Lana arrives in this new city with a suitcase, a brain that works only when it wants to, and absolutely no clue what “normal job” means. She tries once or twice. Fails. Then reality kind of cracks open like a cheap sex toy and suddenly there’s this other world overlapping everything. One minute she’s talking to a shady recruiter in a smoke-smelling office, next minute she’s in some alley where the brick wall is bleeding purple light and an elf girl with ears longer than Lana’s attention span is offering “career advice” that sounds a lot like “let strangers watch you get railed for money.” The game treats this like it’s just another Tuesday, and honestly it grows on you. One reality has sleazy landlords, sex work offers, horny coworkers, and that weird guy in glasses who swears he only wants “research material.” The other reality has ogres with cocks like baseball bats, magic circles on the floor, and monsters who talk about creampies like it’s a handshake. Same vibe, different skin color. Half the time you’re not sure if you’re doing a quest or just wandering around looking for the next excuse to get Lana’s panties off, but it kind of works, because that’s exactly how she acts too.

What I liked is how her “highly intelligent dumb girl” thing actually shows up in scenes. She’ll argue about some complex magical formula, then two clicks later she’s agreeing to suck off a slime creature in a back room because the pay sounds “kinda fair.” There’s this voyeur scene where she tries to spy on a neighbor tapping an elf escort, and she’s supposed to keep quiet and hidden. Of course she leans too far, almost falls, and the choice you make there decides if she ends up forced to join in, getting her ass grabbed while she pretends she didn’t mean to be there, or if she runs away with wet thighs and no money. I got stuck for a while working in a brothel that doubles as a portal hub, so you can literally finish a blowjob for a human client, then walk through a shimmery door and suddenly you’re on your knees for a horned beast who wants anal and a magic seal on his balls. The game loves to throw you into these “you totally can say no, but look how juicy yes looks” situations. Some scenes feel almost too optional, like I accidentally skipped a monster gangbang because I went to the wrong street. Slightly annoyed, never fixed it, still thinking about it. The city map and the fantasy side don’t hold your hand, which sometimes is hot and sometimes just confusing, but it fits this whole messy vibe of a girl trying to build a life while getting pounded by everything from smug elves to big-titted human madams who grope her like she’s fresh meat. It’s crass, silly, unexpectedly funny when she misuses magic, and every time you think “ok that’s enough”, the game throws a new interracial alley scene or a job offer that clearly ends with Lana covered in cum and you click it anyway.

Guy stuck on quiet island, helping his grumpy dad with boring farm work, absolutely zero sex life, zero excitement. Whole place smells like wet earth and old fish. Then this storm hits, like the sky itself is pissed, and a pirate ship smashes into the coast. After that, the game just looks at your peaceful slice-of-life and goes “nah” and throws it right into horny chaos. One moment you’re hauling sacks of grain, next moment there’s half-naked pirates, weird glowing crap, and some freaky oracle girl who knows way too much about what you secretly want under the bedsheets.

What I liked is how it starts kind of wholesome and then slowly rots in the best way. You’re walking along the shore, just checking out the wreck, and the game quietly lets you zoom in on a pirate chick’s thighs as if that’s totally normal investigative work. Dialogue has that janky ESL vibe sometimes, like “I will comfort you hard,” but honestly it made me laugh out loud, because I sound like that too on Tinder. Some scenes feel like accidental comedy, like when the oracle shows up in this ethereal glow, giving serious wise goddess vibes, and then opens her mouth and it’s basically “hey, wanna ruin your life with magic and tits?” She lives half in your head, half in reality, so you’ll be talking to your dad about crops and suddenly she pops in with “he is lying” or “you are thinking about my breasts again” and you’re like, girl, please get out of my brain or at least charge rent.

The adventure part is not super “open world” huge or anything, but you get these little choices that nudge you into different flavors of trouble. You flirt too hard with one pirate and suddenly she’s pushing you against a tree and asking if island boys can last longer than sailors. You try to play the good son, stay loyal to dad, and the oracle starts poking your thoughts, tempting you with visions of what would happen if you said yes instead of no. Sometimes the game just throws a horny scene at you when you were expecting something epic and serious, like ancient secret under the island, and bam, you’re in a cave arguing with a magical AI spirit about whether she should appear with clothes or without. I wanted big emotional drama and still clicked “naked” before I finished reading the line, so I can’t even judge. It feels a bit like those nights when you swear you’ll keep things pure on a dating app, but you end up sending a dick pic you promised yourself you’d never send again. The story pretends to be about fate and destiny and all that fantasy cosplay, but honestly it’s mostly about how fast your morals crumble once a hot oracle whispers in your ear and pirates start eyeing your “magic staff.” If you lean into it, don’t rush, and actually read instead of skipping every line, every spicy moment hits way harder than it should on a tiny phone screen.

Michelle lands in New York with that fake confidence you get after scrolling Instagram too much, and this game just kind of throws her straight into the mess. One moment she’s this cute rookie journalist chasing a “serious” interview with big-shot lawyer Victoria Reed, next moment that same woman is all over the news for murder and you’re like… ok, that escalated nicely. Most of the time you’re poking around in emails, text logs, shady contacts, guessing passwords like some horny Sherlock, then suddenly the game slows down and you’re in Michelle’s tiny apartment, phone glowing, her hand disappearing under the sheets because the stress finally has to go somewhere. Nothing feels too theatrical, it’s more like watching a girl who checks Twitter, opens a news alert about her own case, and then gets so frustrated she starts rubbing one out on the couch while some trash Netflix show plays in the background. That scene in the bathroom with the running shower and her thinking about Victoria’s cold eyes during the interview? Yeah, I stayed too long there, replayed it twice, not proud, also very proud.

It tries to be an investigation story first, at least on the surface. You search through notes, chat with weird sources, follow leads that sometimes go nowhere, which is strangely hot because it makes the city feel alive and kind of uncaring. One guy gives you half-useful info then spends three screens clearly just trying to check out Michelle’s ass and somehow that felt a bit too real. The mobile angle is nice; I was playing it on my phone on the subway like a degenerate, pretending I was reading serious news on BBC while Michelle is in-game scrolling her own phone, checking messages from some flirty bartender and then getting dragged into yet another late-night “come over, I’ll tell you what I heard about the case” kind of deal. She hates the corruption she starts to see around Victoria’s world, but the game quietly corrupts her too, not with big dramatic choices, more with tiny compromises: send that slightly too-intimate selfie to keep a contact talking, accept a drink you know is a bad idea, let a hand rest on your thigh a bit longer in exchange for a juicy detail. It’s not subtle at all, but somehow it also is.

What surprised me is how horny it feels without needing a sex scene every two clicks. There is explicit stuff, sure: Michelle masturbating while replaying the interview in her head, fixating on Victoria’s perfume and the way her lips formed certain words; a scene where she’s stuck late in the newsroom, everyone gone, blue monitor light on her face while she’s scrolling through crime photos and ends up grinding on the office chair because the tension of everything just melts into raw need. But there are also quiet lewd beats that hit harder. That moment she’s alone on her bed, half-dressed, reading some thread about the murder on her own news app, and you can choose if she keeps investigating or slides her fingers under her panties and “takes a break.” I swear the way the camera lingers on her unfocused eyes when she tries to come and think at the same time feels more intimate than some full-on porn animations. It’s not perfect, some dialogues sound like they were written during a hangover and the pacing jumps around like a drunk Uber driver, but that actually fits the vibe: messy city, messy case, messy girl, and you just ride along, one orgasm and one bad decision at a time.

This thing feels like someone took Prototype, deleted all the fake tragic backstory, then said “ok but what if the goo suit just wanted to fuck everything that moves.” You’re this dude who basically wakes up with an alien symbiote living under his skin, and instead of turning you into a dark brooding antihero, it’s like: “hey, that woman has huge tits, let’s see what happens if we plug into her nervous system and make her horny out of nowhere.” The story pretends to be about sci‑fi conspiracies and monster experiments and superpowers, but every second line of dialogue is low-key flirting or outright dirty talk, and half of it sounds like it was translated in Google Translate then massaged by someone who reads too much AO3. As a linguist I kinda loved that. Whole scenes where the alien struggles with idioms and it turns into accidental innuendo. “I will fill this gap in your social circle” is a thing it says at one point. The girl thinks he means her pussy. Honestly, same.

The sandbox structure is where the pervy linguistics really shows. You’re wandering around the city, picking who to corrupt, who to romance, and who to just use as living fleshlight, and the writing flips tones so fast it feels almost broken, but in a good way. One moment you have almost sweet romance with a shy cosplayer MILF who’s into goofy superhero outfits, the next the symbiote casually suggests testing anal elasticity “for combat purposes” like that is a normal tactical note. Choices usually boil down to “play it nice, tease her slowly, build tension” or “let the alien push and melt her brain with tentacles and mental corruption right away.” Sometimes both paths land in the same creampie scene anyway, just with different dirty talk, and yeah that sounds lazy, but then you catch this tiny variation in how she calls you “master” or how she hesitates before going full exhibitionist on a rooftop, and it hits different. The game clearly knows its own trashiness and kinda rolls in it. There is this one route where you basically grow a living sex toy out of your arm, and the script keeps dancing around how to name it. “Extension,” “organ,” “auxiliary probe,” never just “dick.” As if the alien learned English from PubMed abstracts and Pornhub comments at the same time.

Combat and management parts exist, sure, but they feel like foreplay for the next porn scene rather than real systems. You level up “tendrils” and “control” and “density,” and every upgrade is secretly just code for new ways to fuck: more tentacles to bind a monster girl, more control to edge a cheating wife until she begs, more density so the MC can pull off these ridiculous big ass pounding animations without snapping in half. The corruption angle is messy as hell. Sometimes it is hot, a slow slide where the girl starts with normal blows and handjobs, then slowly asks you to use the alien on her, ends up screaming for anal while the symbiote records her reactions like some creepy sex scientist. Other times it jumps from “I don’t know you” to “yes please tentacle gangbang me in the alley where people can see” in one click, and the game doesn’t even try to justify it. I wish they gave one or two heroines less brain-melting and more actual romance, but then I catch myself replaying the same scene where the alien puppets your body and forces you to watch in your own head while it uses her throat like a toy, and I realize I’m not here for emotional nuance. Also the facial animation sometimes clips weird, like her saying this very serious line about how she “belongs to the hive now” while her mouth clearly shapes something closer to “fuck my throat,” which is either a bug or an inside joke. Hard to tell. Either way, you get a horny alien, a city full of big tits and big asses, and this strange shifting tone between goofy sci‑fi, half-baked romance, and unapologetic monster porn that just keeps poking at your brain like the symbiote itself.

Xsummer feels like that one horny summer you kinda wish you had, but also kinda glad you didn’t, because here everyone actually wants to fuck you and nobody calls the cops. It pretends to be all chill slice-of-life, like “oh yeah, just walking around the neighborhood, making choices, talking about feelings,” then suddenly you’re balls deep in someone’s mom on the couch where they watched cartoons yesterday. The game is this weird mix of silly cartoon parody and straight up “I need to pause for a second and open Incognito on Chrome” energy. It does not take itself serious at all, there is dumb humor everywhere, but the sex scenes are played straight enough that your dick forgets it’s a joke. I clicked through one dialogue with Candace, thinking it’s just more of her usual overreacting, and somehow after a couple of wrong/right answers I had her half naked in her room, hair messy, saying shit like she’s “so tired of not being taken serious” while grinding on my lap. The emotional logic makes zero sense, but my brain absolutely did not complain.

The structure is that Ren’Py comfort zone, you just click, pick stuff, see what happens, sometimes you’re punished because you try to be too nice. I tried to act like a gentleman with Linda the first time, picking all the “respectful” lines, and guess what, no pussy for me, just some flirty talk and a lame fade out. Second run I was more direct, kinda cocky, a bit of a brat, and suddenly I’m in the kitchen with her bent over the table, tits pressed on the cold surface, while she’s whispering how bored she is at home. The way the game teases that “suburban horny MILF who’s done pretending she doesn’t want the neighbor kid” thing is honestly the strongest part. Half the fun is pushing too far just to see if the script lets you get away with it. Sometimes it does, sometimes you get an awkward scene where nothing happens and you feel like an idiot, staring at your own reflection in the monitor like, why am I like this. Also the sound is all over the place, sometimes there’s nice light music that fits the warm summer vibe, then suddenly silence during a sex scene except for wet sound effects that are way too loud, like someone is fucking a jar of mayonnaise right next to your ear. It’s gross and hot and annoying at same time, and I never remembered to lower the volume on time, so thanks for that.

Isabella is probably the one who surprised me the most, because at first she acts like the usual cute neighbor girl with a crush, all sunshine and “oh I just came to hang out,” and then a few choices later she’s straddling you in some random spot, panties already off, asking if she’s doing it right while she slides down slowly and just keeps going until your whole view is her sweaty chest and messy hair. It’s not subtle at all. There’s this one route where she tries to be “romantic” and it still ends up with you finishing inside her while fireworks go off in the background and it’s so corny it loops back around to being amazing. The writing sometimes feels like it was translated twice, but it kinda matches how clumsy and horny the whole thing is, like a teenager’s fantasy written by an adult who never grew out of that mood. I wish there were more variations inside the scenes, like different positions or some more risky choices during the actual sex, not just before it starts, but I doubt they’ll ever touch that. And there’s this tiny text spacing bug in one of Candace’s dialogues that’s driving me insane, the line breaks are just slightly off and my eye keeps catching it in every replay. I still went through her route again anyway, clicked the same options, watched her ride me with that crazy annoyed face like she’s pissed at my dick for existing, and yeah, I can’t even pretend I didn’t enjoy all of it.

Ark is not a hero. He is a horny little schemer who accidentally got invited into a divine pissing contest, and somehow the prize is an actual throne and a bunch of dangerously hot women who are way too strong for him. The setting plays it like a fantasy adventure, with gods and power and fate and shit, but very fast it turns into something more like a lewd social strategy game. You’re not slaying dragons. You’re trying to figure out how to get a fully armored holy knight to stop calling you “Your Highness” and start calling you “Master” while she’s riding your cock and pretending she hates it. It has that nice mix where one scene you’re talking about politics, and five lines later you’re balls-deep in someone who swore she’d never kneel to any man. It’s messy in a good way, like someone mixed a dating sim and a corruption VN inside a horny D&D session that got completely out of hand.

What sells it is how much it leans into the game part and not only the porn. You’re always picking where to go, who to spend time with, who to stalk at night like a creepy little voyeur, which girl to tease until she snaps. One evening you’re peeking through a crack in a temple door, watching your future priestess follower kneel in front of a fake idol you set up, moaning prayers and touching herself because you’ve slowly twisted her faith into worshipping you instead. Another scene, you’re fake-dating a prim noble milf for political reasons, letting her think she’s using you, then pushing just a bit too far with the flirting and hand stuff until her composure breaks and she quietly begs you to keep going, because her husband never fucked her like that. I liked that the game doesn’t shy away from ugly stuff. It has sleeping sex, harassment, cheating, all that nasty power-play flavor, but often lets you decide if you’re the piece of shit who enjoys it, or if you steer into more “consensual but still filthy” territory. NTR and swinging are like landmines on the map: they are there, glowing red, and the game keeps asking, “You sure you want to walk that way?” while also tempting you with explicit scenes where your follower gets pounded by someone else while you watch from the shadows, hard as hell, pretending you hate it. Some people will enjoy that too much. Others will avoid it like plague. Both types are clearly expected here.

The presentation is weird in a charming way. You feel the human hands in the art. Big tits that actually look heavy, thighs that look like they could squeeze your head until you see god, expressions that go from smug superiority to broken, glassy-eyed lust over a few scenes. There’s voiced lines that catch you off-guard, especially when a normally composed mage suddenly whimpers your name in a breathy little “ah… Ark… no, not there…” that sounds way more intimate than the script line suggested. Animations are not some polished movie; they loop, they stutter a bit sometimes, and that makes the creampie shots and footjobs feel more raw, less like a porn studio, more like a horny artist going “fuck it, that’s hot, ship it.” I did get annoyed at one tiny thing: the text speed on some voiced scenes feels slightly off compared to others, like the timing missed a beat, and then the game never fixes it. But it also gives you these silly parody costumes that absolutely don’t belong in the world, like a “totally-not-from-another-anime” cosplay outfit you trick a proud warrior into wearing for “camouflage.” She then steps on your face with her armored boots, grinds down, and you still end up with a handjob as she calls you pathetic for cumming from her feet. It tries to be a grand story about power and schemes, and at the same time it’s perfectly happy letting you be a creeping voyeur king who slowly corrupts virgins, milfs and anyone stupid enough to trust you, one lewd scene at a time. The tone flips from silly humor to brutal domination and back again, and somehow that fits this world where your “path to the throne” is mostly paved with moans, sticky thighs, and a lot of choices you definitely would not brag about in public.

Horizon of Passion Remake feels like something I really should not be playing on my work laptop, and yet here I am alt-tabbing between it and Excel like a damn ninja. The setup is pretty simple on paper: guy stuck between a broken home and a “new start” with family drama boiling everywhere, but the game doesn’t stay in sad-boy territory for long. It starts with that quiet feeling, you know, when you move somewhere new and everything smells different and the walls are too clean. Then suddenly your “supportive” role toward mom and sister starts drifting into that slow, wrong kind of closeness. It’s not like some instant porn switch. It creeps. You share a room for a bit, or you overhear moaning in the shower, or you hug a bit too long when she’s crying about dad. That kind of stuff. Then you wake up realizing your hand is already down your pants and the game is basically just nodding like “yeah, that’s where this is going.”

What surprised me is how often I forgot I was supposed to be the “good son” while picking choices. There’s this one scene where mom is sitting on the couch in this lazy home outfit, shirt a bit loose so you see that heavy cleavage line, and you’re supposed to comfort her because she’s talking about feeling old and abandoned. I picked the “be nice” option and the camera angle just slowly slides down to her thighs, bare, soft, and I’m clicking through dialogue but reading nothing, just staring at her legs. Then it gives you this timing where you can “accidentally” touch her knee, and she flinches for a second, but doesn’t pull away. That tiny pause is more dirty than most full-on blowjob scenes in other games. And yeah, there’s plenty of those too. Once it opens the sexual floodgates it really goes for it: sloppy oral, messy creampies, anal that makes you clench a bit in sympathy, mom riding you with her big tits bouncing while she pretends it’s all some “stress relief.” The 3D models sell it better than I expected. Faces don’t look like plastic dolls, bodies look soft and heavy in good ways, asses actually jiggle instead of just rotating like a chair. The footjob scene with the MILF, by the way, is insane. She pins you with that “I’m disappointed in you” look while slowly rubbing your cock with her feet like she’s scolding you and jerking you off at the same time. I was on Microsoft Teams with my boss in a tiny window and still didn’t stop clicking.

It’s not all mom content though, there’s a nice mess of stuff if your brain is horny in more directions. The sister’s route is more teasing, a lot of childish fights turning into “oops I walked in while you were masturbating” moments. There is a late-night lesbian scene that kind of comes out of nowhere, where you catch two girls making out and playing with toys, and for once the game lets you just watch instead of instantly turning it into a threesome. I liked that, even if later it does go full group sex mode with everyone swapping partners like some cursed family vacation. Sometimes the pacing just falls on its face. You go from deep emotional talk about missing dad and wondering if you made the right life choice to a blowjob in the kitchen in like three clicks, no cool-down, no transition, just mouth on cock. It can feel cheap, but also I still didn’t skip it, so yeah. Tongue animations are kind of stiff in one scene and then weirdly good in another, like two different people worked on them and never spoke. There’s this one anal scene where the lube bottle is just sitting in the background at a strange angle and for some reason it annoyed the hell out of me, and I kept staring at it instead of the actual penetration. Sound is hit and miss too: sometimes the moans line up perfectly, sometimes the girl is gasping like she’s getting pounded and you’re literally just sliding in for the first time. Still, when mom whispers in your ear that she wants you to fill her pussy and not pull out, that low, breathy voice hit way too hard for something I’m alt-tabbing away from every ten seconds. The game loves those slow, drawn-out creampie shots, where you stay buried inside and see the cum leak out while she’s still squeezing your cock, and honestly, after a few of those scenes, Excel spreadsheets start to look very boring. Not that they ever looked fun. I mean, except that one time I was typing a budget report and thinking about that scene where she’s bent over the sink and you decide if you want to go anal this time or just fuck her wet pussy again and fill her up in front of the mirror.

Zombie world, everything fucked, and instead of saving the planet you mostly end up staring at your own family’s asses. That’s pretty much the basic vibe here, and if that sentence already makes you twitch a bit, good, you’re the target. Story starts simple: world collapsed, infected everywhere, and this weirdly lucky family is immune. You play the son, stuck in some half-broken shelter, looking at your mom’s tits bounce while she tries to be “serious leader of the group” in a tank top that clearly lost the war a long time ago. The game pretends it’s about survival, but it’s actually about how many ways you can slowly push everyone around you from normal to horny to “ok fine, fuck me already.” And the way it does it is not subtle. You click around like a standard point and click, scavenging for food, water, bullets, and then suddenly you’re “accidentally” walking in when your sister is masturbating on a dirty couch, all sweaty from “nightmares.” Sure. Nightmares.

What I liked is that the corruption doesn’t just flip on instantly. You start with completely tame stuff, like catching mom changing her bra in the bathroom, or waking up at night and seeing your aunt walking around half naked because “it’s too hot” in the bunker. You can choose to act like a decent dude or you can linger, watch, grope when the scene allows. The game makes you feel like a creepy bastard, but it also kind of pushes you into it with all the teasing. There’s this one moment where you’re supposed to check the perimeter for zombies and instead you’re spying through a cracked door while two of the women shower together to save water. It goes from “we’re just washing each other’s backs” to one going down between the other’s legs, licking her like they forgot the world outside is literally dying, and you’re stuck there, zoomed in, clicking to catch every angle. The weird part is that you do actually need resources, so you keep going out, looting ruined houses, fighting off infected, and then coming back to use whatever you found as bargaining chips to push boundaries. New sex toys show up, you trade safety for favors, offer booze for private “thank you” scenes, and every little thing you do can tilt them further into being okay with getting undressed in front of you, then touching, then sucking, then full-on group sex on some filthy mattress like it’s a family camping trip gone very, very wrong.

The horror angle is there, but half the time it feels more like the horror is that everyone’s moral line keeps slipping. One evening you get a power generator running, and instead of using it for something reasonable, you load up some old real porn files you scavenged from a dead guy’s laptop. Suddenly you’re watching porn with your own mom and sister “to keep spirits up,” and they pretend to be uncomfortable, but their legs shift, they breathe deeper, you see nipples poking through thin shirts. Later on, they copy what they saw, badly at first, awkward blowjobs and clumsy grinding that feels way too real, then they get bolder. There’s a scene where they “reward” you for keeping them safe, and the camera just sits there, low, right behind mom’s ridiculous ass while she rides you, while another girl sits on your face, and in the background you can still hear zombies groaning outside, like some fucked up laugh track. I liked that the game lets you choose how much of an asshole you become, but at the same time it doesn’t, because the best scenes are locked behind you being manipulative as hell. Incest is not a side thing here, it’s the main meal, with voyeurism and exhibition tossed on top. Sometimes it tries to be emotionally deep, with them crying about the old world or losing friends, and the next screen you’re pushing a vibrator inside your “innocent” relative because she can’t sleep. It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s surprisingly tense, and you will absolutely tell yourself you’re playing it for the survival mechanics. You’re not.

Serenia hits that weird nostalgic nerve for me, like those sketchy Flash RPGs I found on Newgrounds and Armor Games when I was way too young for that stuff, just with way more tits and way less shame. You’re playing this slightly awkward but powerful court wizard, Anno, who is supposed to save a whole kingdom from some dark lord prophecy, but let’s be honest, half the time it feels like he’s mostly “saving” his cum for the next monster girl he runs into. It’s this mix of dungeon crawling and horny sandbox where you poke at everything just to see what you can fuck or corrupt or mindbreak. One room you’re trying to figure out a puzzle, next room you’re balls deep in some smug monster girl with a tail wrapped around your throat, doing that stupid ahegao face that somehow still works on me after all these years. The game lets you walk around town like a proper adventure, talk to milfs who absolutely should know better, tease virgins who clearly don’t, then go back into a maze full of traps, groping, and humiliating outcomes when you mess up. And you will mess up, because half the time you’re thinking with your dick, not your brain. Feels very authentic.

The porn here is loud, in your face, not shy at all. You got big tits that look like they were generated by an AI that masturbates, asses that take up half the screen, lots of dripping, bukkake all over faces and hair, creampies that stay in the story instead of vanishing like magic, even pregnancy stuff sneaking in when you’re not watching your shots. Some scenes are just “ok cool blowjob”, others turn into full gangbang group sex with multiple penetration and the poor girl mind controlled into begging for more even while she’s clearly being used like a slave. It leans hard into male domination and humiliation, sometimes in a funny way, sometimes in a way that’s just mean, but that’s kind of the point of these games, no? One second you’re laughing because a proud monster girl with huge horns is getting reduced to a drooling cumdump, next second you’re actually enjoying the small bit of story where Anno talks about protecting the city and you sort of forget you were just watching him shove it up some furry girl’s ass. Combat is turn based, classic stuff, with status effects that conveniently strip clothes or leave someone open for “extra actions”. I like that enemies have personality, even if the dialogue is sometimes cheesy in that ESL-trying-its-best way that reminds me of those old RPGMaker porn projects on F95. Also, there is this one tiny UI button that is like two pixels to the left of where my brain thinks it should be and it pisses me off every single time I click the wrong thing. The art is a mix of AI CG with hand animated loops, so sometimes you get a face that looks too smooth then a nice little hip motion that feels very human. No music yet, which made me put on some random Spotify fantasy playlist while fucking a big titty spider girl, and honestly my brain will probably connect those songs to this game forever now. It’s dirty, clumsy, sometimes hilarious, sometimes actually hot enough I had to alt tab from work and pretend I’m answering emails instead of breeding pixel monster girls, which is kind of all I wanted anyway.