The game feels like opening a door you probably shouldn’t, staring inside for way too long, and then realizing you kinda want to move in. You start as this guy who basically gets absorbed into a “new family” after losing his parents, and the whole thing is soft on the surface, almost cozy, but the longer you stay in that little household, the more every glance starts to feel loaded. It’s all set around school life and home life blending together, so one second you’re checking the class schedule, the next you’re watching your “sister” stretch in the living room, shirt riding up, boobs way too big for that cheap top, and you just know the dev did that on purpose.

What I liked most is how the horny stuff doesn’t just drop out of nowhere. You wander around, click things, talk, repeat routines, and the heat builds. Little animated scenes sneak up on you. Like you walk past her room and the door is not fully closed, and there she is, lying on the bed, phone in one hand, the other between her legs, hips moving just slightly. It’s not even a full sex scene yet, just animated masturbation, but it hits because you kinda know her by now. I had that moment where I just stopped and thought, “I want to draw this frame.” The arch of the back, the soft light on her skin, that lazy expression like she’s done this a hundred times. I opened Procreate on my tablet right after, sketched a messy lineart, and completely forgot to save it. Still mad about that.

The sandbox flow makes it feel like you’re poking at their lives from different angles. You go to school, chat with someone who acts all normal there, then go home and see her in tiny shorts that barely cover her ass, bending over the sink, and your brain goes, yeah, okay, that’s not family-friendly at all. The big tits and big ass stuff is everywhere, but not in a cheap way, more like the dev has a very specific fetish and refuses to apologize. There is this one scene with a toy that looks slightly too large and I remember thinking, “No way that fits,” and then watching it slowly disappear inside her anyway, with her body twitching in that smooth looped animation. I wanted to paint that in pastel colors, like some twisted softcore magazine cover. Also the UI annoyed me in this tiny way, like the text box sometimes covers part of the action and you have to click to hide it. I kept forgetting to, staring at a cropped nipple and feeling weirdly cheated. But then later you get a proper vaginal sex scene on the couch, with her riding you, tits bouncing in that hypnotic rhythm, and I forgot what I was complaining about.

Honestly I keep thinking how fun it’d be to draw a fake “family photo” of them, everyone clothed and smiling, and if you zoom in you notice a toy barely hidden behind a cushion, a thigh pressed just a bit too close, his eyes not really brotherly. The story keeps pretending to be wholesome, but every animation pulls the curtain down again. It’s not subtle at all, but I kinda like that clumsy honesty.

Finn looks like the kind of guy who should be boring as hell. Cyber-security nerd, buried in code, too many monitors, blue light in his face all day. But the whole setup is just an excuse for what he’s really doing: spying on his own life. On his wife. On Luna. Every hallway camera, gym cam, elevator, office door, even that stupid angle pointing at the stupid coffee machine that nobody cares about… and he zooms straight past all of that just to catch the slow bounce of her tits under a tight sports bra when she walks into frame. You’re not just “playing” him, you’re basically riding inside his dirty brain, watching how work, paranoia, and pure horny obsession all melt together. One second he’s tracking who’s stealing company money, next second he’s rewinding a feed so he can freeze-frame Luna bending over, leggings stretched so tight you can almost feel the fabric rolling down when some asshole “accidentally” bumps into her and his hand stays on her ass a bit too long. And the game just lets it sit there. No dramatic cut, no quick joke, just that awkward, gross, hot little moment of sexual harassment dangling in front of you while Finn decides if he’s jealous, turned on, or both.

Luna herself is a problem. In a good way. And also in a totally fucked up way. She acts like she doesn’t know people are staring at her, but at the same time she keeps wearing these tiny tops to the office gym, nipples poking through after a workout, sweat running between her boobs. She’s playful, throws her legs in Finn’s lap, asks for a “quick massage” and you already know it’s going to turn into a handjob on the couch while some security alert quietly blinks on the other monitor. The game keeps pushing this mix of teasing and stupidity: she flirts with her female coworker a little too hard in the locker room, lets the girl “help” her with her sports bra, and somehow there’s a whole scene where a strap “just won’t close” and Luna’s tits are out, they’re giggling, backs to the camera, and you’re stuck praying she shifts just slightly so you can finally see the soft press of tongue on nipple. Then later she pretends like nothing weird happened and goes to dinner with Finn like she wasn’t just almost titfucked by a friend who pretends it’s “only a joke between girls”. Sometimes it feels wholesome, like they’re a cute couple doing goofy stuff. Then an elevator door opens, two strangers step in, Luna squeezed between them, and the game cuts your breathing in half when a big hand slips behind her hip and you realize Finn is watching it all on his phone, zooming in while trying not to jerk off in a bathroom stall. He’s angry, clearly, but the camera lingers way too long on the way her ass rubs against a stranger’s thigh for you to pretend he isn’t hard.

What actually surprised me is how the voyeur stuff and story about missing money keep crashing into each other. You follow some suspicious guy into a dark server room, thinking “ok, plot time”, and suddenly he corners Luna during a “routine check” and gets way too close. She laughs it off, but doesn’t really push him away, and you get that painfully slow sequence where his fingers slide along her waist, up under the shirt, just touching skin, while she tries to act professional. No quick fade, they let the tension drag. Later, when Finn tries to confront her, it somehow turns into her on her knees, sucking him off almost like she’s trying to erase whatever might have happened. She stares up with that slightly guilty look and you can’t tell if she’s hiding something or just loves having his cock filling her mouth until she gags messily. Oral, tits, all of it looks raw, not like some glossy porn studio. In one route, depending on how you play the “ignore the alert” bullshit, you end up with Finn watching a recorded clip of Luna in a dark parking lot, bent over the hood of a car by a guy who definitely doesn’t share his skin color, and the game doesn’t stop to explain anything, just lets you watch that interracial pounding with this sick mix of jealousy and arousal crawling into your chest. At some point there’s anal, there’s her riding someone who is definitely not Finn, there’s soft lesbian teasing under the showers that might not be as soft as it first looks. It never feels safe. Not for him, not for you. If you want to squeeze every dirty moment out of it, you actually have to play like a creep: always check the side cameras, let the “urgent” emails wait, peek on every angle, and don’t rush the scenes. Half the hottest bits are little glances, a hand sliding too low, Luna biting her lip when she thinks nobody sees her… except your stupid security system sees everything. And you do too. If you dare to let it play all the way through instead of skipping to the obvious climax.

Three disaster adventurers walk into a fantasy city and somehow it just gets sluttier from there. Axia looks like a normal medieval place at first glance: taverns, mages, holy temples, creepy back alleys. Then you start realizing everyone here is one bad decision away from getting railed behind a potion shop. You’re playing this chaotic little visual novel where every “quest” is basically an excuse to either break into someone’s bedroom, summon something you really shouldn’t, or get blackmailed by a demon with better abs than sense. It has that DnD energy where nobody is min-maxing stats, they’re just trying to flirt with anything that moves, including monsters and probably the furniture if you click long enough.

The party is the kind of mess you normally mute in Discord, but here you kinda fall in love with them while they’re doing horrible things. You’ve got the earnest idiot virgin trying to be a hero and stumbling face-first into milf temptation, thick monster girls, futa sorceresses with cocks bigger than his sword, and more “oops I creampied the enemy” moments than any holy order would approve. Then there’s the one who talks big and ends up under a dominant woman’s boot, literally, while you get close-up shots of spit-shiny heels and his dignity leaking away. The game loves to poke at you with teasing scenes: a slow handjob behind a curtain while guards walk by, a horny summer festival where everyone’s outfits are way too sheer, a fake “romantic” date that suddenly turns into corruption when she brings her huge black bull of a partner to show you how small you are. Sometimes you think it’s going sweet romance with cute blushing and shy kisses, then the next CG is multiple penetration and anal on a temple altar. Quality spiritual growth.

What I like is how it pretends to be a normal adventure story about mystery and demons, and then randomly you’re peeking through a window watching your supposed love interest get stuffed by a big cocked stranger while you just stand there, useless, one hand on your dick and one on the mouse. There are those voyeur scenes where you know you should leave, but the writing keeps you glued, describing every wet sound and little shiver. One route leans hard into netorare and cuckold stuff, where you literally help arrange the date that ruins your own romance. Another flips it and gives you this sweet, clingy romance path, then throws in pregnancy talk right after a messy creampie like it’s no big deal. Sometimes the humor slaps harder than the spanking scenes, sometimes it goes full unhinged corruption arc where a “pure” healer girl turns into a filthy exhibitionist flashing half the city. And then you forget you were supposed to save the world because a monster girl just offered you a footjob as payment for not killing her. Priorities.

James is that smug guy everyone in school pretends not to look at and then goes home and thinks about in the shower. Famous last name, rich family, dumped onto this weird little island like it is nothing. At first it feels kind of normal: classes, uniforms, teachers who talk too much. Then you start noticing the cracks. The girl sitting next to you has eyes that glow a bit too hard when she is horny. The twins down the hall share everything in a way that is way past cute. The coach who stares at James a bit too long in the locker room and you suddenly get why the dev put a quick-save button right there. The island is small, but it feels like every corner wants to fuck him or eat him or maybe both in one go.

The nice part is you are not just reading his life, you poke it. You walk James around, bump into people, pick what he says. Sometimes he is a cocky bastard, sometimes he lets himself be pushed to his knees in a dark classroom and you just sit there at work watching a smooth looping animation of him taking a thick cock in his mouth, trying to pretend you are actually checking Slack. There is a lot of oral, and it does not look shy. Lips shining, tongues moving, the camera going in way closer than any school security cam. Anal shows up too, not as some “special ending” bullshit, just like, yeah, this guy likes it both ways, deal with it. You get these scenes where he is getting pounded from behind on a dorm bed, his face pressed into the pillow, and the only thing I was mad about was that the sound of the creaking mattress stopped one frame too early in the loop. It annoys me every time and I still replay it, so whatever. One minute you are flirting with a cute classmate, the next you are pushed against a wall by something with claws and a cock that clearly did not pass any school dress code, and somehow it still feels like part of the same horny soap opera.

The whole magic and monster stuff comes in slow, like the dev waited until you were already invested in James getting his dick wet in “normal” ways. Then the island starts acting strange. You walk into the forest after class and bump into something that looks like it crawled out of a nightmare and straight into Pornhub. It teases him, circles him, and suddenly you are picking if James runs, fights, or just drops to his knees and opens his mouth. There is one scene where a creature pins him against a tree, tentacle-like vines wrapping his wrists, tongue forcing its way in as his pants slide down, and your mouse is on “save” before your brain even catches up. At school, teachers talk about “energy flows” and “rituals” and you know damn well this is just code for more ways to get James naked. The twins are the worst in the best way: they show up together, lean in too close, talk in that half-innocent, half-fuck-me tone, and you know they are hiding something magical and filthy. The game just lets you wander, miss things, stumble into sex by accident instead of throwing big glowing signs at you. Sometimes it feels clunky, like a scene cuts off right when you are about to cum, or a choice looks important but is just flavor text, but then James is on his knees in the boy’s bathroom with another student’s cock in his throat and you forget to be mad. It is messy, horny, a bit awkward, and somehow that fits him perfectly.

Suburban Sin feels like that one summer where you stayed at your parents’ place too long and suddenly every woman in the neighborhood started looking way too good. You play as Evan, this kinda awkward college kid who pretends he has his shit together, but his brain is just full of tits, asses and all the wrong thoughts about all the wrong people. It’s not subtle. He’s checking out the milf next door while pretending to help her carry groceries, catching flashes of panties when she bends over, then going back to his room and jerking off like a maniac while trying not to think about how she’s actually a friend of his mom. Or maybe thinking exactly that, actually. The game leans into that voyeur vibe pretty hard: windows left half open, bathroom doors not closed all the way, phone cameras, reflections in glass. You’re not just “meeting girls”, you’re peeking, spying, catching them at their weakest or horniest or stupidest, then deciding if you keep that secret or use it as currency.

What I like is how the sex doesn’t appear right away as some big reward. It kind of sneaks up on you. One moment you’re just standing in the kitchen late at night, the milf in a loose shirt and no bra, she’s drunk, she complains about her “boring” husband, and then she takes your hand, puts it on her thigh, and you know exactly where this is heading. Handjob on the couch, her whispering “don’t cum on the pillow” while stroking faster, trying not to moan too loud because her man is sleeping two doors away. Later, if you push things, she’s on her knees, sucking you off with this guilty look that only makes it hotter, drool on her lips, mascara slightly messy, and she lets you finish in her mouth or on her face, then wipes it with a tissue like it’s just another chore. And yeah, vaginal sex, creampies, all that, but it’s the build up that sells it, that weird mix of shame and need when she feels your cum leak out of her while she pulls her panties back up to go pretend everything is normal. The cheating is not romantic here, it’s kinda dirty and selfish and that’s the point. Netorare fans will notice those moments where you’re basically stealing someone’s woman and the game doesn’t stop to moralize. It just shows you her riding you, moaning your name instead of his, then going back to her regular life like nothing happened.

There’s also a good number of scenes on the softer side that messed with my head a bit. Like catching two girls in a “practice” kiss that clearly isn’t just practice, one of them sitting on the other’s lap, hands on her ass, grinding a bit while they laugh and then go quiet, tongues sliding. Or watching a girl masturbate when she thinks nobody’s looking, rubbing her clit with two fingers, pressing a pillow between her legs, trying to stay quiet and failing. Sometimes you’re part of it, sometimes you’re just a creep with a good vantage point. Footjobs appear here and there too, more like this teasing extra: a woman on the couch resting her bare feet on your lap, then slowly rubbing your cock through your shorts, later wrapping her soles around it, toes curled, smiling like she found a new toy. It’s not really a “foot fetish game” but the scenes are damn nice when they show up. There’s enough lesbian content to feel real, not just “for the male gaze”, although yeah, it absolutely is for you: girls stripping for each other, licking nipples, one of them kneeling between the other’s thighs and going down until her chin is shiny. I kinda wish the romance side was slower sometimes, more chance to talk and less sudden jumping into sex, but I know I’d complain if it was slower too, so that’s on me. The whole thing has this 3D look that sometimes is super hot, like light catching on wet lips around a cock or cum dripping down an inner thigh, and sometimes a face looks slightly weird for one frame and now I can’t unsee it. But I kept clicking. Of course I kept clicking. You don’t just stop when the milf is about to pull her panties to the side and ask you if you like it raw.

This one starts with that classic wandering-elf thing, but it does something weird with it that kinda stuck with me. You’re this pretty-boy elf with that slightly androgynous vibe, walking through these quiet ruined places, clicking around, poking every statue and broken arch, and half the time you’re just solving tiny puzzles like “how the fuck do I open this gate” or “where did that stupid crystal go again.” Then suddenly the game just turns horny as hell on you. One second you’re staring at moss on a wall, listening to chill fantasy music, next second you’ve got a monster girl with glowing eyes on her knees, slowly stroking your cock like she’s inspecting art with her hands. The 3D models are actually kind of nice to look at, not super photoreal, more like carefully posed figurines that some nerd painted for five hours, with soft light on their skin and those long elf ears catching the glow. Animations are surprisingly smooth, with that small hip movement, fingers wrapping properly, tongues sliding along shafts in a way that looks wet, not just plastic. It aims more at “romantic porn” most of the time, which sounds corny, but when the elf finally pushes into a girl and you see her body arch in this slow loop, there is a sort of rhythm that feels intentional. Or I’m just horny, also possible.

What I like is how the game makes you click for your porn. You’re not just skipping text and smashing spacebar. You need to actually wander around this fantasy world, check little details, figure out point & click stuff that is sometimes clever, sometimes just annoying as fuck. There was one puzzle with symbols on stones; I spent more time on that than on any blowjob scene, which is probably not healthy. Then when you finally get your reward, you get these scenes where the elf is eating pussy with almost tender camera angles, then suddenly it cuts to a rougher angle with wet sucking sounds turned up way too loud. The oral scenes look good, her lips wrapping around the tip, cheeks moving, sometimes a string of spit when she lets it go. I loved one particular scene where a more monstrous girl, with horns and weird eyes, goes from stroking him off to climbing on top, sliding down slow while he just lies there like a shy virgin elf, and the camera fixes on that moment where she bottoms out and his cock just disappears inside her. It hits that perfect mix of “fantasy romance” and “I’m using you as a cum pump now.” Creampies look thick and a bit overdone, like someone squeezed too much icing on a cake, but honestly, not complaining. The world itself feels like it wants to be taken seriously as an adventure, with ruins sort of reminding me of photos from Eastern Europe I saw on Instagram, but then you’re jerking off to an elf nutting deep inside a monster girl in the same location. It’s a weird contrast. Sometimes the romance vibe is strong, soft moans, slow thrusts, her legs wrapped around his waist, soft lights like evening. Then other times the pacing just dies because you’re stuck trying to combine items in your inventory and you forget you were even thinking about sex. I still remember the way one girl’s expression changed right at the moment he finishes inside her, that lazy satisfied half-smile, more than I remember half of the “epic quest” talk. That probably tells you what kind of game this really is, even when it pretends to be all about ancient kingdoms and mysteries.

Rookie Heat throws you straight into this messy mix of burned rubber and horny people with way too much free time in the paddock. You’re the new guy in a small Formula Junior team, trying to look professional in your race suit while every woman around you clearly has other plans. One moment you’re fighting for lap times, the next you’re in a cramped garage office with your stacked brunette engineer “checking your telemetry” while her tits are spilling out of a team shirt that’s two sizes too small. She talks you through gear ratios like she actually cares about the data, but she keeps leaning in, brushing your crotch with her hip, licking her lips in a way that makes you miss braking points later. It’s this weird mix of real racing vibe and straight-up porn logic, and it kind of works in a dirty way.

What hit me hardest as a voice nerd is how they handle the teasing. The older team manager, proper milf with perfect blonde bun and big boobs barely contained in a white blouse, has this low, smooth voice that sounds like she smoked one cigarette too many but in a hot way. When she calls you into her office after a race and closes the door, she doesn’t even raise her tone, just says stuff like “You want to stay in this seat, you’re going to have to show me more… control” while her hand starts drifting down your chest. The acting there is surprisingly good, like, the little breathy laughs when she unzips your race suit and drops to her knees, that’s the sort of detail a lot of porn games skip. Then you go to another scene with the twin grid girls and suddenly they sound almost like the same person pretending to be two girls at once, even though visually they’re these two insanely curvy twins with huge tits bouncing around while they “help” you stretch before qualifying. One of them whispers in your ear about “loosening your muscles,” the other just goes straight for your zipper, and I’m sitting there thinking: nice idea, but damn, give them more distinct voices, please.

The sex stuff itself is very in-your-face. Blowjob in the back of the team van while it’s raining outside, your cock shiny with spit as the brunette looks up with those big eyes and cheeks full. A quick handjob behind the pit wall when the session is red flagged, the blonde milf pressing her big boobs against your back so hard your visor fogs up. There is this locker room moment after a terrible race where you’re pissed off, still half in your suit, and one of the twins just silently walks in, kneels, and starts sucking you off without saying a word, and that silence is oddly hot. No cheesy one-liners, just wet sounds and short gasps, then finally a small, “Mmm, that’s better,” like she just fixed your mood with her mouth and that’s normal. The game kind of pretends to care about romance too, with you choosing who to spend the evening with after races, but it never really slows down enough to feel romantic, more like different flavors of “who’s going to drain you tonight.” Still, I keep replaying that scene in the trailer where the milf leans over the pit wall, headset on, big tits pressed together, quietly telling you in your earbud, “If you win this, I’ll reward you properly later.” I wish they let her moan a little longer in the shower scene afterward, the fade-out happens right when her voice finally gets really raw and desperate. And I’m annoyed the pit radio beeps sound slightly off, like they come half a second late, it throws me out of it every single time, but yeah, anyway.

Jennifer’s story here feels like someone mixed a horny urban fantasy with a cheap soap opera and then forgot to clean it up, in a good way. You start as this witch girl who just lost her dad, and the game doesn’t waste a lot of time pretending it’s deep drama. There’s a “oh no my father” mood for like five minutes, then you’re already poking around his stuff, talking to a lawyer, and suddenly you’re the heir to a whole bag of magical bullshit and creepy people who look at you like a walking sex toy. It’s not subtle. You walk into a room, some guy’s eyes drop straight to your tits, and you just know something pervy is coming. That’s the whole vibe: big ass, big tits, big trouble. And yeah, it leans hard into that. Half the time I felt like I was guiding her around just to see who is going to “accidentally” brush against her next or try to catch her changing through a half-open door. The voyeur stuff is everywhere in small ways, you notice a camera, a mirror, a window, the angle of a cutscene, you just feel watched.

The sandbox structure is kinda nice and kinda annoying at the same time. On one hand, you can wander around and poke into different places, replay scenes, try out choices, grind some stuff, all that. On the other hand, there’s those moments where you’re walking circles in the same hall, clicking everything, like “okay where is the tiny trigger so someone can grope me again and move the story.” I had this one moment where Jennifer went to bed, and I honestly thought it’s just a time skip, then camera starts crawling over her body and suddenly you’re not alone in that bed anymore. No warning, no romantic buildup, just pure “he’s touching her while she sleeps” filth. Hand sliding under panties, her body reacting even though she’s “asleep,” that weird mix of wrong and hot that hits like a brick if you like darker stuff. And later the game doubles down on that mood, you catch people watching her masturbate, or she locks herself in a room because she can’t stop thinking about what happened and just fingers herself stupid, moaning into a pillow like that’s going to hide anything. There’s this one scene where she thinks she’s alone, stripping, touching herself slow, playing with her own boobs in front of a mirror, and you realize the angle is like a hidden camera shot. It feels nasty in a very specific online porn way, like you somehow opened the wrong tab on Pornhub and kept watching anyway.

Graphically, it’s that 3D style where sometimes she looks hot as hell when the light hits her ass and sometimes her face looks a bit stiff if you stare too long. But the body language is on point in most scenes. When someone harasses her in public, she does that little flinch, eyes looking away, thighs pressed together, you can tell she hates it and also kind of melts. I like that she is not a pure victim or a proud dom queen, she just slips into this spiral of “I shouldn’t enjoy this” while the world keeps pushing on her. Some dialogues feel rough, like somebody wrote them in a rush after watching too much porn, but honestly I prefer that to fake Hollywood writing. At least it matches her world: guys whisper disgusting things, people pretend accidents when they squeeze her ass, and the game doesn’t stop to give you a moral speech. It just lets her fall, scene by scene, into more and more fucked up situations. I only wish they let her stay broken in some of the bad routes instead of softening it later, but whatever, that’s my own taste talking. The important part is that feeling when you send her to sleep and you don’t know if you’re going to rest or wake up in the middle of someone using her body like a toy again. That little knot in your stomach? That’s what made me keep playing.

Tiny Stripper feels like something a horny shitposter made as a joke, then accidentally hit a real kink vein. You start as this short, flat, kind of pathetic dancer surrounded by walking tits and ass, and the game never lets you forget it. The club is all neon filth and side-eye, and every time you see the taller girl bounce on stage it pokes your pride a bit more. It’s not subtle. You’re jealous, you’re petty, you’re insecure, and the game just leans into that. Instead of some grand plot, it’s like a slow burn of “I want to be that bitch” turning into “I want to be a monster on stage with curves that should be illegal.” You walk around, you poke at stuff, you grind a bit, and all of that just funnels into one thing: getting thicker, getting bolder, getting more naked for more money and more attention. It sounds simple, and it is, but somehow it hits in a very specific place, that mix of humiliation and power fantasy. Watching your character go from cute little dancer to full-on fuck-me-with-your-eyes goddess in tight outfits is way more satisfying than it should be. The body growth is the actual plot here, everything else is just flavor around it, and I mean that in a good and bad way at same time.

There’s a moment early on where you do this clumsy first strip routine, small boobs barely bouncing, hips not really selling anything, and the crowd reaction is basically “yeah whatever.” That stings more than it should. Later, when you’ve pushed the “train and grow” stuff a bit, you go back on stage with a bigger chest, fuller ass, and suddenly the camera lingers longer, the angles get nastier, the animation feels heavier. Seeing those curves move when you drop the last piece of clothing, knowing five minutes ago you were just a skinny nobody, actually gave me that stupid “ok, one more run” feeling. The stripping scenes escalate nicely, clothes come off slower or faster depending on what you choose, the teasing feels more confident, and the tiny thing who started out kind of shy ends up basically using her body like a weapon. I like that the game doesn’t pretend to be wholesome. It’s lewd, it’s about staring at tits and ass, and it doesn’t apologize for that. At the same time some parts feel a bit rushed, like one second you’re tiny, the next you’ve gained a few inches, and I kind of wanted more steps, more “in-between” sizes, more outfits reacting to that growth. There’s also this super minor UI thing where one button is just slightly off-center and it annoyed me every time I saw it. Never got fixed in my head. But whatever. When the camera is tight on her naked, upgraded body doing one last slow grind before the lights cut, you forget all the little bullshit. Or pretend to.