The first time I saw the succubus again I actually laughed out loud. Not because it was funny but because after everything, after all the gangbangs and the body horror of being transformed, she just shows up like "hey, missed me?" and my character, this poor confused soul who's been passed around more times than a blunt at a house party, just goes with it. The writing has this weird charm where nobody questions anything. You just get railed by a group of demons and then it's Tuesday.

The facial animations are... a choice. Sometimes the cum lands where it should and sometimes it's floating three inches off the cheek like a ghost. I spent way too long staring at one scene where the physics just gave up entirely. But honestly? That jank makes it better. When the succubus pulls out her massive cock, and yes it's massive like comically so, the whole thing feels like someone's fever dream rendered in 3D. The anal scenes are surprisingly detailed though. Whoever modeled those got really into it. The creampie effects are actually pretty good, which is a weird sentence to type but here we are.

The gangbang sequences get repetitive fast. Same positions, same rhythm, same grunting sounds that loop in a way that'll drive you nuts. But then the futa stuff kicks in and suddenly you're watching your character get double penetrated by demon girls and you forget about the jank for a minute. The oral scenes have this weird tongue physics that I can't decide is intentional or broken. Probably broken. Definitely broken. But it works in that "so bad it's good" way that old flash games used to have. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who really, really wanted to see specific things happen and didn't care if the textures clipped through each other. Respect honestly.

The whole thing feels like someone animated a fantasy they had during detention. You got this teacher, glasses and all, and her student, and they just go at it. No setup, no story, just straight to the blowjob. The camera lingers on her face while she works, those glasses slipping down her nose. It's the kind of detail that tells you exactly what audience this is for.

The animation is rough. Not in a charming way, more like the models move like action figures with limited joints. But the sound design, man. The wet noises are way too loud, like someone recorded themselves eating soup and slapped it over the scene. I kept thinking about that while watching the titjob part. Her chest physics are all wrong, bouncing like water balloons in zero gravity. Then it cuts to anal and I'm just sitting there wondering why the student's expression never changes. Dead eyes the whole time.

There's a moment where she takes off her glasses and I thought, okay, here we go, some character development. Nope. She puts them back on two seconds later. I don't know why that bothered me so much. Maybe because the whole thing is so mechanical that even a tiny human gesture feels like a tease. The oral scenes are the longest, which makes sense given the tags, but the pacing is weird. It's like the animator got bored halfway through and just looped the same three seconds.

I wish the student had any personality. He's just a prop with a dick. The teacher does all the work, which I guess is the point, but even she seems checked out. Her moans sound like she's reading from a script. Still, for what it is, it gets the job done. If you're into the teacher fantasy and don't mind the jank, you'll find something here. Just don't expect to remember it after you close the tab.

The cum physics in this one. Qwert, the guy credited just for that, he really went off. It's not just a texture, it's a whole event. Thick ropes that actually pool and drip with their own weird gravity, and I spent way too long just rotating the camera to watch it slide down Ahri's tail. The tails. There are nine of them, obviously, and they don't just sit there. They writhe, they wrap, they have a mind of their own. The animation from Moneyshot is jerky in a way that loops are always jerky, a little snap at the reset point that pulls you out, but the sound design is what gets me. Wet, squelching, almost too loud. It's the kind of audio that makes you panic and fumble for your volume knob even though you live alone.

The setup is pure League fanfic. You're some doomed disciple climbing temple steps, and the fear is actually a nice touch in the text crawl before everything goes sideways. But nobody is here for the lore. Ahri, performed by Rollu, has this dead eyed stare that's supposed to be seductive but honestly reminded me of a doll I saw in a flea market once. A beautiful doll, sure, the modeling by LTR and Primer is top notch, but something behind the eyes is just... off. It's the uncanny valley of a blowjob. Her mouth moves, the tongue flicks, but the expression never changes. It's a mask.

The environment by LTR and Stonemason is this moody, Jade Empire style temple, and the music by Jack Wall is genuinely good, which is a weird thing to say about a game where the main event is a nine tailed fox spirit gagging on your spectral cock. I wish there was a way to just toggle the music off without killing the wet sounds. You can't. It's all one audio track. That's the kind of thing that sticks with you. Not the fantasy, but the little missing button that should have been there.

The whole thing feels like a spreadsheet with tits, which is maybe the point. You got this blonde, Lena or whatever, and you push her through scenes, upgrade her skills, watch numbers go up. The pickup line mechanic is stupid fun though. You get these dialogue options before a shoot, like you're speed dating but the goal is to get her to do anal on camera. Half the lines are so bad they'd get you slapped in a real bar, but here they work if your charisma stat is high enough. I kept picking the sleaziest ones just to see the reactions. She rolled her eyes once and still did the scene, so realism isn't exactly the priority.

The manager sim part is grindy as hell. Click this, wait for energy, click that. But then you unlock a lesbian scene with the other blonde and suddenly you forget the boring UI. Big tits everywhere, physics that don't make sense but who cares. The 3D models look like they were made by someone who learned Blender from a YouTube tutorial in 2016, but the animations during sex are decent enough. Not that I was paying attention to the faces.

Wish there was more variety in the quests. It's always "do three photoshoots, then a blowjob scene, then repeat." The RPG elements are shallow, like the skill tree has maybe four branches and one of them is literally just "bigger cumshots." I don't know why I expected depth from a game called Rise of the Pornstar. The blonde gets famous, you get money, you buy her a boob job, repeat. It's fine. Not great, not terrible. Just fine.

One thing that bugged me, the camera angles during the simulator parts are fixed. You can't rotate, can't zoom, nothing. For a porn game that's a weird choice. Anyway, the sound effects are stock as hell. Same wet noise every time.

The lighting in this thing is absolutely cursed and I can't stop thinking about it. Eralin and Meralin are going at it on what's supposed to be a public street but the shadows are doing this weird flat thing where everything looks like a bad greenscreen from 2007. It's not even the fun kind of jank, it's the kind where you tilt your head and wonder if the dev just discovered the default sun lamp in Blender and called it a day. The textures on the cobblestones are stretched to hell too, like someone pulled a low-res JPEG over a cube and prayed. But here's the thing, the cocks are rendered with this bizarre, almost loving attention. The veins, the slight curve, the way the light catches the head during the blowjob sequence. It's like the artist spent 90% of their budget on dicks and the remaining 10% on everything else. Priorities, I guess.

The audio is a whole other disaster. The kissing sounds are so wet and amplified it's like someone slapping a bowl of mac and cheese. It loops every three seconds. You'll hear the same exact slurp, a tiny pause, then the slurp again. It drills into your skull. The futanari sisters are supposed to be these gorgeous, hung shemales but their facial expressions during the deepthroat are frozen in this one specific grimace that reads more "stepped on a Lego" than "erotic bliss." The cumshot animation is a single, thick rope that appears with zero physics, just a white cylinder that spawns and hangs in the air for a beat too long before clipping through a chin. I laughed out loud, which I don't think was the goal.

And yet. The sheer audacity of the setup, two massive-cocked sisters just deciding the middle of the road is the spot, has this trashy charm. The camera angles during the pussy fucking are genuinely creative, swinging low and getting right up in there with a fisheye effect that makes the big tits look absolutely colossal. It's a mess. A horny, unpolished mess where the cumshot lands with the grace of a glitched Skyrim giant. I wish the facial animations had even a tenth of the detail they put into the jiggle physics on those balls. They bounce with a dedication that's almost admirable. Almost.

The whole thing feels like someone ripped a scene straight out of a bootleg GTA V mod and said yeah, that’s a game now. You’re on a bus, right, and there’s this driver chick in a tight uniform who’s apparently very open to suggestions. The graphics have that janky 3d look where the textures are a bit too shiny, like everyone’s coated in a thin layer of oil. It’s not polished at all, but honestly that’s part of the charm, like finding a weird VHS tape that’s all static and sudden close ups.

You just click or wiggle your mouse to fill up a bar. That’s the whole mechanic. Fill the bar, get a new scene. It’s so brainless I started thinking about the bus route itself. Where are they even going? Is this a city bus or one of those long haul coaches? The background outside the windows never changes, just a blur, so maybe they’re in some kind of horny pocket dimension. The progression goes from a sly look to a handjob, then a blowjob, and finally a messy cumshot that looks like someone spilled a melted vanilla milkshake on her uniform. The sound design is what you’d expect, wet noises that are a bit too loud, like someone eating soup directly into a microphone.

I got stuck for a second on the third scene because the hitbox for the click felt off. Had to wiggle the mouse like I was trying to clean a dirty laser lens. A DLC where you can actually drive the bus would be insane. Imagine trying to shift gears while she’s going down on you, crashing into a fire hydrant. The game doesn’t need it but my brain went there. It’s a quick, messy loop that doesn’t pretend to be anything else, just a dirty little sequence with a uniform fetish front and center. The driver never says a word, just keeps her hands on the wheel mostly, which is a weirdly dedicated detail for something so unpolished.

The tutorial for this one basically says don't be a creep, which is funny considering what you end up doing with that red bikini. It's a POV thing where you're just... there on a towel, right next to this brunette who's got that bored vacation look. The sun's doing that thing where it makes her skin all glowy, and her swimsuit looks painted on. I spent a good minute just rotating the camera angles, because the 3D model has this weight to it, the way her hips press into the sand when she shifts. The sound of the waves is weirdly loud, almost like it's inside your head.

The whole seduce mechanic is basically a hidden meter you can't see. You touch her shoulder and watch for micro-reactions. Is she leaning in or did she just flinch? That's the game. I messed up the first few tries by going straight for the strings on those bikini bottoms. She shut down completely, face went blank. Classic. So I restarted and kept it to light finger traces along her collarbone, then her thigh, and there's this brilliant moment where she finally turns her head and locks eyes. It's not a big animation, just a slight movement, but it hits. The dildo part comes later, and it's not gentle like the build-up promised. The contrast is jarring, honestly. The texture on that toy is way more detailed than her hair, which is just a solid block of dark strands that clips through her shoulder sometimes. I wish they'd fixed that clipping. My mind keeps drifting to... you know those old flash games where you'd massage a girl and her tension dots would change color? This is like a hyper-real version of that but without the helpful dots. You're just guessing based on breath sounds.

I got the full scene eventually, and the camera during the dildo segment does this automatic zoom that feels intrusive in exactly the right way. The pov stays locked so you're still you, holding it, and the wet sand sounds get mixed with other wet sounds. I won't forget the way her toes curled in the sand right at the end, a detail they absolutely did not need to animate but did. The game forgets it's a game for a second. But then the loop ends and you're back on the towel like nothing happened, no post-clarity talk, just... reset. That emptiness is either profound or lazy, I can't decide.

Blonde. Blowjob. Bar. That's the whole thing, really. The game is called something like Kelly's Velvet Bar or whatever, from those Lesson of Passion people who always make the same face on different bodies. You know the ones. She's sad about something, supposed to cheer her up. I clicked through the first scene and immediately got distracted by how her hair doesn't move. Not like, realistically, but at all. It's a solid object. A helmet of blonde.

The minigame is where it gets... something. You're basically playing a rhythm thing with a dick in her mouth. Timing clicks. Miss one and she looks disappointed, which honestly made me laugh more than it should have. The story choices are there but they feel like afterthoughts, like someone remembered at the last minute that this was supposed to have a plot. Something about her being distraught. I forget what. I picked the wrong dialogue option once and she got mad, then I reloaded and picked the other one and she was fine. That's the depth.

Wish they'd just commit to either being a porn game or a visual novel instead of this weird middle ground where you're clicking on a bar counter one minute and then suddenly there's a mouth. The 3d models are... they're Lesson of Passion models. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. Same dead eyes, same plastic skin. But the blowjob animation loops pretty smoothly, I'll give them that. No weird neck bending. Award for Most Functional Oral Scene in a Game That Forgot to Have a Story. There. Done. Back to work.

The pillow physics in this thing are weirdly satisfying, like someone took a flash game from 2007 and gave it a budget for jiggle. You click falling pillows to smack the other girl, and each hit makes her lingerie shift a bit more. The arcade loop is stupid simple but the bedroom backgrounds have this cheap chiptune energy that makes me want to loop the soundtrack on my phone while doing laundry. Not that I did that. The bonus rounds give you cash for special pillows, one of them is shaped like a heart and does double damage, which makes zero sense but whatever.

The teen tag is there but everyone looks like they're in their mid twenties with anime faces, so the whole thing feels less creepy and more like a bootleg Dead or Alive beach mode. You unlock new fighters by winning, and the fightin system is literally just clicking faster than the other girl's health bar drains. I spent way too long on the third opponent because her pillow drop rate is rigged, or maybe my mouse is dying. The cash grind for the special pillows gets boring after a while, and there's no way to skip the victory animations, which are like five seconds each but feel longer when you're on a losing streak.

The lingerie variety is decent for a browser game, lacy stuff and some see through bits once you get further in. One weird detail, the pillow you start with is plain white but after buying the satin one the sound effect changes to a softer thud, like they actually recorded two different impacts. That's the kind of thing I notice. The arcade structure means you can replay any unlocked fight, but the bonus rounds only trigger once per session, so farming cash is a slog. Wish they'd patch that but they won't. The whole thing runs fine on my work laptop, which is good because I'm definitely not playing this at my desk right now. The final boss has this move where she throws three pillows at once and you have to click them in order, took me like six tries to figure out the pattern. Not that I'm proud of that.