Right, so the furry toggle is still there. Top right corner, those little buttons. You can flip between the anthro version and the more human looking one with the purple hair. Honestly, I forgot about the switch for like ten minutes because the new furry model is surprisingly smooth. The animations don't have that janky, broken spine look you get in a lot of these browser things. The fur texture actually looks soft, which is weird to say about a game where the main event is a creampie.

The big cock tag isn't lying. It's one of those proportions that makes you tilt your head, you know? Like, logistically, where is that going. And the answer is everywhere. The anal scene is the main course here. The way the character arches, the little bounce of the big tits, it's all synced up better than I expected. There's a moment right before the cumshot where the pacing stutters, just a half second of lag, and it almost ruins the buildup. Almost. But then the load drops and it's messy, covers the lingerie, which stays on the whole time. I wish you could take the bra off completely, but that's not a button, so whatever.

I was alt-tabbed at work, obviously. Boss walked by and I'm just staring at this purple haired beauty getting railed, trying to keep a straight face. The loop is simple, you just click through the positions, but the creampie finish is the clear winner. The way the cum drips out after the pullout is detailed. Gross? Maybe. Hot? Yeah. The furry version of the same scene hits different though, the anatomy is exaggerated in a way that makes the whole thing feel more intense. I don't know why a fluffy tail makes the anal better, but it does. Don't think about it too hard. Just use the switch and see which one makes you finish faster.

Sometimes a game just knows what it is, you know? No pretension, no 40 hour epic about saving the kingdom. Just a squirrel with a massive cock and a very specific request. The lo-fi beats in the background are actually kind of perfect, this fuzzy little track that loops while you figure out the nut feeding mechanic. It's almost meditative. Almost.

The core loop is simple. You've got nuts, the squirrel wants them, and there's this whole anal situation happening simultaneously. The physics are janky in a way that feels intentional, like the dev leaned into the chaos. Miss the timing on the nut toss and the whole rhythm falls apart. The futa anatomy is, uh, generous. Like, distractingly so. The piercing glints every time the animation cycles and I found myself just staring at it instead of paying attention to the hunger meter. That's probably a design flaw but honestly who cares. The furry art style is scratchy and unpolished, pencil lines still visible in places, which adds to this whole "found a weird zine under someone's bed" vibe.

There's a score counter I didn't understand. Numbers go up, sometimes down. The squirrel makes this chittering sound that's supposed to be cute but loops weirdly if you're doing well. Or poorly. I can't remember which. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became compelling. Not compelling enough to show anyone, but enough that I caught myself restarting three times to get the rhythm perfect. The nut doesn't always land where you think it will. That's either a metaphor or just bad hit detection.

The loop is the thing. You think you know what you're getting, a redhead, a monster cock, the doggystyle position that Pinoytoons has basically trademarked at this point. And yeah, it's all there. Her ass, that impossible red hair, the way the animation never fucking ends. It's a GIF from the deepest pit of a specific forum, the kind you'd save to a folder named "stuff" and forget about for three years. The balls slap her pussy. That's the detail that gets me. A wet, rhythmic thump that's almost a separate character in the scene. It's not about her face, which is frozen in that one specific scream of pleasure/humiliation, it's about that mechanical, relentless physics.

I spent way too long watching the shadow under them. There's a weird smudge on the loop point, a little jump that once you see it, you can't unsee. It's like a stuck pixel on a monitor you paid too much for. The whole thing is deliberately unpolished, a raw sketch of a fantasy that doesn't pretend to be anything else. She's a dog, he's a monster, the end. Or not the end, because it never ends. That's the whole joke, right? The "neverending porn animation" tagline. It's a promise and a threat. I wish the sound was there. Not music, just the wet noises and that one specific scream, looped perfectly. It wouldn't fix the smudge, but it would complete the cursed artifact vibe.

The anal penetration is the main event, obviously, but the pussy is just... there. A bystander getting slapped by logistics. It's a strange kind of cuckolding, her own anatomy ignored for the bigger, tighter show next door. This isn't a game. There's no clicking, no branching path. You open it, you stare, you close it. Maybe you come back. The "big ass" tag is accurate in the way a fisheye lens is accurate. It's a study in one specific, brutal angle. A fable about wanting more meat in your hole and getting exactly that, forever, with no pause button and a tiny graphical glitch that will haunt you.

The first thing that hits you is the music. Why we lose, it's called. Fitting, because you will lose. Not the game, that's easy. You'll lose your afternoon, your focus, maybe some fluids. It's a minigame ripped from The Legend of LUST, and it shows. No story, no buildup. Just Demonica, a succubus with an ass that defies physics, and two scenes of pure, unapologetic fucking.

The positions cycle through pussy, anal, oral. You click, she bounces. The creampie finish is the whole point, obviously. Version 2 added the "ultra cum" feature, which is exactly what it sounds like. Like someone turned the viscosity slider to maximum and said "yes, more." It's messy in the best way. The cumshot lands like a special effect from a low budget hentai, and I mean that as a compliment.

The audio controls are broken on Newgrounds. I don't know why. Nobody knows why. The black screen issue? That's your antivirus being a prude. You have to allow flash to load external files, which feels like a throwback to 2009. Annoying, but whatever. You're not here for the UI.

Honestly, the anal scene is the standout. The way she arches, the little bounce. It's the kind of thing that makes you wish there was a third scene, maybe with some tentacles or a double penetration option. But there won't be. This is it. Two scenes, a lot of cum, and a soundtrack that makes you feel vaguely melancholic while you jerk off.

Replayability? You'll come back. Pun intended. It's quick, it's dirty, and it doesn't pretend to be anything else. Just don't expect a plot.

I don't know what I expected from a game called something like Princess Daisy Anal Fuck Simulator but here we are. The whole thing is just her bent over, that yellow dress bunched up around her waist, and you get a slider for speed. That's it. No levels, no coins, no stupid Toad telling you the princess is in another castle. Just her asshole and a dick that looks like it was drawn by someone who only ever saw a penis in a medical diagram from 1987.

The creampie button is right there, no buildup needed. You can just tap it whenever, fill her up in two seconds flat if you're feeling like a degenerate speedrunner. I spent maybe ten minutes just moving the slider back and forth, watching the animation loop stutter when I switched from slow to fast. The doggystyle position is the only thing on offer, which is fine I guess, but her face is completely blank the whole time. Like she's thinking about what to buy at the grocery store. I wish there was at least a sound or something, a little "wahoo" stolen from Mario Kart would've been hilarious. But no, silent treatment.

The art is rough, real rough. Her tits don't move at all, which is a crime considering the big cock tag promised something more... impactful. The whole thing feels like a Newgrounds flash game from 2005 that somehow survived the purge. I kept clicking around the edges of the screen hoping for a hidden menu, maybe an option to switch holes or something, but nah. You get anal and you'll like it. The cum effect is just a white splatter that appears and then stays there, no drip, no cleanup. I left it running while I scrolled through Twitter on my phone, the repetitive slapping noise blending into the background. Honestly the most relaxing part of my day.

Waking up in a cryo pod with a mouth full of cotton and a boner that could cut glass. That’s the setup. The ship’s AI, some chirpy voice with zero sense of personal space, runs through a diagnostic while I’m just trying to focus my eyes on the silhouette behind the fogged up glass. First thing I see when the lid hisses open is a pair of tits straining against a uniform that’s definitely not standard issue. The captain. She’s all business until she’s not, and the transition from “you’re the last man” briefing to her on her knees is, honestly, about as smooth as the game’s tweening animations. Which is to say, not very. The art has this rough, almost sketchy feel, like someone drew it left-handed on a dare, but the proportions are so absurdly exaggerated it loops back around to being charming. During the first deepthroat scene, her eyes bug out in a way that’s more slapstick than sultry, and the looping animation stutters on the downstroke. I laughed. Still clicked to the next position.

The whole “last man alive” thing is just a flimsy excuse to line up a conga line of needy crew members. There’s a navigator with an ass that defies physics and a thing for anal. The game doesn’t waste time with romance, it’s pure mechanical click-through. You pick a dialogue option that’s basically “be nice” or “be a pig,” and it funnels you to the same doggystyle scene with a different filter of grunts. The cumshot mechanic is a weird mini-game where you have to time a meter, and failing it means you just… dribble. Pathetically. The facial aftermath just sort of plasters a semi-transparent sprite over her face that doesn’t track with her blinking animation. It’s janky. It’s also the most memorable part. I spent way too long trying to perfectly center the mess on the engineer’s glasses. Wish there was a gallery to revisit that specific disaster, but there isn’t, so I just had to replay the whole boring lead-up. The sound design is a single wet slap on loop and a moan that sounds like a cat getting a pill. It’s perfect.

You know what gets me? The way that old guy in the manor just hands over a baby photo and expects you to find his adult daughter. Like, sure buddy, I'll just wander into Springfield and ask every 20-year-old if they used to drool on this picture. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to being funny, and honestly I was more invested in the detective premise than I should've been.

The investigation part is just clicking around talking to people, and then suddenly you're playing this milk minigame with a maid who has absolutely massive tits. I spent way too long trying to figure out the rhythm on that one, it's weirdly specific about timing. You have to like, pump in a pattern or something, and I kept messing it up because I was distracted by the paizuri animation. The art is that kind of rough hentai style where everyone's proportions are completely insane, which I actually prefer to the overly polished stuff sometimes. That redhead at the manor though, her design is just confusing, her boobs are bigger than her entire torso and I couldn't stop staring at how the artist clearly gave up on anatomy halfway through.

The deepthroat scenes are actually pretty good, there's this one with the brunette where she gags and it's more detailed than anything else in the game. But then the anal stuff feels tacked on, like they remembered at the last minute that people want that too. The detective angle completely falls apart after the first few scenes and it just becomes a standard meet n fuck where you're cycling through positions, doggystyle, titfuck, creampie, the usual lineup. I kept forgetting I was supposed to be looking for someone's daughter, which I guess is the point but also maybe not? The cumshot facials are way too abundant, every single encounter ends with one and it starts feeling less like a reward and more like the artist just really, really likes drawing that one thing. The humor lands sometimes, there's this bit with the old man that made me snort, but then other jokes are just "haha boobs" which, I mean, fair enough for what this is.

The Mastrumoto 4000 achievement list is basically a checklist of holes. I'm tracking unlocks like some degenerate accountant. Anal entry, double stuff, oral finish, the usual. But the game doesn't give you a clean path. You fumble through a basement POV, clicking on a brunette who's already bent over some eBay fuck-machine that looks like a repurposed engine block. The 3D models have that unpolished CG sheen, like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and immediately decided to make porn. It's perfect for this. A polished look would ruin the grimy basement vibe.

The rough sex tag isn't lying. There's no gentle lead-up. One moment you're positioning a sextoy attachment, the next the machine is jackhammering and Megan's mascara is a lost cause. The cumshot mechanics are weirdly specific. You can trigger them early, which I did by accident, and the scene just... continues? Like the machine doesn't care about your timing. It's a machine. That's probably the point. I wish the double penetration sequence had more feedback. You just sort of assume it's happening based on the angle. But then she makes this choked sound and you know. You just know.

I spent ten minutes trying to unlock a specific oral scene that I'm still not sure exists. The series tag suggests there's more of this somewhere, other subway fucker chapters maybe. This one feels like a middle child. The basement setting gets stale fast. Same concrete walls, same harsh lighting. But that's also why it works. It's not trying to be anything else. Just a room, a machine, and a brunette with no survival instincts. The POV never breaks. You're James, you're a creep with a magical sex robot, and you're going to watch it do all the work. Achievement popped for double penetration. Still missing the one for... something. Back to the basement.

Link looks tired in this one. Not tired like “hero of time” tired, more like “I’ve fucked royalty for too long, I need something weird” tired. And then Midna shows up, tiny smug goblin queen with that stupidly huge helmet and those sharp little hips, and the whole thing turns from fantasy adventure to “ok, this is about corruption and obsession now.” The game basically locks you in a private sex dungeon with her, no pretense, no long build up, just her floating there, grinning like she already knows where you’re going to cum and she’s fine with all of it. It feels like somebody watched Twilight Princess, paused every time Midna bent over, and said: yeah, this, but interactive, and way more messy.

Her body is the real hook. They gave her those small, tight tits that don’t jiggle much, but they *look* insanely touchable, with that half-shadow skin and those glowing marks crawling over her curves. It’s not “big anime cow udders”, it’s more like this slim, slightly alien body that looks bendable in every angle. Pussy is drawn snug and high, almost too neat, and then you get her ass when she arches her back, and that’s when everything clicks. Anal in this game doesn’t feel like an extra option, it feels like the main course they built everything around. The way she spreads for Link, the way her expression shifts between smug and “fuck, that’s deep” when you push harder, it has that nasty little power shift where you’re not sure who is actually using who. Deepthroat scenes have that same vibe: she acts like she owns his cock, then suddenly her eyes water and she gags a bit, and for a second you actually feel bad, then the game throws this wet sucking sound and you forget morality exists.

I like how the cum system is handled way more than I should. On my phone, playing in Chrome with too many tabs open, it still runs smooth when you flip from face to pussy to ass to body like you are painting her with sperm. Facial is probably the most “pornhub classic” angle: her one visible eye staring up, thick lines of cum dripping over that mask, and there is this tiny animation where she licks a bit from her lip if you time it right. Pussy creampie looks almost soft, like she’s secretly into the idea of getting bred by this idiot hero, while ass creampie is just filthy, white leaking out as she clenches. Only thing that annoyed me, her hair-hand thing clips weird when she jerks Link off; once you see it, you cannot unsee it, like that one pixel that doesn’t fit on your phone screen, and it kept pulling my eye away from her pussy. But whatever. You’re here for Midna acting like a cock-hungry little monarch, and on that level, it feels like pure fan art fantasy that finally got tired of being safe and just let Link ruin her holes properly.