Clark’s life in this game is basically every lonely porn-addicted loser fantasy smashed into a superhero comic and then left out in the sun too long. You’re this awkward Kansas kid with the “oh wow I’m an alien” thing going on, except instead of just saving cats from trees you’re trying not to fuck your whole hometown, literally and morally. One minute you’re clicking through boring school halls, pretending to be normal, the next you’re peeling back the small-town vibe and finding meteor freaks, MILFs with secrets, and people who really should not be that horny during an alien crisis. The story does that thing where it pretends you have your life under control, then throws you into some pov scene where a woman twice your age is grinding on top of you and you’re thinking, “Yeah, the universe is doomed, but this is worth it.”

The visual style is AI generated but it kind of fits the whole off-brand superhero parody mood. Faces are a bit too perfect sometimes, like Instagram filters got horny and never stopped, but the bodies, man. Tight costumes that look like they’re about to rip, soft thighs pressed together on a teacher’s chair, that stretched look when you push in deep and the belly shows a little bulge. The creampie shots are surprisingly dirty in a good way: cloudy mess dripping down, panties pushed aside, that moment where she bites her lip and you already clicked too fast but you still stare at the screen like an idiot. There’s a scene in a locker room where you’re supposed to interrogate someone, but I spent longer just clicking around the background, watching how the camera plays with pov angles, like the game knows you’re not here for the “investigation.” It calls itself a point and click and yeah, technically, but really it’s “point at who you wanna ruin and click until your mouse is sticky.”

What actually got me hooked was how your powers keep crashing into your dick. You’re supposed to be this rising hero, but half the time the “dark alter-ego” side feels more honest than the goody-two-shoes act. You’ll be in some tense meteor-related situation, and the choice is literally: save someone properly, or push them up against a wall and pound them while the sky glows outside. The game doesn’t pretend that domination is nice or clean either. There are moments where you grab her hair, force her to look at you while you’re buried inside, and the text is like, “You know this isn’t who you want to be,” while you immediately click “go harder” because self-control is for people not opening porn tabs in Chrome. It’s horny, messy, sometimes weirdly romantic when Clark accidentally says something soft after filling someone up, but you just know he’s going to screw it all up again five clicks later. Honestly, it feels a bit like my love life, if I had superpowers and people actually wanted to fuck me.

You’re the poor bastard who climbed the ladder just high enough that nobody shoots you, but everybody dumps their shit on your desk. Whole galaxy is rotting, planets choking on smog, priests screaming about purity, and you’re in a cramped office where the lights buzz like insects while you decide if some mining colony gets air filters or “thoughts and prayers.” And right in the middle of that, you keep tripping over women who want to fuck you, argue with you, manipulate you, or all three at once. Not because you’re some chosen hero, but because your signature can save their lives or destroy their whole world, and in this empire, pussy is just another kind of paperwork.

You start as this awkward virgin clerk who suddenly has real power, and the game never lets you forget how weird that is. One moment you’re reading a report about famine on a frozen shithole planet, next moment a bored noble MILF is sitting too close on your couch, pretending she’s worried about “trade quotas” while her hand creeps up your thigh. She’s old enough to have kids in the guard, tits poured into some ridiculous formal dress, and she’s treating your office like it’s a private bedroom. You can push her away and grill her about corruption, or you grab her hair and she drops on her knees between your legs and starts sucking like this is the only way she remembers how to negotiate. The game is blunt about it: she wants a better result on your decision, and she’s ready to slobber on your cock for it, lipstick smeared, eyes watering, trying to moan around your dick while you skim her file. And it’s fucked up, because while she’s gagging on you, you’re also actually reading the numbers and thinking, “yeah, this planet is screwed.”

That’s kind of how the whole thing feels: serious and horny at the same time, like someone mashed a grim sci fi bureaucracy sim with a porn VN and just didn’t apologize. There’s this cute junior scribe who brings you data slates and looks like she’s gonna burst from stress, and if you’re gentle, she slowly cracks, starts opening up about how terrified she is of getting reassigned to some nightmare warzone. First time you manage to calm her down, she leaves… but if you keep backing her, she eventually turns up in your room, shutting the door, cheeks red, hands shaking as she offers herself like she’s filing a desperate last-minute request. She’s still technically the one begging, but you KNOW the power is in your hands when she climbs into your lap and whispers that she’s never done this before, then winces as you push inside her, tight and wet and clinging to your shirt so hard the fabric creaks. And right after you finish, there’s this short, shitty silence, like “ok, cool, now you both work in the same office tomorrow.” No magic romance fade-out, just sticky thighs and a stack of forms on the desk you still have to sign.

What caught me was how your traits twist those scenes. Pick paranoid and you’re double-checking everyone, even when some guardwoman with arms thicker than your waist is riding your dick in a barracks bunk, using you like a toy because she’s lonely and half drunk, and your brain is still going “is she trying to get a transfer out of that meat grinder of a front line?” Go empath and it actually stings when a woman offers her body like it’s the last thing she has left to bargain with. You can still grab her by the hips and fuck her raw over your office table, her moans mixing with the quiet hum of cogitators, but it hits different when you realize her whole world literally hangs on the word you’re going to stamp on that form after you pull out and she’s dripping on your paperwork. The art has that rough AI feel sometimes, but every now and then a scene lands just right: a milf with tired eyes but a hungry mouth, a scared virgin biting her lip while you push in slowly, a smirking manipulator who’s clearly enjoying the game more than you are. It’s messy, it’s not “nice,” and it leans into the idea that in this empire, romance, lust, fear, and red tape are all the same fucking language. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This one hits that weird spot between horny fanfic and somebody’s actual DnD campaign notes that got corrupted by Pornhub. You play this witch hunter guy who is supposed to be all righteous and stoic, but honestly he feels like one of those burned-out heroes from old eroge, the type who drinks too much and still gets every girl because plot says so. The church sends this nun to give him a job, and she’s one of those “I’m totally pure, ignore my huge tits and the way I keeps licking my lips when we talk about sin” types. Their first real scene together already sets the tone: she’s all formal, talking about God and duty, and the camera just slowly drifts down her body while she pretends not to notice the hunter staring. Old-school pacing. No instant blowjob. Just that slow tease where she leans in a bit too close, her habit shifts, little bit of cleavage, and suddenly the game throws a tiny choice at you like, do you keep eye contact or let your gaze drop. It doesn’t actually matter much, but it makes the flirting feel dirty in a good way, like you got caught.

What I liked is how the sex scenes feel like those late 90s fantasy H things where they took their time. First time the hunter actually gets laid, it’s not some overproduced Marvel porn. It’s a cramped hut, the witch is half exhausted from the fight, and instead of instant tender romance she’s pissed off, spitting insults, then suddenly she snaps and kisses him mid-argument. They stumble over some alchemy crap, knock a candle, and she ends up on top, grinding against him through his pants while breathing hard, muttering stuff like “you fucking hunters are all the same” right into his mouth. When he finally gets her naked, there’s this nice little moment where she hesitates, covers herself with her arms, then the dev lets the animation loop on her hips slowly rocking as he pushes inside for the first time. Vaginal, nice angle, you see her expression actually change with the rhythm, not just those dead puppet eyes a lot of AI CG stuff has now. The blowjob scenes are better than I expected too. There’s one where the nun kneels in a side chapel, candles flickering, rosary still around her neck, and she starts with these soft little licks on the tip like she’s “testing” sin. Then she gets carried away, hand twisting on the shaft, spit running down, her eyes glassy like she’s about to confess and cum at the same time. I didn’t even skip the loop, which is rare for me now, I’m too old for that.

But the game can be a bit of a mess. The humor tries to be Witcher parody sometimes and lands like some lost Newgrounds flash joke. There’s a scene where the hunter meets a monster that is clearly supposed to be the “bargain bin leshen” and he cracks a line about union fees that made me just stare at the screen and open Twitter to complain, then forget what I was complaining about. Some dialogue feels like it was written by different people on different days. One line he’s this bitter veteran, next line he sounds like a horny teenager going “booba” in slightly better grammar. The combat bits are, well, there. You pick skills, sometimes the numbers appear, sometimes the game just skips straight to the result and you’re like “ok I guess I won.” I had one fight where I chose a careful approach, tried to actually roleplay the hunter as cautious, and the game still shoved me into a scene where he just charges in like a shonen idiot. Still got rewarded with titty though, so whatever. There’s this one really small thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes jumps a pixel up and down between lines, tiny tiny jitter. I noticed it once during a serious talk about his dead lover, and after that I couldn’t unsee it, kept watching the box instead of reading the words. But then the next minute I’m watching a fully animated scene of a witch riding his cock in some ruined tower, her hair flying, her moans timed with the thrusts, and I kinda forget everything I was mad about. Or maybe I just got old and this reminds me of those ancient fan-translated nukige on shady sites on my old ThinkPad, where nothing was perfect but the vibes were strong and the girls actually sounded like they wanted to fuck, not like they were reading SEO text. Anyway, it’s rough in places, it’s horny as hell, and the hunter somehow keeps his pants on way longer than any man in his position would. Which I respected. Then hated. Then respected again. I don’t even know.

Guard of Ajestremia starts pretty chill and then just quietly slides its hand down your pants. You’re this guy stuck on gate duty in a fantasy city that looks all nice and shiny on the surface, but everyone is horny and weird in that specific hentai-RPG way. Morning you’re checking papers, night you’re deciding if you want to tease some stacked elf, flirt with a smug monster girl, or walk into the forest and get your face clawed off in turn based combat because you got distracted staring at tits instead of reading skill descriptions. The game does that thing where talking and flirting actually matters, so you stop clicking randomly and start thinking, ok, if I say this, do I get cute romance or do I get pinned against the wall and milked like a stupid hero who can’t keep his cock in his pants. Sometimes the answer is both, which is nice. Or terrible. Depends how many saves you keep on the side.

What surprised me is how the mood swings around between wholesome and filthy without asking permission. You walk patrol with this knight girl, she’s all serious armor and duty, you pick the right answers, she softens, there’s this little romantic pause on the wall, she leans closer, the CG pops in, and suddenly the same woman who was lecturing you about discipline five minutes ago is jerking you off under the moonlight and whispering about how she “should not be doing this while on watch” while her tits are half out. Another route, you go out of the city, bump into a monster girl who looks way too innocent for the shit she says. She toys with you for several scenes, literally blueballing you, making you choose between staying professional guard or just dropping everything and ramming her in the dirt. If you keep your cool she starts respecting you, you slowly build this weird romance where she brings you little “gifts” from the forest. If you fail and think with your dick, she rides you, drinks every drop, and leaves you covered in scratches and cum while your HP is mysteriously lower in the next fight. It is funny and also a bit humiliating when your big heroic male protagonist gets drained like that and the next random encounter actually puts you in danger because you wasted your “energy” on a creampie scene you totally could have delayed. Coming back into town after that, trying to flirt with the sweet healer with the big ass, pretending nothing happened, feels way more awkward than it should in a porn game.

The branching stuff is where it gets underrated hot. One path where you keep guarding the gate, playing the loyal soldier, focusing on one girl, it slowly turns into this simple but kind of touching romance. She starts teasing you gently at first, hand on your thigh, brushing against your crotch, soft kisses behind the barracks, then you get this long scene where she finally lets you peel off her clothes and you see the CG of her lying there, embarrassed but clearly dripping, and the game actually lets you drag out the foreplay. Handjob first, she uses too much oil, you can almost feel that sloppy push and pull around the shaft, she looks up to check if you like it. If you keep stroking her ego and not just skipping text, it leads into full-on vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while you pound her, thighs shaking, big tits bouncing, her practically begging you to cum inside. You get a proper creampie payoff shot, thick white stuff spilling out, and the dialogue after changes how she talks to you in later scenes. On another route, you ignore the “nice girl” path and lean fully into adventure, capture and seduction. There is this one boss-type monster girl who taunts you through multiple encounters, flirts in the middle of combat, wraps her tail around your leg when she stuns you, keeps promising she will “use your body as her trophy.” Lose on purpose and she actually does it. No fade to black, she straddles your hips, pins your wrists, rides your cock raw and uses you like a toy, then refuses to pull out until she feels you shoot inside her. The fact that it happens in what is technically a defeat scene hits different than the more romantic endings. It is messed up and sexy and also makes you kind of want to reload and “win” later just to see how she reacts when you turn the tables. You might miss a whole ending if you never let her break you in that way, which is both cool and a bit annoying, but that is just how this game rolls, quietly hiding its nastiest stuff behind choices that look like simple combat or dialogue options on the surface.

Riley Ito is the kind of heroine you don’t usually see in erotic games: tired eyes, ex-soldier habits, completely broke, and still trying to pretend she has everything under control. The story throws her from shitty part-time jobs into this weird “elite security” gig in a hidden lab, where she’s supposed to keep an old genius alive and not lose her mind in the process. Of course she ends up doing both bodyguard work and very questionable “team bonding”. On one route I played her as this awkward virgin who salutes people when she’s nervous, then ten minutes later she’s getting her first blowjob lesson in a dark corridor from a guy who really should not be that patient with a rookie. On another run she was already curious about girls and somehow the first genuinely soft thing that happens in the whole game is her getting eaten out on a lab cot while alarms are quietly beeping in the background, like “yes there is security breach, but also tongue right there, priorities.” It sounds absurd and it kind of is, but the script keeps leaning into that mix of danger and horny and it starts to feel normal.

The sex itself is not just “click scene, watch loop, next”. There’s a whole slow burn where Riley is still trying to be professional while people around her clearly stopped pretending. One of the male teammates has this mocking way of “training” her in close-quarters combat that is literally just an excuse to pin her to the mat, breathe into her ear, slide his knee between her thighs and see how long she can pretend it’s just sparring. If you let her endure it, he’ll eventually call her bluff and push her over the edge with his hand still in his glove, which is a weird detail but somehow hot. Then in another path, she ends up on surveillance duty with the quiet girl from the tech division, the one who looks like she only knows Excel and hentai. Ten minutes of small talk about sensor coverage, next moment she’s on her knees under the console, shyly licking Riley’s pussy like she’s scared someone will walk in at any time, and the game really leans into that mix of fear and curiosity. There’s one scene I can’t get out of my head where Riley is forced to strip at a security checkpoint “for decontamination”, and depending on your earlier choices, the guards either humiliate her, making her spread her ass and show she’s still technically untouched inside, or one of them suddenly gets protective and turns into this weirdly sweet dom, making her masturbate just enough to calm down while still calling her “soldier” like she’s still on duty. The story keeps track of what you actually click through, so if you keep skipping anal or lesbian stuff, it quietly stops pushing it at you, which feels less like a menu option and more like Riley actually developing tastes over time. It’s messy, horny, sometimes romantic, sometimes absolutely not, and the whole thing feels like watching a tough woman slowly lose her armor, piece by piece, in front of people who might fuck her, save her, ruin her, or all three at once.

Your dad drops this world-shattering secret on you right before he dies: there’s a demon living inside you, and it’s not some cute mascot thing. It’s raw, hungry power, the kind that whispers in your ear when your aunt bends over to pick something up or your thick mom walks past in that too-tight dress. The whole story starts pretty simple, just you in this messed up family with big tits and big asses everywhere you look, and this voice inside you asking, “Why are you just watching?” From there it turns into this slow, dirty slide where every little “accident” you cause feels a bit too good to be a coincidence. You touch someone a bit too long, or you “help” them up the stairs and your hand stays on their ass, and you see that tiny flicker in their eyes, like their brain lagged for a second and your demon slipped in through the cracks.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t jump straight into full-on fuckfest in the first click. It plays a teasing game with you. You start with petty stuff: brushing a hand under a shirt while they sleep, using this new power to nudge them into certain dreams, watching them squirm under the sheets while you stand in the door pretending to be concerned. There’s this one scene where you sit at the table and your mom is arguing with you about something normal, bills or whatever, and the demon pops a suggestion into your head. You accept it, and suddenly her nipples are hard through the thin top and she keeps shifting her legs because she’s wet as hell but has no idea why. She still talks like everything is normal while you and the demon know you basically flipped a switch in her body. That kind of slow corruption hits harder than just “hey, now we’re fucking.” And then later, when she actually starts pressing her tits against your arm like it’s nothing, it feels earned in a gross, satisfying way. I’m not proud of that sentence, but here we are.

It’s also not just about the family, which surprised me a bit. The demon doesn’t care about bloodlines, it just wants more. There are monsters, weird things creeping at the edge of the story, some hot, some freaky, some both at once. You can push the corruption out of the house and into the town, turning normal girls into shameless sluts or watching some big fantasy creature grope your busty relative while you pretend to be the “hero” but secretly you’re boosting it from inside. There’s this scene where a milf-looking mage is supposed to purify you, and you can choose to let her try or actively fuck with her head mid-ritual, slowly twisting her “holy” chant into her moaning your name instead. Next time you see her, she’s still acting proper, but she can’t stop biting her lip whenever you come close. I was hunting for the most fucked up hidden route, clicking every weird choice, saving and reloading like a degenerate scientist, just to see how far the demon can push everyone before the whole thing collapses. And somehow, in between all the groping and corruption and big-ass shots, there’s this tiny vibe of “what if I just went full monster” that kept me poking at endings I probably shouldn’t admit I enjoyed.

Ark is basically the kind of idiot king that every hentai forum thread secretly wants to be. He’s supposed to be building a “serious” power base and challenging this smug, horny demon queen called Lady Erostegia for the throne, but half the time it feels like he’s just stumbling from one set of tits to the next and somehow that counts as politics. The story pretends it’s high fantasy, with courts and schemes and all that, but then you're blackmailing a holy knight because you caught her fingering herself in a shrine, or getting a footjob in a council chamber while two nobles argue about taxes in the background. It sounds messy? It is messy. That’s the charm. Characters don’t just pop in to suck your dick and vanish, they kind of stick around, open their own side dramas, get jealous, make stupid decisions, and you realize you’re suddenly tracking who already took your virginity in which timeline like you’re doing homework on Pornhub notes. I liked that the game pretends you have moral choices while also shoving your cock into almost every scene. You can “corrupt” the sweet girls slowly, or be that bastard who uses them like tools, but honestly, even when you go for wholesome romance, you’re still probably going to end up creampie stuffing someone on a throne or sneaking into their bed for sleep sex while they mumble your name in their dreams. Totally immoral. Very nice.

What really sells it is how shameless it is about mixing goofy humor with real filth. One moment there's a milf sorceress scolding you like a teacher, next moment you have her drooling on your shaft, voice shaking as she tries to keep her “royal advisor” act together while you make her gag. The game likes to tease you a lot too. There are scenes where girls cosplay as “innocent” maidens or parody characters from other series, and if you’re a degenerate who spends too much time on certain subreddits, you’ll spot what they’re referencing and probably feel weirdly called out. Animations are not some crazy high-budget masterpiece, but they do the job really well: hips grind, toes curl around your dick in those footjob scenes, cum actually lands where it’s supposed to instead of doing that weird floaty manga thing. The voice work helps a lot. Some moans are soft and embarrassed, others are like “fuck me more, king” with that dominant tone that makes you feel like you’re the one getting conquered. There’s female domination stuff that can hit hard if you let Erostegia or one of the more twisted girls take the lead, pushing you to the bed, making you beg, riding you until you’re actually a little scared of how much they enjoy milking you dry. Or you can play it like a pure power trip and turn them into your drooling toys instead. NTR and swinging paths are there in the background like a loaded gun in the drawer: you can avoid them, but just knowing they exist gives the whole sandbox more tension. You’re fucking them, but are you sure they’re not fucking someone else behind the curtains? The game never stops reminding you that being king in a sex-obsessed court means everyone is watching, everyone is scheming, and half the time you’re too busy buried in some girl’s pussy to notice who’s spying on you from the shadows.

Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

You’re a rookie reporter who clearly skipped the “professional distance” chapter in journalism school. The game drops you back in your hometown with a shiny new job at the top newspaper, but it feels less like serious reporting and more like a long, horny field trip where every “interview” can end with your dick somewhere it absolutely shouldn’t be. One minute you’re chasing a lead about some shady business deal, the next you’re on your knees under a desk, trying to keep eye contact with your source while she’s forcing her cock-wet lips down on you and whispering, “Ask better questions.” It’s that kind of story. The whole thing plays like a visual novel with choices that pretend to be about ethics and truth, but half the time you’re just deciding if you want your face between her thighs or under her feet. When your editor calls you into her office, you expect a lecture. Instead you get her sitting on the edge of her desk in a tight blouse, tits about to pop out, and she shuts you up by shoving her foot into your lap and making you rub your cock against her sole until you’re leaking through your pants. Then she asks you for your article draft like nothing happened. I actually laughed out loud there, it felt wrong in a good way.

Sex is everywhere, but not in a soft fade-to-black way. The writing goes straight for it. There’s a scene with a politician’s wife who looks like she walked out from some old “serious interview” magazine cover, glasses, expensive dress, perfect big ass, the whole classy thing. She starts out teasing, brushing her thigh against you under the table while you’re trying to keep your recorder steady. Then she locks the door, kneels down, and you’re suddenly drowning in sloppy, noisy oral where she keeps eye contact and drool is sliding down your shaft. Later she rides you hard on a couch, tits bouncing in your face while she tells you not to stop asking questions, and when you finally push her on her stomach and go in her pussy from behind, the game really leans into describing how she’s clenching around you and begging you to pound her like you’re breaking some embargo. Anal is treated almost like a reward for pushing a scene far enough. There’s this moment on a rooftop with a rival journalist where she first jacks you off with her foot, pressing her heel against your balls, then she bends over the low wall, pulls her skirt up, and tells you “If you want this story, fuck my ass.” She’s tight, she grunts into her own arm, and the text is very direct about the way her asshole stretches and the way your cum fills her. No fading, no “tasteful” cut. You feel like a completely unethical bastard, and the game wants that.

The AI art is actually kinda weird in a charming way. Some shots are hot as hell, like the close-ups of wet lips around your cock, or the way their nipples poke through shirts when they lean over your desk. Sometimes fingers look a bit off or a foot angle feels strange when a girl is jerking you with her toes, but honestly, during a good blowjob scene, I forgot to care. One thing I didn’t like: the pacing sometimes goes from horny to “okay, now read five screens of investigation talk” at really random moments, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, the game jumps you into another sex scene with almost no build-up. It feels like the writer couldn’t decide if this is a serious adventure or just porn with a plot as a flimsy excuse. But that contrast also makes some moments hit harder. After a long bit where you’re actually chasing clues, you end up in a car with a source, rain outside, the city lights reflecting, and she just quietly unzips you and starts sucking you off while you’re pretending to go over notes. There is something very dirty about that calm, focused blowjob. I also kept tapping my screen trying to scroll back on one scene where you fuck this stacked receptionist against the office window, her tits smooshed on the glass while you slam in her pussy and she keeps moaning that someone below might see. The sound, the text, the way she keeps begging for more even after you cum inside her, telling you to stay hard and give her your dick again, felt way more intense than I expected from a horny little journalist game. I wanted more reactions from NPCs after all this abuse of power, but the story just shrugs and throws you to the next big-titted lead. Honestly, at some point I forgot if I was supposed to care about the mystery at all. I just kept following whatever route promised another scene where I’d get used as a human cock by someone who knows exactly how to play with my curiosity.