The whole thing feels like somebody took a brutal cyberpunk tactics game, smashed it into a porn comic, then decided the moral brake pedal was optional. You play as AJ, this lab-grown super cop with more training than common sense, dropped into a rotten city where every corner is either a fight or a fuck, sometimes both at same time. The set-up starts almost normal for dystopia stuff: assault team, mission, bad neighborhood where the cops are worse than the criminals, that kind of vibe. Then it keeps sliding and sliding until you realize the game is not really about saving anyone. It is about how far AJ can fall, how much control gets stripped away, how many times she gets used, broken, then stood back up and pointed toward the next nightmare like some half-ruined action figure. One second you are picking combat skills, managing gear, staring at numbers like some min-max goblin. Next second you are on your knees in front of a gang boss, his guys circling like vultures, and the UI quietly offers you choices that are all bad, just with different flavors of humiliation.

The turn based fights have that crunchy vibe where small mistakes snowball fast. You screw up positioning once, you eat a stun, the enemies pile on, and suddenly victory screen turns into event screen where AJ is chained up, stripped and slapped around until she is drooling and confused. The mind control stuff hits hard here: instead of a simple game over you get scenes where her thoughts get twisted, obedience layered into her head like malware, so later she "chooses" to suck cock to avoid trouble, and the text is very clear she kind of hates that she likes it. A lot of events link back into the gameplay in petty little ways. You agree to "work off" a debt, now you got a prostitution flag. That opens a street corner loop where you can earn money with blowjobs, titfucks, footjobs, the usual menu, but also get dragged into gangbangs and bukkake if the dice hate you. The corruption feels mechanical, like the game tracks how many times she gets creampied, how hard she gets spanked, how often they use toys on her, then changes her thoughts bit by bit. You can see it in small dialogue lines, like she complains about being collared then two missions later she calls it "my collar" without thinking. Stuff like that hits more than some long dramatic monologue.

What surprised me is how the game can be both horny and kind of mean to you as a player. On one hand, it throws animated scenes in your face: AJ pinned to a filthy mattress, getting pounded from behind while another guy forces his cock past her lips, her eyes glassy from earlier anal abuse, cum dripping down her thighs and onto the floor. Or a lesbian scene where some local queen with steel-tipped boots grinds AJ’s face into her pussy, slaps her tits until they’re red, then leaves her tied to a pole as public use furniture while passing thugs grope and fuck her whenever they feel like it. On the other hand, the game takes its time with quiet bits, like sitting in a ruined safehouse, staring at your stat sheet, debating if you spend points on better combat or on "service skills" so you can maybe survive the next blackmail scene without bleeding to death. I kinda hate how much focus there is on male domination compared to actual balanced BDSM stuff. There is some female dom content, but it often circles back to the same humiliation core: AJ chained like a pet, forced to lick boots, used as a living toy between a sadistic woman and her pet thug. And yeah, the violence can get graphic in ways that feel less sexy and more "oh fuck, that is what happens when a super soldier gets tortured." Limbs bent wrong, taser burns, bruises layered over older bruises. For some reason the footjob animations are way more polished than some serious scenes and it annoys me every single time I notice it, like the dev had a very specific priority chart. Romance exists too, but it’s not the fluffy type, more like "this person might actually care a bit while they chain you to the bed and choke you out during a threesome." Weirdly tender, and still messed up. Anyway, I was going to talk about the combat initiative system reacting to her trauma states but I got distracted by the memory of that one alleyway gangbang where you think it will end after a few guys and then more shadows step out, and the UI politely adds another round. Yeah. That sort of game.

Country of the rising sun, huh. This thing basically hands you a horny isekai fantasy and then laughs at you while you pretend you came here “for the culture”. You land there as this average dude, not an overpowered hero or anything, just some guy who suddenly keeps meeting girls who look like every waifu you ever liked on Pixiv, but with big jiggly tits that actually move when they walk. It feels like somebody smashed together a bunch of anime worlds, added a low-key romance VN, then went “yeah, let him fuck them all, why not”. You jump from one place to another like a lazy tourist: city streets, shrines, school vibes, all that, and each spot somehow has another girl who wants your attention, your time, and eventually your dick. There’s actual sandbox structure, not that fake “choice” stuff, so you wander around, open the phone map, check who is free, maybe stalk your favorite waifu for new events, then suddenly end up balls-deep in a scene because you clicked at the “wrong” time.

Feels a bit like juggling tabs in Chrome on mobile: Telegram notification, Pornhub running in background, and this game sitting there like “hey, don’t you wanna continue that romance route with the clumsy big-boob teacher who falls on your face every second scene?” And yeah, the game is horny, but it also throws jokes everywhere. Some are stupid in a good way, some are just stupid. You can go from a sweet date at night, with some actually nice romantic build up, to a scene where she’s riding you so hard the only thing you can think is “my screen is going to fall from my hand”. The animated sex is shameless: tits bouncing, butt shots, wet pussy, vaginal close-ups with your cock sliding in slow, all that good stuff. Sometimes it looks hot as fuck, sometimes a facial expression is weird and you kinda laugh, but you still keep clicking, because you know the next route will probably have that perfect angle you use for one-handed “research”. I got stuck once trying to trigger a specific scene because the game wanted a certain time and location combo and I was half-asleep on my phone; annoyed the hell out of me and I still kept going. That’s the curse: you tell yourself “I just check one more event”, then the game drops a new waifu with giant boobs who calls you senpai in a shy voice and suddenly you’re grinding her affection like it’s a gacha game, waiting for the next animated vaginal scene like a degenerate tourist who accidentally found heaven in a side alley.

This one feels like somebody took a horny light novel, spilled it over a VR headset, then forgot to add brakes. You jump between a pretty normal campus life and this VR world where every fantasy leaks out, and the border between those two starts to rot in a really fun, really awful way. There is a “couple” at the center, but honestly, after a while you stop seeing them as innocent students and more like lab rats in heat. One moment they walk through school corridors in uniform, acting like they care about exams and clubs, next moment they are jacking into this game where their bodies and roles get twisted around. Male, female, doesn’t matter, everything is kind of a sex puppet once you’re inside. I liked that the girl starts out looking soft and kinda shy, and then you realize the camera keeps drifting lower because, yeah, that ass is basically its own character. Big tits, big ass, tiny skirt, and the game knows exactly what it is doing when it zooms in while a teacher walks by in the background.

The physical “collector” side of me kind of got hooked for stupid reasons. Whoever did the outfits clearly loves plastic. There are so many tiny details that are useless in gameplay but cool on a shelf. Schoolgirl skirt folds look like something you’d see on a 1/6 scale figure, and when the VR avatar version of her shifts into those fantasy forms, it feels like you are watching different resin kits of the same girl. Little changes in hip size, skin tone, hair length, even the way her top strains when she bends over for oral. I caught myself pausing just to stare at the thigh gap and thinking “yeah, that would be a cast-off figure with an insane aftermarket price.” The milf characters are worse, in a good way. They are built like premium statues that some poor guy hides behind his manga on a shelf. Heavy breasts that don’t even pretend to be supported, jewelry that looks removable, and this quiet “I should not be touching this” feeling when the game starts hinting they might be related to you. The incest angle creeps in slowly then suddenly you are deep in a scene and the dialogue just drops that family connection like it’s no big deal, and only then you realize how far the VR excuse has dragged everyone. It is hot and kind of gross at the same time, which somehow makes it hotter.

What actually surprised me is how the VR system is used for corruption instead of just cheap porn menus. The game likes to tease with “safe” encounters first. Like, you walk in as the male protagonist, your girl is there in her normal body, just a school uniform and some flirty lines. Then the system glitches a bit, and the next time you log in you find her avatar “upgraded” without your permission. Bigger chest, rounder ass, new outfit that barely counts as clothing. She acts like nothing happened. Later, when you think you are getting used to that, the game starts throwing you into scenes where you are not even the only guy. There is this early moment where you are supposed to guide her through a quest, and out of nowhere an NPC with darker skin and this smug face just walks into frame, and the camera angle tells you exactly what kind of “interracial cooperation” is about to happen. You can back out, but of course curiosity wins. The netorare hits hardest not when she is being taken, but when she looks like she likes it a bit too much. Her moans are louder with them than with you, her body reacts harder, and the VR interface doesn’t lie. There is also this weird transformation stuff. Sometimes you are the one shifting forms, sometimes she is, and sometimes the game just switches perspective so you watch her get used by somebody else while you are locked in some other body. Teasing becomes almost cruel. She kneels down, touches your avatar slowly, looks up with wet eyes, then the scene flickers and suddenly you are just a spectator while that same mouth is around another guy’s cock, and you can’t interact at all. It is infuriating, it is erotic, and I kind of hate how much it worked on me. The vaginal scenes are the same: messier, deeper, more intense once the VR world “claims” her. At some point you are not even sure if she is your sweet student girlfriend anymore or some corrupted goddess built out of code and bad decisions, and that confusion is exactly what gives this game its nasty charm.

You start as this blank-slate guy who just clocked out from another shitty day at work, and the game basically asks: what if your boring life got hijacked by a wet dream in a school uniform who also might blow up the world by accident. Not subtle at all. You meet her on the roadside, looking like trouble wrapped in soft skin and big, needy eyes, and of course you take her home, because this is not a game about making smart life choices. From that moment it stops being a normal “go to work, go to sleep” thing and turns into juggling classes, part-time jobs, dates, and the constant risk of getting dragged into something way bigger than “I want to see her tits bounce when she rides me.” The city is cut into chunks of routine, but every corner hides some stupid little event that suddenly gets horny. One second you just go to school, the next you are pinned against a locker by a girl who talks like she hates you while her hand is already under your belt, stroking you through your pants and asking these rude, teasing little questions like she already knows you are a virgin and wants to hear you admit it out loud.

What I like is that the game lets you pretend you are in control, then reminds you that time management is kink too. There is this calendar thing, energy, money, mood, whatever, and you are planning like “today I study, then work, then train” and then a girl texts you from the in-game app with some cute sticker, and suddenly your whole schedule flies out the window because she wants to “practice kissing” after class in an empty room. And if you skip, she actually remembers, gets salty, maybe closes a route for a while. The sex feels earned, not just “click here for porn.” First she flirts, plays innocent, sits way too close so her thigh sticks to yours, boob brushing your arm every time she laughs. Later, when you finally get her on your lap, skirt hiked up, panties already soaked because of all that slow build, you actually feel the payoff. Her moans are voiced, soft at first, then broken and messy when you start thrusting up into her, her hands locked behind your neck like she is afraid you stop. The game really loves big tits, by the way, they move a lot. Sometimes too much, like they have a separate physics degree. I caught myself just rotating the camera slightly and watching them bounce while she rides you, thinking “okay this is probably what my brain was made for.”

There is also girl on girl stuff that sneaks up on you. One of my favorite scenes is when two of the girls “help” each other practice kissing so they are better for you. Of course it turns into one straddling the other on your bed, tongues deep, fingers sliding under a blouse, and you are just standing there like a useless NPC with a hard-on, watching. Then they remember you exist and drag you in. You end up pulling down one girl’s panties while the other sucks her nipples, and you push in slowly, feeling her squeeze around you while she is already half gone from her friend’s mouth. That mix of lesbian teasing plus you being the toy they share is really hot. The game pretends to be about fate and secret powers and weird combat stuff in the background, but half the time you are just grinding money so you can afford taking a girl out, choosing the “right” answer on a date, then hoping tonight is the night she spreads her legs instead of just giving you a dry kiss at the door. Sometimes it gets annoying, like when you miss a stat check by one single point and you don’t get the sex scene you clearly earned with your brain cells, and you sit there muttering at the screen. But then the next event throws you into a dark classroom with a shy girl who finally snaps, pushes you into a chair, climbs on top, guides you inside her, and gasps, “Be gentle, it’s my first time,” while her voice trembles in your headphones. And you kind of forget what you were mad about in the first place.

Lydia is that type of girl you instantly read as “top of her class, zero clue how people fuck.” Fresh in New York, shiny college ID, all that pressure from school still stuck in her spine, and suddenly people around her are horny, drunk, flirty, or just flat out predators in nice clothes. The game really leans into that contrast. One moment she’s worrying about passing some boring intro class, next moment she’s on a rooftop party in a tiny skirt that she swears “isn’t that short” while half the campus is looking at her legs. You’re the invisible devil and angel on her shoulder at the same time, poking her toward romance or just pure messy corruption. I liked one scene where she’s in a dorm corridor at night, too shy to walk past a group of half-naked girls joking about who they’d lick first. If you push her to stay, the conversation slowly drags her in, and you can basically watch her brain melting while she tries to act like she’s not staring at their tits. It feels awkward in a good way, like real first time gay panic, not porn-star confident. Then five minutes later you’re throwing her into a very different situation with a very confident “girl” who has a surprise between her legs and acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

The nice thing is how the tone keeps sliding around. You can play Lydia as this sweet, nervous romantic who actually wants proper dates, kisses, blushes, cuddles, soft lesbian stuff on a couch while Netflix is just noise in the background. Then, with a couple of wrong taps, she’s suddenly agreeing to wear something see-through under her coat and “forget” to close it when she crosses the crowded campus courtyard. That first time she really shows skin in public, the game slows down just enough on the faces around her, that mix of shock, lust, jealousy, and you can almost hear her heartbeat even if there is barely any sound there. And yeah, sometimes the BDSM bits feel more like someone experimenting with tags than full scenes, but weirdly, that fits the vibe of her figuring herself out. One route I went into, she ends up on her knees in front of a girl who never raises her voice, just gives orders like it’s homework, and Lydia follows them because she wants that structure. Another path she’s just forming a normal campus romance, super soft, very vanilla, holding hands in public and she’s still nervous that someone sees. The game keeps flipping between “wholesome college story” and “oh shit, how did she end up naked in that place” without warning. It’s messy, horny, sometimes too on-the-nose, but it really sells that feeling of an 18-year-old realizing the world is a lot more perverted and a lot more tempting than any textbook admitted.

Guy starts as pure background NPC of his own life. Broke, bored, nothing but cheap porn on his phone and a father who looks like he’s hiding a whole second life behind that “respectable” face. Then something snaps when you find out what dad really is, and suddenly you’re not just the loser son anymore. You’re holding the keys to a power that lets you push people, bend them, slowly reshape them, like a shitty life coach that actually works, but with way more tits and way less ethics. It sounds dramatic, but the game doesn’t treat it fancy. It just throws you into a messy city where every door might be a normal conversation or a slow slide into mind-fucked obedience and ruined relationships. Half the time you’re just wandering, checking your phone, watching the clock tick while you wait for an event to unlock, and somehow that feels right for a sandbox like this. Boredom mixed with “oh fuck, that scene was worth it” is kinda the whole flavor.

What I liked most is also what annoyed me. The women feel like they live in the same world as the MC, not just floating porn dolls, with routines and moods and those tiny pieces of dialogue that repeat until they drill into your skull. You get the whole spectrum: the worn-out milf with a body that really shouldn’t look that good at her age, the “good girl” who believes in love and then you quietly chip away at that, the married ones who swear they would never cheat and then end up taking your creampie in a cheap room while texting their husband something sweet. And yeah, the incest angle is not even pretending to be subtle. If that tag bothers you, this thing will bother you a lot. The game leans into taboo in a trashy way, like a soap opera that got drunk and put its clothes back on wrong. The netori parts work best when you’re slowly stealing a woman out of an existing relationship, seeing her conflict turn into addiction. That moment when she looks guilty right after you pull out, then you choose “inside” anyway and the text pops up describing her whispering that she can’t stop, that’s the good stuff. It’s fucked up, but it fits the whole corruption theme so well that it almost feels wholesome. Until you remember what you’re doing.

Mechanically, it can feel like you’re playing a weird mix of dating sim, shitty life simulator and light strategy. You grind money to upgrade your place, you push stats, you repeat some events too often, you check a walkthrough on some random forum because that one exhibition scene in the park just won’t trigger and you’re sure you met all conditions except apparently not. I hated how much time I spent just clicking through days waiting for the next step in a harem route to appear, then I got a scene where three big-titted women you corrupted in totally different paths end up in the same room, and suddenly all that dull repetition felt like foreplay the dev secretly forced on me. There’s male domination stuff here that goes from playful to pretty damn rough, and the game doesn’t always stop to ask if you’re a good person. There’s mind control that looks soft at first, just nudging emotions, then you notice a girl’s whole personality is sliding into “yours” and it’s both hot and a bit uncomfortable in that “ok, I need a shower after this” way. I kinda wish the city had more pointless stuff to do that doesn’t lead to sex at all, just to sell the illusion of a real life, but it also fits that almost everything is some kind of step toward another pussy, another ass, another broken promise. It’s messy, horny, inconsistent, sometimes slow as hell, and when a milf you corrupted walks past a girl you’re still pretending to be nice with, and both of them greet you like nothing’s wrong, it suddenly clicks that you’re basically running a quiet little sex empire out of a shitty apartment.

This thing starts like some boring clean corporate training sim and then suddenly you are balls deep in a society that pretends feelings don’t exist while everyone is secretly horny as hell. You’re this engineer guy who thinks in numbers, not in kisses, everything is rules and clean straight lines, and then you meet her. Of course there’s a “her”. They always say emotions are illegal here, but those tits should be illegal first. The camera sticks right in your face, proper POV, so when she leans in close the only thing you see is cleavage and those tiny muscles around her mouth when she’s pretending your touch doesn’t affect her. Spoiler: it does. The game keeps doing that thing where the world is all cold white metal and smooth sci-fi panels and then there’s skin, wet lips, soft sounds in your ear. Like the universe built only two textures: chrome and pussy.

I like how it pretends to be pure story for a while. Point and click, look at some terminals, listen to some stiff robot people talk about protocol, like you’re stuck in a porn parody of a management meeting. You’re scanning logs, overriding doors, playing the obedient little drone. Then one tiny choice, like touching her hand a second too long, and the whole vibe flips. She pulls you into this off-grid space where the lights are low and the walls hum and suddenly she’s on her knees between your legs, trying so hard to keep a straight face while she’s got your cock in her mouth. The animation is not perfect, actually kind of janky in some angles, but that makes it feel more real, like a real person moving, not hyper-polished plastic doll. Her head bobbing, spit stretching, her eyes flicking up to check if the cameras see you. That one tiny delay before she swallows, like she’s thinking “this is against regulation 4.3.1” and then does it anyway. It’s hot and a little stupid and I loved it and also I kinda hate that her hair clips through her shoulder but whatever.

What really messed me up is the way they handle the “no emotions” rules. They don’t do big speeches, they just have her try to fuck you clinically, like it’s a test procedure. First blowjob, then she climbs on top of you and rides you with this controlled, almost robotic motion, big ass going up and down in perfect rhythm, no moaning, no messy sounds, just her breathing a little faster. And you can choose to just let her do her little science experiment, or break it. Grab her hips, throw off the tempo, push her down until her tits press into your chest and she finally cracks and starts whining in your ear. There is this moment where she’s still trying to keep her voice flat while your dick is deep inside her, like “this interaction is irrelevant” while her pussy clenches around you and her composure just melts. Honestly, I wanted more crazy alien stuff and less board-room politics, but then there’s a scene where she’s half naked, hiding with you behind some machinery while patrol drones pass, your hand shoved between her thighs to keep her from whimpering, and the whole sterile sci-fi thing suddenly makes sense as background for extremely dirty sex. It’s romantic in the most broken, fucked-up way and also I kinda wanted one more dialogue option to just ruin everything, but the story drags you forward whether you like it or not. In a good way. Or in a bad way. I can’t even decide, I just know when she whispered “don’t feel anything” while you were pumping her full, my brain absolutely ignored the order.

You wake up already dead, dropped into this weird holy island that looks like some Pinterest fantasy board and Pornhub comment section had a baby. Whole place is basically a shrine to one booty-obsessed goddess who is hanging on by a thread and decides you’re her last lottery ticket. No slow build, no cute “will they won’t they” thing. You show up, you’re surrounded by stacked chicks with big asses and big tits, and every single one of them is looking at you like you’re not a person but a walking breeding season. The story pretends it’s about faith and rebirth and all that, but let’s be real, the main quest is “how many times can this guy nut before the goddess runs out of divine gas.” And it kinda owns that. The opening scene hits hard: POV of a dying world, some half-whispered prayer, then bam, soft animated jiggle, girl in a too-tight robe kneeling in front of you asking if your “divine tool” still works. Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But I still clicked through every line.

Whole island is split into little areas, you wander around, talk shit, tease girls, trigger events. Sometimes you’re in a “serious” talk about fate, then the camera slowly drops and she starts stripping like it’s the most normal thing. The corruption angle sneaks in slowly. At first they’re all shy priestesses and warriors who “just want a child for the clan” and act like they’re doing a holy duty, then you keep visiting, choose the slightly meaner dialogue, grab a tit when the game lets you, and suddenly that same girl is asking you to cum inside because the goddess “likes it when her daughters are full.” You’re juggling a full harem before you even notice, scenes pile up, and your brain starts doing that thing where you open Twitter between orgasms and forget what route you were on. Some of the best moments are the dumb little jokes they drop in the middle of the dirtiest scenes. One milf is riding you, talking about sacred rituals, then out of nowhere she compares your dick to a “blessed warhammer” and it’s so stupid you remember it the whole day. And yeah, there’s a titfuck scene on a balcony where the camera angle is perfect and the timing of the cum shot syncs with the moaning loop just right, but the way her hair clips through her shoulder made me irrationally mad and I kept staring at it instead of her boobs.

The sex variety is wild but also kinda relaxed, like the dev knows the basics and just keeps remixing them. One moment it’s slow teasing, handjob under a table while another girl pretends not to watch, next scene you’re in this group ritual with three of them passing you around, spit and cum swapping like it’s some holy communion. Oral is everywhere, creampies are basically the main currency here, pregnancy is treated as both plot and fetish, girls talking about how they want your “seed” and then actually showing little belly growth later which is lowkey messed up and hot at the same time. Some transformations slip in when the goddess gets involved, you corrupt one of the more innocent girls enough and suddenly her body changes slightly, hips wider, ass bigger, eyes a bit crazier, like the island itself is tuning her just for you. Sometimes the pacing drags, you get a long lore dump when all you want is to fuck the next milf in line, but then it throws a quick animated scene at you where she’s riding you in POV, tits bouncing in rhythm and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I kinda hate the way the main guy talks, by the way, sometimes he’s this respectful chosen one, other times he goes full dom and calls them breeding stock, and it doesn’t always match the choices you picked. Still, when one of the island queens gets on her knees, opens her mouth, and the game lets you decide where to blow your load, all that writing stuff just disappears from your mind. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream that somehow remembers to be funny once in a while.

Space feels wrong here. Not like glossy NASA poster, more like someone took a freight elevator, wrapped it in metal, threw it between the stars and said “yeah, this is fine, go not-die in it.” You’re the commander, technically in charge, but it feels more like you woke up from cryo into somebody else’s unfinished nightmare. The ship is quiet in that heavy way, with recycled air that tastes like old batteries and sweat, and the crew is already a little broken around the edges. Nobody had a smooth trip. Everyone carries some fucked up piece of Earth in their head, and the game doesn’t hurry to tell you what it is. You just kinda feel it, when one of them cracks a joke during a horror scene or gets way too into a handjob in the medbay while the lights flicker like a cheap haunted house. It shouldn’t be hot. It really, really is.

What I liked is how the sex sneaks up on you in weird moments. One second you’re checking sensor logs, trying to figure why Tau Ceti went completely quiet, next second your second-in-command is standing way too close, suit half unzipped, tits straining against regulation fabric that stopped being “regulation” about three dialog choices ago. And it’s not just “click here, now they fuck.” You can push her a bit, let that male domination vibe creep in, make her strip piece by piece in the cargo bay while outside is nothing but cold void and dead radio. Big ass pressed against a crate, your hand around her throat just enough, her trying to keep her voice down so the others don’t hear while you slide in and finish with a messy creampie inside her, then send her back to duty like nothing happened. Except later, in a totally different scene, she cracks a dark joke about oxygen reserves and swallows your cum without blinking, like this is just another resource to manage. The blowjob scenes get almost too intimate sometimes, like she’s clinging to your cock just to not think about the screaming static on the comms channel. Sex toys show up too, but they feel more like improvised tools than pretty props. A scanner handle used as a vibrator during a power failure, emergency restraints repurposed to keep a trembling crew member spread and begging while emergency alarms quietly beep in the background. It’s horny, yeah, but with that weird psychological pressure where you’re not sure if they’re getting off or losing their mind, and you kinda love that line it walks. The humor hits at the strangest moments, like right after a legit thriller bit where something brushes the hull, you’re pretty sure you saw movement through a porthole, and then someone cracks a dumb remark about “if we die at least I got railed by the captain” and you actually laugh, which shouldn’t work, but it does, like nervous giggle during a horror movie kiss scene that suddenly gets way too explicit and somehow ends with a sloppy, frantic creampie against the viewport while distant stars watch in total silence.