This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Lunch here is absolutely not the same girl you remember from the show. Forget the shy sneeze gag, she’s basically logged into her own porn universe and left the plot far behind. The whole thing feels like someone asked “what if Lunch stopped pulling guns and started pulling out toys instead” and nobody told them no. You’re not some epic hero, you’re just the lucky idiot she decided to drag into her horny little side quest. She wants to fuck, she tells you she wants to fuck, and the game never pretends it’s about anything else. There’s this funny moment at the start where she looks at you like you interrupted her lunch break, then suddenly she’s grinding on you like that was her plan all day. No build‑up, no big story arc, just “hey, you, undress me and make it nasty”. Honestly, respect.

The breast thing is ridiculous in a good way and in a “ok calm down” way. They don’t just look big, they move, bounce, and straight up jiggle like the dev had a personal grudge against gravity. You click something, they react, you thrust, they react more, and every time they slam against her chest you can’t decide if you’re aroused or just impressed by how stupidly huge they are. There’s a part where you’re ramming that dildo into her and her tits are just swinging all over the place while she moans and begs for more, and it feels like the whole scene is built just to show how far they can push the expansion without her literally tipping over. Then the game leans into it even harder: she spreads her legs, pussy glistening, dildo going in deep, and she stares right at you with that “you’re not done yet, idiot” face. The creampie finish isn’t some shy fadeout either. You pump her full, she squeezes around you like her whole body is trying to milk every drop, and the camera just stays there, watching it leak out while her chest keeps twitching and bouncing like her orgasms don’t know when to stop. And somewhere in the back there’s this flying tree frog reference that shows up like a fever dream, like the dev was watching the wrong anime and just rolled with it. It makes zero sense, but by that point you’re already knuckle‑deep in her and not really complaining. Actually, I am complaining about her socks; they annoy me for some reason and it’s never explained, but whatever, no one cares except me. The whole thing feels dirty, stupid, horny and strangely honest about it, like a drunk fantasy that accidentally clicked “publish” instead of “save draft”.

This thing feels like someone grabbed your old Bleach folders from high school, spilled horny brain all over them, and forgot to clean it up. In a good way. Mostly. It throws you straight into a POV setup where you’re not swinging a sword, you’re poking at bodies. Literally. Matsumoto, Orihime, Yoruichi and this original girl Hannemu are all basically lined up as “boss fights”, except your weapon is the mouse and your goal is to break their composure instead of their HP. Once I realized the “battle” is really just you hunting for spots on their bodies that make the bar climb, it kinda clicked. It’s like a scuffed rhythm game for perverts where the beat is boobs and thighs instead of music. You poke, you drag, you misclick a hundred times on the wrong place, and then suddenly you hit something and her face changes and you go “oh, so that’s where you like it”. I lost more time on Yoruichi’s smug grin than I wanna admit.

The click reactions are the real hook here. Orihime flinches and blushes when you hit certain parts, Matsumoto goes from teasing to “okay this is serious now” with these slow changes in her expression that made me pause and just stare for a bit. There was this moment with Rangiku where I kept poking around her chest and nothing really big was happening, then I nudged a tiny spot slightly higher, and her eyes half closed, mouth opened just that little bit, and the bar jumped. Felt like discovering a cheat code. Yoruichi is exactly the kind of cocky catwoman you expect, except when you finally find her real weak point she drops the tough act so fast it almost feels unfair. I kept thinking “yeah sure, you’re a badass fighter” while her legs are shaking because I figured out that one cursed pixel on her inner thigh. Hannemu is a bit weird, in a good way, like the dev’s personal OC sneaked into a Bleach fan disc and refused to leave. She’s got this mix of shy and aggressive when you push her too far that made her scenes feel more intense than I expected. I kinda hated her at first and then suddenly she was my favorite, which is annoying because I didn’t plan that.

The gallery unlocks after you chase all the endings, and it’s exactly what you think: all the “you finally drove her over the edge” payoffs in a neat menu so you can stop pretending you’re still experimenting with weak spots and just, you know, enjoy. Some runs feel a bit like trial and error hell, especially if you’re the type who clicks like a maniac and doesn’t pay attention to the girls’ faces or little body twitches. The game sort of expects you to read them, not just spam-click boobs like a caveman. I still spam-clicked, I’m not a saint. Had that stupid moment where I was stuck on Orihime, bar almost full, nothing working, thought the game bugged out, went to check Twitter on my phone, came back, grazed her hip by accident and she just broke right there. Felt like the game was laughing at me. There’s something brutally simple about the whole thing, like a cheap browser toy, but the way they nail the little animations and that “am I going too far or not far enough?” feeling scratches a very specific itch. Especially if you ever had a thing for Yoruichi stepping on you in your head and now you’re the one making her squirm.

I didn’t even mean to load this game at first, thought it was another silly parody clicker, but then - bam - it drops you right into this weird revenge fantasy that’s half comedy, half pure filth. You’re supposed to be the poor kid who used to get bullied by Katsuki, but honestly I kept forgetting that part because the second his mom shows up everything goes fuzzy-brained. She’s drawn like she could break you just by leaning forward a little too fast. The way she talks - it’s not even words sometimes, more like a low hum wrapped around every line. You know those moments where the text box pops up and you think “yeah okay, here comes the corny dialogue”? Not here. It’s sloppy in a good way, almost like whoever wrote it was too horny to finish proper sentences.

There’s this part where she opens the door, and you can actually feel your mouse hand twitch like it knows what’s coming. The rhythm of the scenes is offbeat; sometimes it cuts just when you expect the climax, other times it lingers on her breathing so long it gets awkward. I got weirdly obsessed with the background noises - why is there a ticking clock in one room and not the other? Also, why does her laugh sound both sweet and mocking, like she knows exactly what buttons she’s pressing? At one point the perspective switches mid-action and I swear my screen froze for a second, but then it continued and somehow that tiny glitch made everything hotter. Maybe it’s the imperfection; maybe my brain’s just fried.

Anyway, yeah, it’s basically a revenge story but all the vengeance melts away once she starts taking control. You kinda forget you were supposed to “win.” The animations aren’t polished, the transitions skip, but it doesn’t matter because every movement feels heavy, slow, like tension pulling inside your chest. And when it ends - you don’t even realize it ended, you just sit there, cursor still hovering over her lips, wondering if you should click again or leave it open like some guilty shrine.