactions. You poke, you drag, you tap, you test how much you can get away with. Sometimes her body twitches a bit, a tiny moan slips out, and you just sit there like an idiot grinning at your screen.

What surprised me is how much of it feels like running pickup lines, but on a sleeping girl, which is messed up in the best way. In real life you say something cheesy like “you’re so cute I forgot my next line” and pray they don’t cringe. Here, your “pickup lines” are your fingers. You touch her thigh instead of her shoulder, or you go for panties first instead of teasing her legs, and the game either rewards you with new reactions or punishes you with that little “she almost woke up” heartbeat moment. There was one time I went straight for her boobs like a caveman, and she twitched, turned her head, and I legit pulled my hand away from the mouse like she could see me. Another run, I went super slow, just tracing around her hip and the edge of her panties, and the difference in her breathing sound actually made me feel smug, like I’d figured out some secret tech. It’s ridiculous, because under all that there’s basically the same goal every time: undress her, touch her, push her over the edge while she’s still half in dreamland. But the small stuff keeps changing it. Like, the cake thing. I thought “ok, funny prop, whatever,” but the moment you realize you can smear it on her skin and use it as an excuse to “clean” her with your hands, it turns into this weird food-play/consent-nightmare combo that somehow works. It’s the kind of kink you don’t admit to anyone, then later you’re scrolling through your phone, see a random dessert pic on Instagram and your brain just goes, “oh.”

The catgirl part is low-key what holds the whole fantasy together. She’s not some stern office lady or big tiddy knight mommy, she’s got that lazy, curled-up-pet vibe. Tail relaxed, ears doing tiny micro-movements when you touch somewhere sensitive, like her body is half aware but her brain is still stuck in a sex dream you’re hijacking. When you finally manage to peel her clothes off without waking her, there’s this short window where she’s fully exposed, breathing heavy, cheeks stained with this faint blush, and somehow that’s more intense than the actual orgasm scene. The climax is nice, don’t get me wrong, the way her body tenses and the audio spikes hits hard, but for me the real kick is everything just before, when you know she’s close, her hips start to move on their own and you’re just trying not to fuck it up by going too rough. There are tiny annoyances that drove me nuts, like that one hitbox that never seems to register right on the first try, or how sometimes the reaction feels delayed so you overcompensate and mess up the pacing. And there are moments where I wished I could whisper some filthy line in her ear, or at least see what kind of dream she’s having, but that’s never going to happen. This game lives in that quiet, guilty space where nothing is spoken and everything is done anyway. You’re not here to romance her. You’re here to test how far “just a little touch” can go before it turns into a full-body shake and a wet spot on the sheets while she still looks like an angel taking a nap.

Remember the voluptuous and fiery redhead Listy from Royal Blade? Every soul in the kingdom fantasized about her, craving to claim her body. But this time, the sly thief had a darker plan in mind.

After the fierce Royal Battle, while Listy basked in her triumph, the thief crept close with a wicked grin. He slipped a potent sleeping potion into her wine, watching her eyelids grow heavy with each sip.

As soon as Listy drifted off, the thief dragged her fragile form into his dark dungeon, shadows swallowing them whole. No one would hear her cries here; only the echoes of raw desire whispered through the stone walls.

Hungrily, he tore off her clothes, exposing her luscious, heavy breasts glistening in the dim light. Next, he slid down her black thong, unveiling the tight, pink core that pulsed with forbidden heat.

His large, throbbing cock sprang free from his trousers, hungry to plunge deep inside her inviting crevices. He ravaged her body like a beast released, pounding her in every tender hole with savage hunger.

The dungeon echoed with their desperate gasps and slaps, a symphony of raw desire and dark domination. Listy, caught between fear and fiery arousal, trembled beneath the thief’s merciless touch.

If you crave games where power, lust, and submission collide in a spicy parody of Queens Blade, this dark tale will drag you in. Will you watch Listy’s fate unfold, or take control and dive into the forbidden pleasures lurking beneath the castle?

There is a special kind of wrong that only a sleepy catgirl game can deliver, and this one leans into it with zero shame. It throws you in next to this Japanese neko babe just napping there, soft breathing, ears twitching a bit, tail kind of lazy on the sheet, and you immediately feel like the worst person on the planet for even moving your cursor. Which is exactly why it works. You are not a hero, not a boyfriend, not anything noble. You are that creep trying not to wake her while your eyes are locked on her lingerie. I actually paused my Spotify chiptune playlist and put some old PC-98 OST on loop, because the vibe is pure retro perv: tiny space, one sleeping girl, you, and the slow, guilty stripping. At first you’re just hovering around the straps of her bra, hands shaking like you’re doing a speedrun, except the “timer” is her sleep bar that feels way too short and somehow too long at the same time. It looks super simple, almost lazy, like someone made the whole thing in a weekend, then the first time she opens one eye and gives you that “what the fuck are you doing” face before the game slaps a fail screen on you, you realize it’s way more about nerves than skill. Honestly, it made me laugh and then feel weird and then get even more turned on, which is a very confusing combo.

The moment you actually pull her bra free without waking her is the best part and also kind of disappointing. Her tits are right there, cute and soft and bouncy, and the art is actually nicer than the menu deserves, but the whole game suddenly becomes way more quiet in your head. You already crossed the line, so continuing to her panties feels less like “oh no, should I?” and more like “ok, I’m already going to horny jail, might as well speedrun 100%”. There is this tiny window where your cursor is fiddling at the edge of the fabric, and she shifts in her sleep just enough that your heart jumps like you just missed a note in Cytus or something. And yeah, her pussy is shaved, smooth, drawn in that clean hentai style that somehow looks innocent and filthy at the same time. I liked that they didn’t drown the screen in text or fake story; she’s just there, asleep, breathing, sometimes making a tiny noise when you pull too fast. No moaning, no big “reward” animation, nothing “epic”. It almost feels too small, like the whole thing is one long tease they forgot to extend. But that tiny, dirty rush you get when the panties finally slide off and she still doesn’t wake up, and you’re staring at her like some sneaky bastard while the background loop hums in your headphones, is exactly the kind of scuffed, low-effort trash that stays in your head way longer than it should.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.