Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Your dad dies and somehow the whole house turns into this weird mix of grief, porn trivia and horny tension you can cut with a knife. The game throws you in as the son, wandering around your own home like a creeper with a purpose, poking at doors, phones, laptops, bathroom mirrors, everything, trying to decide if you’re a good guy, a pervert, or both. Then that video shows up. Dad, who everyone thought was just some businessman or whatever, looks you in the eye from the screen and drops two bombs at once: someone killed him, and he used to be this legendary porn actor and producer. Like, full on “everyone in the industry knew his dick by name” level. After that, every time you look at your mom’s cleavage or your sister’s tight shorts it stops feeling like a normal harem fantasy and more like “oh, this is hereditary”.

It’s not one of those games that holds your hand. You click around, find little scenes by accident, miss others because you touched the wrong thing at the wrong time, then later you see some dude on Discord posting a screenshot of mom bent over the kitchen counter and you go “where the fuck was that in my playthrough”. On Android it actually feels kind of nice in bed with one hand, even if the UI buttons are sometimes too tiny and you keep tapping the wrong hotspot like an idiot. The art leans hard into thick bodies: big tits, soft bellies, asses that make the yoga pants cry. Animations are simple but they hit the right moments. A slow handjob in the living room while the TV is still playing daytime trash, mom pretending she’s “just helping you relax” and you both clearly know she’s lying. Sister “accidentally” brushing her ass on your crotch while you help her reach a book. You get a lot of groping that lingers way too long to be innocent and then somehow still counts as “oops” in the dialogue.

What I liked more than I expected is how often you end up just watching. Cracked bathroom door, mom in the shower with a toy, your own reflection behind her like some horny ghost. Or you open a file folder from your father’s old work and suddenly you’re watching two MILFs going at it, one of them looking suspiciously like someone you just had breakfast with. Sometimes the game lets you jump from voyeur to participant, sliding from “spy on the scene” to “put your tongue in there” in one click. Oral, hand stuff, full-on vaginal, creampies that stall the animation for a second like the artist was proud of that particular shot. There is this one lesbian bit where two women grind on each other on a couch while you hide behind it and I spent way too much time trying to find if there was some secret option to join in. There wasn’t. Or maybe I just missed it because I got distracted by a random sandbox task about checking emails. I still think about that.

HeartProblems starts like those lazy afternoons when you open one tab for “something quick” and suddenly realise you’ve been staring at the same three women for way too long and your brain is doing gymnastics. You’re this guy who got moved into uncle Davie’s place after shit went bad in your life, and the game just lets you simmer there for years until your hormones basically wake up and go, “Wait, why the fuck are all the women in this house stacked like porn thumbnails?” It doesn’t rush it. At first it’s just you walking around, making small choices, bumping into them in corridors, catching a bit too much cleavage, those yoga pants that hug the ass like they’re trying to start a religion. They talk to you like family, but the camera absolutely doesn’t treat them like family, if you know what I mean.

What hit me is how the teasing is baked right into the pacing. It’s not just “click next, here’s a tit.” You’re kind of trapped there with these MILF types, big tits, big asses, that slow, humiliating feeling where you’re clearly the horny youngest in the house and they’re half-aware of it. One scene really stuck: you’re in the kitchen, one of them leans over you to grab something from the shelf, her tits basically filling the whole screen, and the game just stays there a bit too long. No dialogue, just animated jiggle and your character trying to act normal. It’s so simple and so dirty. Later on it escalates into actual groping, little “accidents”, her pretending it’s nothing while you’re dying inside. That humiliation angle creeps up. You keep getting caught staring, or with a hard-on, and sometimes they smirk, sometimes they act annoyed, and sometimes they kind of like how powerless you are. It’s messy in a good way, like real awkward lust where nobody is saying what they really want.

I won’t lie, the 3D style is a bit rough in some shots. Faces look amazing in one angle and weird in the next, and I spent a solid minute being annoyed by a clipping bra strap and then forgot about it when the same bra came off two clicks later. The animations though, when they do happen, feel damn satisfying: hips grinding slow, that heavy chest bouncing when she rides you, subtle things like her ass pressing down when she sits on your lap and pretends she “didn’t notice.” The corruption part is more emotional than I expected. At first they feel untouchable, like “aunties” and older women way out of your league, but your choices, your sneaky touches, your little pervy moments, they change how they look at you. One starts testing you, getting closer, making you choose between being a good boy or pushing it further. Sometimes the mobile version annoyed me because the text boxes take half the screen and I mis-tapped during a hot moment and skipped a juicy line. I’m still mad at that one choice I fat-fingered in Chrome on my phone, never went back to fix it and now that branch in my head is just cursed forever. Still, nothing beats that first time you realise one of these “untouchable” women is not pulling away when your hand stays on her ass a bit too long, and the game just lets the silence do the talking. That’s where HeartProblems really hits: not in the first blowjob or whatever, but in that weird electric second where family, guilt, and pure horny corruption are sitting at the same table and pretending everything is normal.

Lily wakes up in her absurdly huge manor with a hard-on that could bless or ruin a small country, and that pretty much sets the tone. You are this smug futa noble with a cock, a title, and a bunch of maids whose job description is somewhere between “house staff” and “religious cult that worships your dick.” The game pretends to care about manners and prayer and holy symbols for like five seconds, then someone in a nun outfit is on her knees, lips wrapped around you, mumbling half a hymn while drool runs down her chin. It looks like a classic VN at first glance, but then you realize you have a weird little management layer going on: sending maids to clean, train, “inspect” monster girls in the dungeon, and occasionally deciding which of them gets to be your cum dump of the afternoon. It wants to be about corruption and faith and duty, but honestly, it is mostly about where you are going to unload next. In a good way. Mostly.

What throws you off is how the game hops from cozy lewd slice-of-life into full RPG nonsense with turn based fights faster than you can tuck your dick back into your panties. One moment you are in the manor bath, your favorite milf maid jerking you off under the water while a shy virgin maid pretends not to stare, and the next you are in the depths fighting some smug lamia girl who taunts you with every missed attack. Lose, and she does not just “defeat” you. She milks you, rides you, forces your huge load inside her and then laughs when the screen cuts to internal view and your cum floods her womb like some perverse fertility ad. Win, and you drag her back home, add her to the harem, throw her into a nun outfit if you feel like it, and start “reeducating” her with toys, anal training, and “prayer sessions” that are, honestly, just group sex with candles around. I liked how the game gives you different protagonist perspectives sometimes, like swapping to a maid’s point of view while she secretly masturbates in the chapel, rubbing herself with one of your used stockings, imagining you knocking her up in front of the altar. Then the game suddenly pretends combat stats matter and you are there in your underwear checking skill numbers instead of tits, which feels wrong but also kind of funny. The humor is very hit-or-miss: one scene has Lily trying to give a solemn speech about purity while a slime girl is sucking her off under the table, and another scene is just awkward titfuck dialogue that feels written during a hangover. But then it hits you with this messed up religious corruption route where a strict nun starts as total anti-sex zealot and ends up begging for your cock in her ass, her pussy, her throat, any opening, anything, while she cries about “failing her goddess” as you creampie her again and again. It is trashy, horny, weirdly sweet sometimes, and the game never fully decides if it is making fun of religion or getting off to it. Honestly, that confused vibe fits Lily perfectly.

The management stuff is there just enough to poke at your brain between faps. Assign a maid to guard the dungeon entrance, send another to “comfort” captured monsters, choose who gets to accompany you into fights, all while trying not to laugh at the idea of serious strategy in a game where you can literally win by raping a demon girl into submission. It also loves cheating themes: your maids are technically “yours,” but they sneak off to fuck each other, or a monster girl, or even a futa nun you brought home, and you walk in on a full lesbian orgy with tongues buried in big asses and fingers pumping wet holes, while toys buzz on the floor. The game calls it “disobedience,” but you can just jump in, shove your huge shaft between some sloppy tits, and suddenly everyone is moaning your name like it was a prayer. Corruption is everywhere: pure girls get slowly twisted, monster girls become weirdly loyal lovers, and Lily herself goes from slightly smug mistress to total sex tyrant who uses magic transformation in one route to give a maid her own futa cock, just to watch her panic and then immediately try it out on the nearest tight hole. Some scenes are rougher, less consensual, and the tone shifts on a dime: one dungeon defeat sequence turns into full-on *** where Lily is pinned, used, filled, and the game revels in it without apology, then half an hour later you are laughing at a gag scene where a flustered nun tries to hide a massive vibrating dildo in her robe. It is messy, horny, badly paced in a way that feels almost charming, like someone got too turned on to check if the story flows. And in this kind of game, that honestly makes sense.

Everything starts with that lovely mess when you go back to your old house and nothing is like you left it. Dad ran off with his side piece, the money is gone, the place is half ruined and now it has to become some kind of cheap student dorm. You come back as this “good boy” who went to college, but in five minutes it’s obvious you were never that innocent. Every room has somebody connected to your past. Old crush who never got over you. Milf neighbor who pretends she only cares about rent. Twins who finish each other’s sentences and then sit a little too close on the couch. There is teasing everywhere. Butt cheeks hanging out of shorts, a “oh, I’m sleepy, can I stay in your bed?” that doesn’t stay innocent very long, a “massage” that suddenly turns into your cock sliding between soft tits while she pretends this is an accident. The way the camera keeps you in first person in some scenes makes it feel like you’re the one trying not to groan when she licks the tip and looks up.

The tone is funny and horny at the same time, which is weirdly relaxing. Characters throw jokes while they’re slowly getting corrupted, or maybe they were never that pure at all. One girl starts as this shy, proper type, and next thing you know she is jerking you off under the table during dinner, cheeks red, hand moving faster every time someone else speaks. There is a bit of everything: slow romance with “I love you” whispered right after a messy creampie, stupid porn logic like someone leaking milk from her tits and acting surprised, feet sliding over your shaft while she pretends she doesn’t know what she is doing, and those scenes where you wake up with someone grinding on you while “sleeping.” The incest tension is not subtle at all, it’s right there in the way they hug you too tight, in how they sit on your lap instead of the chair, in how kissing on the cheek is always one second away from turning into tongue. Then you get group scenes, where two girls argue who had you first, while one is riding your dick and the other is sitting on your face. The game loves to let you choose who you focus on, but sometimes it throws you into full harem chaos and just lets it happen.

There is this funny thing where it pretends to care about you being a “nice guy” or a virgin at the start, but the moment you realize you can chase multiple endings and see what happens if you go full netori, that idea just melts. You can steal someone’s girl with slow flirting, or by literally fucking her in her own bed while she whispers that her boyfriend is away. Some of the voiced lines are hot as hell, especially when they try to hold their moans and fail, though sometimes the acting suddenly sounds like a random TikTok. The 3D look is more sexual than pretty, if that makes sense: round asses, thick thighs, huge tits that bounce when you ram into them from behind, cum dripping out after a raw creampie and she smiles like that was all she ever wanted. A few animations loop a bit awkward, like a hand floating near your crotch instead of actually gripping it, but then the next scene has her milking you with both hands and swallowing everything, so you kind of forget. Stories with pregnancy hints sneak in too, with lines like “don’t pull out” and “I want to feel you stay inside,” and it suddenly hits different because you know it might actually stick in this game. It’s messy, horny, a bit wrong in all the right ways, and it feels made for those evenings when you just want to get lost in a house full of women who all, in one way or another, want a piece of you.

High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

You start out dead. Not in a poetic way, just straight up corpse, game over, thanks for playing. Except your childhood friend looks at your body and basically goes: “nah, he still owes me dick, we’re not done here”. Next thing you know, there’s an angel with a holier-than-thou smile, a demon girl from the same race that literally killed you, and this messed up ritual that drags you back into your body. No soft light, no choir, just “welcome back, now try not to die again, idiot”. From the first minute it feels less like some epic fantasy and more like walking into the world’s horniest group project that accidentally learned necromancy. And yeah, everything is from your eyes, so you’re not just watching, you’re right there in the middle when the girls start using your “second chance at life” as an excuse to test what still works… and what works better now.

Most of the time you’re stuck in that strange spot between “I probably should figure out who wanted me dead” and “this angel is on her knees and her tongue looks really busy right now”. The game loves that push and pull. The demon girl is that smug little shit who almost dares you to try and dominate her while she squeezes your balls a bit too hard, and the angel acts pure but the moment you’re alone she’s grinding her big tits around your cock like she’s blessing you with holy titfuck therapy. Then your childhood friend walks in with that big-ass “I saved your life, now spread your legs” energy, sitting on your face like it’s rent day. Sometimes they take turns, sometimes they share, sometimes you wake up to a slow teasing handjob while they pretend they’re “just checking your pulse”. You know this kind of pacing if you’ve played too many high school demon/angel harem games: plot in theory, pussy in practice.

What caught me off guard is how the game mixes playful bullying with straight up hardcore stuff. One moment you’re getting your cock lazily stroked under the table while you try to talk, next moment a monster girl with claws like she could rip you in half is riding you raw, tongue out, ahegao face, your cum leaking out of her pussy as she keeps going like you’re just a toy. Sometimes they tie you up, sometimes you grab their hair and fuck their mouth until mascara runs. One scene you’re forced to watch from behind a cracked door while two of them go at it, licking each other, fingering, moaning your name, not letting you join, just making you jerk off in the shadows like a pathetic voyeur. Another time they pin you down and use your dick like it’s public property, your protests ignored, your balls emptied again and again into tight holes, ass and pussy and warm throats, while they softly laugh and talk about “training their pet back to life properly”. Then the game throws you into some random quiet moment where you just wake up with your cock between soft thighs and a lazy footjob starts, toes pressing on the shaft, cum drooling all over her sole, and she doesn’t even stop the conversation. It’s messy, horny, half romantic, half fucked up, and somehow it all fits this world where dying once wasn’t enough to escape these girls. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Whole city goes to hell from a weird virus, people vanish, streets empty, and suddenly you are the only one from the council still breathing. Congrats, you’re mayor now. Not the sexy fantasy you imagine at first, but the game turns that pretty fast. With almost nobody left to say no, you rewrite laws on your phone like you are shitposting on Twitter, except every new rule flips a switch in someone’s brain. “No public clothes after sunset”? Boom, the girls treat it like normal. “City service workers must offer ‘stress relief’ to mayor”? They nod like it was always in the handbook. It feels wrong, then hot, then… still wrong but hotter. And yeah, you can play this on the bus and pretend it’s Candy Crush if you’re brave or dumb.

The fun part is how the power slowly crawls inside your head. At first I tried to be nice, kind of “good mayor”, passing soft stuff, like free housing that secretly comes with a “personal inspection”. A simple chat in a ruined office, she thanks you for the bed, you “check” if she’s healthy, your hand on her thigh, then she just drops to her knees like it’s in the contract. This game treats blowjobs like basic paperwork. Next law, some girl with ridiculous tits shows up, “volunteering” to help raise morale, and you end up with her bent over your desk, ass shaking while city sirens scream outside. The animations sell the weight and rhythm of it, cock wet and actually sliding, her cheeks spreading when you push deeper. Sometimes the camera stays way too long on the cum leaking out after you creampie her, and I pretended to be annoyed, but I still didn’t click next.

I won’t spoil the weirder stuff, but it gets paranormal in a way that feels like a drunk hentai author took control. You start messing with strange power sources under city hall, and suddenly your laws are not just legal, they are literal mind control. You say “all female staff loyal only to mayor”, and it’s like a spell. Watching a proud cop or a strict doctor slowly turn into your obedient toy, eyes a little glazed, still trying to pretend they have dignity while they stroke you off with shaking hands, is messed up as hell. Then the game tosses in group scenes that escalate stupid fast, like you try to give a speech and it turns into half-naked city workers kneeling in a row, each taking their turn on your cock and acting like it’s part of their daily briefing. There is this one girl who swears she hates you, calling you a tyrant, then ends up naked on the balcony, moaning loud over the whole empty plaza while you fuck her from behind, her huge ass wobbling in the night air, and she still insults you between screams. Honestly, if you want to squeeze every dirty drop from this thing, play slowly, push the laws a bit at a time, reload when you feel you went too far too fast, and really sit with those moments where they still think they’re free but your hand is already on the back of their neck.

Guy thinks his life is “okay”. Boring job, decent house, same woman in his bed every night, same toothpaste on the sink, same useless notifications on his phone. He jerks off in the shower and pretends that counts as excitement. Then he starts messing around on his phone, horny and tired, scrolling some trashy app like it’s going to save his soul. One risky conversation, one dirty selfie, one “no one’s gonna find out” moment, and suddenly he’s getting his cock stroked in a cheap hotel room by a girl who is way too young to be that good at wrapping her lips around him. It’s actually kind of funny how relaxed the game is about cheating. No big drama at first, it just lets you slide right into the dirt. You go from polite texts to “send me a pic of you touching yourself” in like three clicks. The UI doesn’t nag you, you just fall. He’s lying to his wife, he’s lying to his side piece, he’s lying to himself. And then the birth certificate shows up and all that fake control he thought he had just evaporates.

What I like is how the game treats him like an actual horny idiot, not some overconfident porn god. He starts as this normal, almost forgettable guy, but you watch him slowly get hooked on attention. On being watched. On watching. One scene really stuck in my brain: you’re in the car with her, parked somewhere that’s clearly not private enough, and she starts to unbutton her blouse. You can make him tell her to stop, be “responsible”… or you can let her do it with the window just slightly open. And because it’s animated, the little movements feel too real. The way her hand shakes while she’s trying to put her fingers around him for the first time, like she wants to impress him but she’s still a virgin and has no idea how fast to stroke. It’s messy and awkward and hot. Then the next time, she’s bolder, gives him head like she’s been practising on her own fingers, and he’s getting off way too fast in a public place. Nobody walking by actually says anything, but you know they could, and that’s what makes it nasty. That mix of shame and “please look at me” is so on point that it almost hurts in a good way. I would kill for a route where he just snaps and locks her inside the house forever, but that’s not this game, sadly. It’s more about the kind of guy who will fuck someone in secret, then wash his dick in the sink and crawl back into bed like nothing happened, and somehow you still want to see how far he can fall before it all breaks.