Hentai Hustle feels like someone mashed a horny Discord server together with Genshin fanart boards and then actually bothered to string some cutscenes around it. You drop in as this very standard dude, but the camera treats you like a walking cock with a personality attached. It’s all POV, all the time, so when Raiden leans in with that serious “I will end you” stare while her tits gently bounce in frame, it’s weirdly funny and hot at the same time. The scenes are built like short anime episodes that forgot to put pants on anyone. One moment you’re clicking through some goofy banter, next moment Yae Miko has you pinned verbally, smirking like she’s already planning how many times she’ll make you cum before she lets you breathe again. The animation has this AI-polished look that sometimes slips, like hands are a bit off or a leg bends in a way that makes you go “hm?”, but in a horny context your brain just shrugs and focuses on the way her tongue is sliding over your shaft. Honestly, the ahegao shots hit harder because they’re not perfect; the eyes go just a bit too wide, the drool is too shiny, it feels like raw fan art that accidentally became a game.

The game loves teasing you more than it loves fucking you, and that actually makes the payoffs nicer. There’s this moment with Yelan where she keeps her heels on your chest while jerking you off lazily, talking about “testing your endurance” like it’s some official mission. You can either act all obedient or try to push back, and the next cutscene changes just enough that you feel like your click mattered. I ended up in this route where she grinds her big ass onto your face, still half dressed in her Genshin-style outfit, and when she finally sits fully, the frame almost clips through her cheeks. It looks a bit scuffed, I laughed, then she started moaning in that half-choked way and suddenly I didn’t care about clipping anymore. Same with Hu Tao: at one point she’s being a chaotic gremlin, joking about “burying your soul” or something, and two dialogues later she’s bouncing on your cock in full cosplay while sticking her tongue out and crossing her eyes like the most cursed ahegao meme from 2018. I kinda wished they animated more subtle facial moves too, like small smirks during oral, but the game clearly prefers going from 0 to cock-deep anal in five lines of text. The point and click flow is simple, but the timing of choices does matter for how fast you get to creampies or whether you’re stuck grinding through more dirty talk. There’s a Raiden scene where you either agree to let her “discipline” you or try to top her, and if you choose wrong she just steps on your chest, presses her toes against your lips and makes you lick between them while she strokes you with the other foot. I played that part three times on purpose. And for some reason the game loves titfucks more than is reasonable; every second girl is pushing big soft boobs around your dick like it’s a handshake, but I’m not actually complaining, only thing that bothered me is one tiny sound loop in a blowjob scene that clicks wrong every four seconds and now I can’t unhear it.

Takashi Kyoshi is the kind of "hero" who looks like he got lost on the way to class and somehow woke up between titans and horny goddesses. The goddess tells him he has to save the world, sure, very dramatic, but the way she looks at him makes it clear the real disaster is his pants staying on too long. This version of that familiar wall-surrounded world is twisted in a nice, dirty way: titans are still a threat, but every time you expect a tragic anime speech, the story just swerves into something lewd, silly, or both. One moment you’re listening to a serious explanation of how the multiverse works, next moment you’re watching Mikasa pin him to the ground, blades tossed aside, scarf still on, quietly demanding something that has nothing to do with military strategy. The game leans hard into that fantasy where all the iconic girls from this universe see Takashi as a mix of toy, weapon, and weird good-luck charm. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t want to be subtle. It just throws him into scenes where the world is on the brink, walls are threatened, and somehow everyone still has time to fuck.

What surprised me is how the humor never really steps away. Even during sex, there’s that teasing energy, like the story is winking at you. Mikasa is still the stoic perfectionist, but here she’s obsessed with "protecting" Takashi in a very hands-on way. She scolds him for being reckless with titans, then two lines later she’s ordering him to shut up and put his tongue to better use. There is a moment where she adjusts her scarf just before going down on him, like it’s some ritual, and for some reason that tiny detail stuck in my brain more than any cumshot. The tone jumps all over: one scene will play almost like a straight parody of Attack on Titan, full of exaggerated drama and serious talk about the fate of humanity, and then suddenly the camera is in way too close, thighs are on your face, and Takashi is complaining that maybe this isn't what the goddess meant by "power up". The fantasy bits go wild sometimes, with the multiverse excuse letting the dev toss logic out of the window whenever it gets in the way of another dirty situation. Some transitions between scenes are awkward as hell, like the game just shrugged and teleported everyone to a bedroom, and I kind of hate it, but also I laughed and clicked anyway. The only thing that actually annoyed me is one stupid line where Takashi makes a joke about "giant boobs vs giant titans" that lands so flat it almost killed my erection, and the game never really recovers that exact moment, it just keeps going like it did nothing wrong. Still, when Mikasa climbs on top of him after a "training session" and mutters that she’ll make sure he never forgets his duty to her body or the walls, everything else sort of fades out, including my will to complain about anything.

Vault’s falling apart, gene pool is trash, everyone’s a bit fucked in the head and somehow you’re the only guy who still gets hard like clockwork. That’s pretty much the vibe here and honestly I liked it way more than I expected. It feels like some horny version of crawling out of a bunker with a clipboard in one hand and your dick as the main quest item. You wake up in this half-dead shelter where the population chart looks like a flatline, Overseer throws responsibility at you, then the story just shrugs and goes “ok then, start breeding or we’re done.” No fake hero speech, just “fuck or extinction.” Very relatable mood. The tone is weirdly casual about stuff that’s actually dark as hell. Kinda funny, kinda wrong, which is exactly my thing.

All the girls look like wasteland didn’t touch the boobs at all, just everything else. Big tits, tight bodies, some scars, some crazy eyes, like the apocalypse left only the porn parts working at 100%. Half of them want to use you, half of them end up getting owned, and sometimes both in the same scene. You go on these runs outside, pick up supplies, run into raiders or sad ruins, and somewhere between violence and bad jokes there’s you stuffing some poor bastard into chains or negotiating with your cock. The slave angle hits hard here, not soft “romantic corruption” bullshit. You get situations where you collar someone after beating the shit out of the gang they ran with, then you see her sucking you off in your vault a bit later like this is just daily work. No sugarcoating, just “you belong here now, on your knees.” It’s rough, oral feels hungry, anal scenes don’t treat asses as something to protect, more like extra storage slot. On a good day you’re organizing vault rooms, on a bad day you’re choosing if the new toy sleeps in a bed or on cold floor and then fucking her like the answer doesn’t matter anyway. And the parody stuff hits nice too, just enough Fallout references to laugh without turning the whole thing into a meme toilet.

What surprised me most is how often the game lets you be an asshole without slapping your hand. You can dominate hard, push them down, fuck them stupid, and the world just keeps rolling like that’s normal. And somehow the same story occasionally tries to pretend it has some kind of “moral choice” system and then instantly rewards the cruel path with a nastier scene which, of course, I clicked. The fights are basic but they actually matter because losing sometimes means your own people get used like meat and it stings in the right way. I kept thinking “ok, this is too much” and then clicked the filthiest dialog option again because self control is clearly not my highest stat. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me: the font in some menus looks like it came from a high school project and every time I open that screen I hate it, then totally forget it the moment somebody is gagging on my cock. I wish the vault management was a bit more insane, like more punishments tied to resources, but honestly if they touch it too much they’ll probably ruin whatever strange balance it already has. The pacing jumps from soft talk in the vault to bullets and broken bones outside faster than my VPN drops connection. It shouldn’t work. It does. The game treats repopulating humanity like one long, dirty joke at the end of the world, and I kept laughing while I was jerking off, which feels exactly correct for this mess.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

Nothing about this game makes sense on paper and that is exactly why it works. You start as this useless guy, basically human trash with zero stats, no money, no charm, nothing, and somehow the fate of the whole universe drops in his lap while he is busy doing absolutely fuck all. One second you are in a boring modern apartment checking your phone like some Twitter addict, next you are arguing with a smug medieval princess who looks like she walked out of a hentai convention with armor that covers everything except the important parts. Then suddenly you are in a filthy cyberpunk alley where an android milf with ridiculous tits is explaining that an insane AI wants to delete reality, but first she wants your dick in her mouth. The tone is wild. The story moves from dumb dick jokes to legit emotional moments in about three clicks and then swings back when some monster girl with slime dripping from her thighs asks if she can keep you as her pet and put a collar on you. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap then Netflix” and two hours later I was comparing brothel income spreadsheets and trying to min max which girl gives the best anal scene after training her obedience. It felt more like I was running a cursed OnlyFans agency inside a time travel RPG, except nobody is paying taxes and everyone is way too horny.

The brothel stuff caught me hard. You start with basically nothing, a shitty room and a girl who is half broken, half brat, and you have to train her, negotiate her limits, then push them anyway because the game keeps dangling better scenes behind little stat gates. First she only does handjobs and teasing, then you unlock oral and titfucks where she is moaning with that over the top ahegao face, drool everywhere, working your cock like it owes her rent. Later she is on stage in front of a room full of clients, getting pounded from behind while she gives a footjob to some noble and still trying to keep her “princess” vibe. It sounds like too much but weirdly the writing gives each girl a personality. Some of them corrupt slowly, like that shy virgin mage who starts out blushing if you even mention sex, then after a dungeon run where a tentacly monster almost breaks her, she starts begging you to “train” her so she never feels helpless again. Next time you see her she is on your bed, legs open, telling you to fill her raw because she wants to feel your creampie drip down her thighs while she studies magic. Another one goes the opposite way; she starts as a total femdom bitch, heels on your chest, calling you her toy, making you lick her feet while she edges you, but after a certain quest she lets her guard down and suddenly the same woman is sitting on your lap in the spaceship bar, quietly asking if you would still want her if she lost her perfect body. That hit me in a weird place. I mean, she still rode me reverse cowgirl in the next scene and used mind control to force me to stay hard, so yeah, priorities.

The time hopping is a mess but a fun mess. One day you are crawling through a medieval dungeon with torches, fighting slime girls and demon milfs, with your party half naked because their armor “broke”, and the next you are in a neon city, managing a lineup of prostitutes from different eras like some cursed harem Tinder. There is this moment where you are running a little event night in the brothel and you can assign who does what. I sent the thick ass knight to do public exhibitionism because I wanted her to suffer, and she ended up on a balcony, tits out, armor hanging off, getting rammed by a dark elf in front of a cheering crowd. She tried so hard to keep her serious knight face but by the time the elf shot a load deep inside her ass, she was moaning like an animal and drooling on the railing. Then I had my future rebel girl handle the VIP room, which turned into a wild interracial threesome, her bouncing on top of some rich old dude while she jerks you off with one hand and sucks his cock in between kisses, all while ranting about the revolution. Meanwhile, some tiny detail kept annoying me the whole time: the phone UI in the modern era looks a bit off, like an Android app that got half translated, and my brain just could not let it go. I was rearranging dates with monster girls, scheduling dungeon crawls, checking money flow for the brothel and still thinking “why is this icon so ugly.” But then a milf teacher bent over the desk asking me if I want a private after-class lesson, closing the door, pulling my head between her huge tits while she guides my cock slowly into her wet pussy, and I forgot everything including my own name. The game keeps bouncing between being a horny sandbox where you jerk off to footjobs and anal creampies, and an actual adventure where your choices screw up the timeline and change who remembers what. One timeline, a girl looks at you like a stranger during a date, next one she is straddling you in the back of a dungeon campfire scene, riding you raw, whispering that she chose your cock over destiny. I opened a dating sim and ended up weirdly thinking about my own shitty Tinder dates where nobody even pays the bill. Reality seriously needs more brothel management and less small talk.

This thing is basically “what if Han Solo was a shameless asshole who only hunts evil MILFs and monster chicks” and then somebody actually made a horny game out of it. Story is simple as hell on paper: you’re a space bounty hunter, chasing down dangerous women across weird planets and stations, getting paid, getting laid, occasionally getting your face sat on by something with horns and glowing eyes. It sounds stupid, and it kind of is, but in that late-night Pornhub-on-a-second-monitor while you half scroll Twitter way. The tone jumps from trashy space opera to straight-up porn setup in about two clicks. One minute you’re arguing with some high elf crime boss about a smuggling route, next scene she’s on her knees in some neon-lit cargo bay, ears twitching while you make her “apologize” with her mouth.

What I like is that the game doesn’t pretend the protagonist is some deep, tortured soul. He’s a walking cock with a blaster who talks too much. Total male-dom vibe, but not in the fake nice way. You’re in control most of the time: pushing a milf officer up against a window, deciding if you finish inside her to “send a message” or pull out just to piss her off; pinning a four-armed alien girl on the lab table while the AI in the room casually throws one-liners in the background. And yeah, there’s an actual AI in the ship that generates different CG variations as you go, which weirdly fits the sci-fi thing instead of feeling like some cheap filter. Faces change from smug to totally wrecked, little details like smeared lipstick after a rushed blowjob in a maintenance shaft, the wet shine when you finally creampie that smug space witch who spent three scenes mocking you. It’s all kinda messy in a good way. The comedy hits and misses though. Some of the “haha, you fucked the monster girl” jokes feel like they were written on Discord in five minutes, and there’s one line about “galactic tax forms” I still hate for no real reason. I keep thinking about it and it annoys me every single time I replay that path, but I never skip it either.

The fantasy and sci-fi blend is where it gets weirdly fun. One bounty has you tracking a milf sorceress who somehow lives on a high-tech station but still uses magic runes, like someone threw Skyrim and Mass Effect in one blender and forgot to put the lid on. You chase her through dark corridors, she keeps teleporting away, and when you finally corner her in some ritual chamber, she tries to curse you with this glowing circle on the floor. You just step in, walk through it like “nope,” and grab her by the throat. That moment where the game lets you choose between making her stroke you off slowly with magic restraints or going straight for raw vaginal sex while the runes flicker out, that’s peak “this is so dumb, I love it.” Same thing with the monster girls. There’s a spider-type milf that freaked me out at first, but then the CG zooms in on her human half while she’s riding you, webs everywhere, and suddenly it’s hot in this “I shouldn’t like this” way. And of course, the game will casually throw in the main guy masturbating in the cockpit while listening to intercepted calls from a target, like that’s just a normal way to prep for a job. It kind of is here. If you’re expecting some safe, soft moaning background porn, nah. This is dirty talking, spit, oral scenes where you can practically feel her gag on you, and then a creampie to seal the deal while your AI complains about having to clean the ship again. There’s a small thing where the text font in one dialogue box is slightly thinner than the others and it bugs me more than any bug should, but yeah, that’s just part of the whole “slightly scuffed but horny as hell” charm this game has.

Chicago in this game feels dirty in a good way. Not just “oh look, old cars and hats”, but the kind of dirty where you can almost smell cheap whiskey and sex sweat behind a club’s red curtain. You start as this young guy trying to crawl into the local mafia mess, and the story keeps asking you who you really want to be. A smooth talker that smiles while putting a bullet in someone’s back, or a straight up psycho that lets his cock and his gun make the decisions. Half the time I was clicking thinking “ok, this choice is just flavor”, and then suddenly a character hates you forever or opens her legs for you in a later scene because of one thing you said three scenes before. It feels like the game remembers that time you chose to keep your dick in your pants when you could have forced yourself on a drunk hostess, and later she’s the one on her knees, voluntarily, sucking you off in the back room while the band is playing upstairs and her husband is literally guarding the door for you like an idiot.

The older women here are the real treasure. There is a married milf running one of the speakeasies who acts all classy, pearls and perfect hair, but if you play your choices right, you can drag her into her tiny office, sit in her chair like you own the place, and make her kneel between your legs. The animation where she hesitates for half a second, then opens her mouth and you just push her head down, that one got me. She gags on your cock, mascara a bit messy, and you can decide if you treat her like a secret lover or like a convenient whore. It is not some soft romantic blowjob either. Teeth almost scraping, drool on your balls, your hand in her hair while you talk calmly about business with her gangster husband outside the door, planning a robbery. And the game actually lets you be a cold bastard and then go home and jerk off thinking about it, or feel a bit guilty and try to protect her from the mess you pulled her into. There is one path where she calls you in the middle of a big crime deal, crying that her kid might have seen something, and you have to choose between handling the cops or handling your horny conscience. Funny thing, I wanted to be the big bad mobster, but I still found myself sitting there, dick in hand, actually thinking about consequences like some moral philosopher with cum on his fingers.

What surprised me is how often masturbation itself is part of the story instead of just a “you failed, go jerk off alone” scene. Your protagonist can end up back in his shitty room, covered in street dust, replaying the way a club singer licked her lips around her cigarette, and you get this little animated loop of him stroking his cock while the city noises drift in from the window. Or he sneaks into the office early and finds a hidden photo of the boss’s wife, legs half open, and you can choose to jerk off right there on the wood desk, risk getting caught, or keep it in your pocket as blackmail. Maybe I am weird, but that felt more real than some of the actual sex. Also, the crime stuff is not just background. One wrong choice, you blow a deal with the mafia, and suddenly that milf that used to suck you off is pretending she doesn’t know you while you sit in the bar alone, horny and kind of humiliated. The game is horny but also a bit cruel like that. I liked it. I hated it. I kept clicking.

Debt choking your neck, grades slipping, libido doing push ups in the background, and then this smug little succubus just strolls in like she owns the place and says, “Wanna get paid to fuck and fight monster girls?” That’s more or less the starting vibe, and the game never really walks that back. It’s all in text and CGs, no flashy animations, just your imagination filling the gaps while the girls moan in the log window and you try not to lose a turn by clicking the wrong move like an idiot. The “combat” is horny chess with extra lube: every action is some mix of tease, grab, strip, grind, and if you misread her mood she’ll flip you, ride your face, and drain your stamina while you’re still thinking “I probably should have guarded my dick that turn.”

What caught me first is how the fights aren’t just “hit HP until bar empty”. You’re watching arousal go up on both sides, deciding if you yank her panties now or spend a turn groping her tits to stack some debuff, or suck her off if she has a thick futa cock throbbing right there and you know the game will reward you with some nasty little text about her grabbing your hair and ramming your throat full. I liked when a shy-looking lamia girl coiled around the protagonist, and I tried to brute-force it with straight vaginal thrusts; she just squeezed tighter, milked him with her tail, and made him cum first like a dumb schoolboy. Next attempt I went slower: light kissing, finger her, little bit of anal play when she started to lose control. Completely different text chain, different reactions, she’s begging, hissing, calling him “master” and then pretending she didn’t. Feels less like “fight” and more like you’re reading a horny choose-your-own-mistake story with turn based rules pretending to be serious.

Outside the fights, it pretends to be a normal student life game: classes, jobs, tiny management bits, stats to grind. But you’re not here to study economics. You’re min-maxing charm so the proud dragon girl actually blushes when you grope her ass in public, or pushing endurance so you can take her on in a full anal sex round without collapsing after she rides you raw. Some worlds feel like weird dating sims where you listen to a slime girl’s worries and then next scene you’re balls deep in her, the text going on and on about how warm and sticky she is around your cock, almost too much, to the point you start wondering if your browser will start sweating. There’s something slightly broken in how the succubus keeps saying “it’s just a game, enjoy” while the narrative drops little lines about your life energy, like your orgasm count is a hidden timer she’s not fully honest about. I wish the UI didn’t hide some useful info three clicks deep, and one time the text reused a line so badly it pulled me right out of the moment… but then the demon futa pinned the protagonist, pushed her cock between his cheeks, and growled into his ear before slamming in, and I forgot I was annoyed. That’s kind of how it goes here: clumsy in spots, explicit as fuck, strangely tender in others, like a horny fever dream that accidentally learned how to do strategy.

You wake up in the car like some discount office worker from a Netflix show nobody finished, and your phone just says “Business meeting with Furina.” Cool. Normal. Totally not terrifying that your brain feels like cotton and you have zero idea how you even parked here. The game does not care about your confusion at all, it just throws you into this awkward, horny fever dream where your boss is way too hot, way too smug, and probably way too into playing with you like a cat with a mouse. And you are the mouse. A very obedient, very hard mouse. The whole thing feels like the world came to *her* instead of the usual “guy goes to fantasy world” stuff. Office isekai but reversed. You are in your own boring place, but she feels like she just walked out of some broken AI fantasy generator with perfect hair, perfect voice, and zero HR regulations.

The vibe is funny and horny at the same time, which is honestly kinda rude. One moment you’re sitting in the car staring at your phone, anxious as hell, thinking “why am I shaking for a regular meeting,” and the next you are having this weird, sarcastic banter with Furina where she talks like she already read your search history. Game throws jokes at you that land like Twitter shitposts. Some of the dialogue feels like the dev told ChatGPT to be horny and then actually edited it, which is rare. You pick some choice, think “ok, I’m gonna keep it professional,” and boom, she leans in, drops her voice, and suddenly you forget what Excel is. The teasing is the best part. She talks like she knows you will fold, then proves it. There is one scene where she leans over the desk, your view basically full of her, and she starts asking about numbers and quarterly something, and I swear I did not read a single word, I was just staring, thinking “yeah, this is realistic, this is exactly why people get fired.” That whole slow slide from formal meeting into “open your mouth” is smooth and fucked up in a good way.

The actual lewd stuff hits pretty hard. When she drops the boss act and switches into that cold, “kneel and listen” voice, that’s where the game suddenly stops being just a meme and goes full horny brainrot. Her doing oral on you is less “romantic porn” and more “I’m in control, you just sit there and struggle to breathe.” The camera focuses on the little things, like her hand on your thigh, her eyes looking up at you, that moment where she pulls back just a little too early and laughs at the frustration she caused. It feels more personal than it has any right to be for a parody comic-looking game that doesn’t even pretend to be serious. And the best part is that it doesn’t drag on with fake choices; it lets you click just enough to feel like you are participating, but not enough to break the flow. It is basically like watching a really horny, interactive Telegram webtoon where you sometimes poke a button to decide how badly you want to embarrass yourself. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap material, whatever,” and ended up actually reading half the dialogue and laughing like an idiot, then forgetting the joke mid-scene because, yeah, her lips around your cock do kinda ruin your reading comprehension.